End of the world thread.

[Embattle]

Good, are we done now? Or is there another apocalypse coming up?

Bound to be another.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seems Blizzard handled the apocalypse, delayed until it's done.

 

[Ctuchik]

Well, technically there's a few hours left until we can be properly safe...

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Aye, don't know why everyone thinks end of the world 11:11 means GMT. Were the Mayans British?

 

[CorNokZ]

#YOLO

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

I'm thinking pizza for dinner tonight.

 

[DaGaffer]

Aye, don't know why everyone thinks end of the world 11:11 means GMT. Were the Mayans British?

Its that time because its based on the time the sun comes up over Chichen Itza apparently.

 

[TdC]

so are we all dead yet?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You tell us, you reside in the future/gay sewers.

 

[Deebs]

so are we all dead yet?

I don't think so....

 

[TdC]

in that case I think it's safe to pop down the shops

 

[Deebs]

in that case I think it's safe to pop down the shops

Do it, myself and Zarjazz just had fish & chips at Fish Market in New Street, yummy!

 

[Poag]

Its that time because its based on the time the sun comes up over Chichen Itza apparently.

Its the time when the earth is as far away from the Sun as its going to get.

 

[TdC]

Just had brekky mate haha! I have to take my cd player back to the audio shop...after that, a mug of mulled wine perhaps

 

[DaGaffer]

Its the time when the earth is as far away from the Sun as its going to get.

Well that's not right. We're near enough at Periapsis (nearest point to the Sun). Earth as furthest away from the Sun in the (northern hemisphere) Summer.

 

[Poag]

Well that's not right. We're near enough at Periapsis (nearest point to the Sun). Earth as furthest away from the Sun in the (northern hemisphere) Summer.

Sorry got them mixed up then I just remember that the solstices are at those points and todays one is 11:11GMT.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Well one prediction regarding today was at least accurate.

I had pizza for dinner.

 

[Edmond]

I was gutted, i looked at the clock and it was 11.20, totally missed it

I fucking miss everything me!!

 

[Punishment]

Thought today was suppossed to be the end of the world, but noo i ended up having to unload 3 articulated lorries full of furniture all by myself, fuck you mayans

 

[Scouse]

I don't think so....

I am

 

[Deebs]

I am

Aww, why? Tell Uncle Deebs. (Two secs, want to get into my Jimmy Saville costume, that's better).

Hello Petal, how can I help you (ignore my fingers up your arsehole)

 

[Olgaline]

I say we all celebrate with whisky!

 

[Scouse]

(ignore my fingers up your arsehole)

Actually Jim, that appears to have fixed it for me.

I've recently eaten a huge Raan of Lamb that my missus has been marinading for two days, with my very own creamy dal, chapati's and peshawar naans.

I'm fucking stuffed to fuckery but appear(ed) to be unable to go for the massive dump that this culinary delight deserves - until your fingers worked me loose

 

[Raven]

with my very own creamy dal

Special recipe.

 

[Raven]

I tried to pursued the building manager to cut the power and fire up the fire alarms at 11.13 today but he was having none of it, the cunt.