Enjoy Arse fans :)

[J s p]

Arsenal FC End Of Season Dinner Dance

END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French W(h)ine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


Guest speakers:
Sir Alex Ferguson, Rafa Benitez and Jose Mourinho - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

 

[Clown]

What's wrong with you? This isn't even funny.

 

[leggy]

Someone sent me this in an email today.

I asked them kindly never to send me an email again.

Fucking shit bastard.

 

[Mobius]

2 anti Arsenal threads? Infact looking at your previous posts it seems all you do is slate every team that you don't support (Can't seem to find who you actually support though)

 

[Ch3tan]

Brother in law (Totteham fan) sent me this today:

A new phone number for grieving Arsenal Fans

0800 10 10 10

That number again

0800 Won Nothing Won Nothing Won Nothing


Simpler and funnier that the shite that was posted above.

 

[Marc]

For a spaniard, your english is really good. How come you got back from paris, 5 minutes after the match to post on fh?

 

[J s p]

For a spaniard, your english is really good. How come you got back from paris, 5 minutes after the match to post on fh?

Who say's i am a spaniard?

I wanted Barcelona to win.