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[Laddey]

do you live near Mill Hill ? Cant PM you, its broke kthx

 

[- English -]

no you twerp , mill hill is in blackburn... i live great harwood.. tho my uncle works ther

 

[old.Tohtori]

And this couldn't go via PM because:

A: Zombies are eating my brains! And i only have a limited supply.
B: Ezteq is trying to hump me....and i only have a limited supply of dildos!
C: Ezteq is trying to eat my brain, and the last dildo is up a limited zombie?

No offense to limited zombies ofcourse.

 

[- English -]

there

 

[Nate]

Why do you want to know where he lives? Is it because you too are an emo and have the worst musical taste in the world?

 

[- English -]

natemo your just jealous ppl voted me emo when im not actually one, and you are.. qq ;p

 

[Laddey]

I never wanted a map ya penieye!

Mill Hill is a shithole, i got a tattoo up there from a bloke when i was like, 14/15 and on the way home i got a blowjob in the train toilets of a complete stranger, a blonde girl named Ayli, i swear. No lies

 

[Nate]

and then the rest of your life happened? Can you tell us why it happened Laddey?

 

[Laddey]

and then the rest of your life happened? Can you tell us why it happened Laddey?

Because my cock is massive and my looks are amazing? Fuck knows why it happened m8r, there are many, many, many slutts around that area though.

Thats why im thinking of going back!

 

[Nate]

I'm talking about your life

 

[Laddey]

I'm talking about your life

Cool man, i'll sign a t-shirt and send it you aswell....

You lost me on your second post m8r

 

[- English -]

was she dog ugly laddley ;D ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

natemo your just jealous ppl voted me emo when im not actually one, and you are.. qq ;p

Only emos use qq.

pwned, qq style *lifts hand* Emo five...wait for it...*lowers hand*...hand so sad....low five!

 

[- English -]

Only emos use qq.

pwned, qq style *lifts hand* Emo five...wait for it...*lowers hand*...hand so sad....low five!

glad you know the emo code there toht

 

[Laddey]

was she dog ugly laddley ;D ?

Actually, she was a little blonde thing like size 8'ish about 8/9stone...she wasnt really ugly but her fucking breath stunk, that was before noshing on my cock

 

[- English -]

Actually, she was a little blonde thing like size 8'ish about 8/9stone...she wasnt really ugly but her fucking breath stunk, that was before noshing on my cock

bet it was hahaha

 

[old.Tohtori]

glad you know the emo code there toht

Hell, i know everything, don't you know that by now

 

[- English -]

Hell, i know everything, don't you know that by now

too bad you dont know who the mafia are

 

[Lamp]

 

[Binky the Bomb]

English, why do you live right next to two golf clubs?
Your not 'one of those' are you?

 

[Laddey]

FU Man, all the threads are seeming to suck these days anyway

 

[Lamp]

FU Man, all the threads are seeming to suck these days anyway

Yep. Off Topic has become totally shit recently

Mods: Please close the DAOC Off Topic forum permanently and replace with Off Topic Pornography (classic hard-core for all you masturbation addicts out there, wierd kinky shit for the rubber-clad donkey arse-sniffers, and just tasteful pictures of really attractive women with their jugs out for normal people)

 

[Laddey]

Yep. Off Topic has become totally shit recently

Mods: Please close the DAOC Off Topic forum permanently and replace with Off Topic Pornography (classic hard-core for all you masturbation addicts out there, wierd kinky shit for the rubber-clad donkey arse-sniffers, and just tasteful pictures of really attractive women with their jugs out for normal people)

Yeah, posting decent porn vids would make OT worth while! They should make a trusted users section, so all the frequent trusted posters can all wack off to each others porn!

 

[- English -]

English, why do you live right next to two golf clubs?
Your not 'one of those' are you?

well actually theres more golf clubs which arent shown on the map... i mean great harwood has one, and rishton ^^

 

[Bahumat]

my cousins live near mill hill but the london one.

Laddey sucked his own cock and put it on xtube

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yep. Off Topic has become totally shit recently

You can always, f*ck off.

Just a suggestion.

 

[Vladamir]

Laddey has blatantly been cottaging

 

[Bahumat]

Laddey has blatantly been cottaging

He only eats the cottage cheese!


mmmm lemon party

 

[Golena]

Actually, she was a little blonde thing like size 8'ish about 8/9stone...she wasnt really ugly but her fucking breath stunk, that was before noshing on my cock

Probably the smell of the bloke 10 mins before you...

Either that or you mistook the urinal for a woman again and went for a paddle..

 

[Laddey]

Laddey has blatantly been cottaging

wtf is cottaging m8r?

You can always, f*ck off.

Just a suggestion.

thats not nice

my cousins live near mill hill but the london one.

Laddey sucked his own cock and put it on xtube

qft