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Armalite

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oooh! I am the first to post; OLD!!!! (WTF LOL!!=???!?)
 
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old.Tohtori

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Originally posted by Armalite
oooh! I am the first to post; OLD!!!! (WTF LOL!!=???!?)

And also the only one. Congrats. Don't you know that posting OLD!!! is soooooo '02...n00b :p
 
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osy

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I THINK IMA POK3 O WIT A BIG STIK!1!1!!1 WTF LOL HES BNG SO IMPOLIET1!!!1 LOL


Evrika. Now I wonder if I can get it to work the other way around.
 
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Cabo-

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TAHTS A NIEC PEI.!!!!111!!!!!!1!1!!!1 WTF LOL
 
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Ekydus

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I HAEV NO IEDA WUT U R AL SAYNG!!!1! WTF THIS THREAD IS WEIRD AND YAS TOHTORI WAS D3FINAETLY RIGHT!11111 OMG SAYNG OLD!!!!1111!!1!1111!1!111! OMG WTF IS SO LAST SAASON1!!1!! OMG WTF LOL

:p
 
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F.I.V

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O NO IMM SO SORY GUYS I DIDNT MEAN 2 POST SOM3THNG SO OLD111!1! OMG WTF LOL I WIL HOLD OUT MAH HANDS SO TAHT TH3Y MAY B SLAPED AS A WARNNG AND AN AXMPL3 2 AL TAHT MAY POST OLD THNGS H3RE AGANE1!!1!! OMG DO NOT FOLOW IN MAH EXMPLA FOR ONLY PANE AND ANGUISH AWATES111! OMG WTF LOL
 
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old.tRoG

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ENGLISH MOTHERFUK3R!111! OMG WTF DO U SPAAK IT?!???? OMG
 
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Sharma

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U R TEH WIN U GET A COKEI ON UR GR3AT ACOMPLISHM3NT1111 OMG LOL
 
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Sharma

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U GET A COKEI AND A FRE POLEDANCER B/C U R 3LIET ON POSTNG RILLY RILLY WAIRD STUF TAHT HALPS PEOPLA SPEAK ELIET IN TEH MOST NOBISH WAYS!11!!!!1111111!!1! WTF
 
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old.Glabbin

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WUT R U AL TOKNG ABOUT???!!??! OMG WTF LOL THIS IS SO GOD MAEKS M3 WANA CRY1!11 OMG WTF
 
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Trahg

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YAY1111!! WTF LOL NOW I RILLY CAN ANOY MAH FREINDS!!!!1 OMG WTF THX FOR POSTNG THIS UTERLY SILY TRANSLA2R1!1!11 OMG WTF LOL

:p
 
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Addlcove

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what is scary is that seel and sharma isn´t using the translator :p
 
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Sharma

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Originally posted by Addlcove
what is scary is that seel and sharma isn´t using the translator :p

OMG WTF LOL LEIS!!!1111!!!1!
 
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Ceap

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dissapointed to discover that power level still translates as power level...


PL4TehAOLNoObS HaaaaXoR LeEt etc
 
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Ceap

Guest
however the opening to Bleak House goes

IT WAS TEH BST OF TIEMS IT WAS DA WORST OF TIEMS
 
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Ceap

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on second thoughts, is that bleak house?

here, for your enjoyment, is the denouncement of Oedipus from Oedipus Rex

ONC3 SHED BROKEN IN THROUGH DA GAETS DASHNG PAST US FRANTIC WHIPAD IN2 FURY RIPNG H3R HARE OUT WIT BOTH HANDS - STRAGEHT 2 H3R ROMS SH3 RUSHED FLNGNG H3RSELF ACROS TEH BRIDAL-BD DORS SLMMNG BHIND HER - ONCE INSIED SHA WALE3D FOR LAUES DAAD SO LONG RAMEMBRNG HOW SHE BORA HIS CHILD LONG AGO TEH LIEF TAHT ROSE UP 2 DESTROY HIM LEAVNG ITS MOTHER 2 MOTHAR LIVNG CHILDREN WIT TEH VARY SON SH3D BOURNE!!1111 OMG WTF LOL
 
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Tasans

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OMG WTF RU TAKLNG ABUT!111! TH1S IS SO OLD OMG LOL!!11!1!
H4D S33N THIS LINK LIKE 4G3S AGO!!111!!11 WTF B A TRU3 L33T AND L34RN TO SP34K THIS SH1T WITHOUT A F00KING TR4SL4T0R!!111! WTF LOL!1
 
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F.I.V

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Heh, the final part of Henry the Fifth's Saint Crispen's Day Speech:

W3 FEW W3 HAPY FAW WA BAND OF BROTHERS
FOR H3 2-DAY TAHT SHADS HIS BLOD WIT ME
SHAL B MAH BROTHER B HA N3ER SO VIEL
THIS DAY SHAL GENTL3 HIS CONDITION
AND G3NTL3MEN IN ANGLAND NOW-A-BD
SHAL THINK THAMSALVES ACURSD THEY WERA NOT H3RE
AND HOLD THEYRE MANHODS CH3AP WHIELS ANY SPAAKS
TAHT FOUGHT WIT US UPON SANET CRISPINS DAY
!!!! WTF LOL

Heh :clap:
 
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Coim-

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LOL THIS IS SO FUKNG OLD BUT DMN ITS FUKNG AEWSOM3 HEL Y3AH!!1! LOL
 
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old.Tohtori

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Originally posted by Addlcove
what is scary is that seel and sharma isn´t using the translator :p

Yes. Obvious. Ain't it since i don't speak AOL here :p

Ok...so i can understand the bloody monger but... ´shhh!
 

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