End of the world thread.

old.Tohtori

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Might as well. So, want one? Hoping it's just "meh"? What kind of a situation you want, be it zombies, or an earth shattering roadwork crew of poets? Etc etc.

I' thinking there's going to be a lot of loonies out there, so something will happen just with a self-fulfilling prophecy. End of world "predicted", people go loonie, try to end world. Basic stuff.

It would be interesting to see a huge end of world thing, even if i'd be f*cked due to medication needs, but if i had to go then i'd say an alien invasion would be the thing i'd wish for. That way i'd atleast havea chance of survival in the 0.0005% numbers :p

So in nutshell, my prediction; some loonie action/ no real end.
 

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Clearly won't happen. Just another day for the loons to be scared of.
 

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Yeah occam is ofcourse that nothing happens, but no need to be 100% cereal ;)
 

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the way this semester is going I'd be delighted if the world ended tbh
 

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If I had a choice, 40 young, nubile virgins (assorted blonde, brunette and redhead ladies) would jump me. I don't understand why more prophecies about the end of the world don't involve that.
 

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Who was that idiot that predicted the 2011/2012 end of the world? Didn't he scam a load of cash from people and then ran and hide when he was wrong?
 

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Don't know but there was a guy who gave away all his stuff at the last eclipse because he was convinced the world would end, was interviewed on TV before hand. Said you would only be safe on some hill in Devon or somewhere. Stupid cunt.
 

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If everyone pays me five pounds I will personally see to it that the world doesn't end. I'm so confident in my ability to do this that I'll refund you quadruple your money back if I fail.
 

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Zombies would be my end of world choice!
 

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Apparently some of the believers have started moving over to "their" survival spots (high up in scotland, caves in france, mountains in africa, etc).
Wonder how long they'll stay in their caves after the 21st :LOL:
 

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The thng that annoys me about a end of the world scenario(zombie style) is that as a diabetic(proper) i need insulin to survive, would be a b*tch to find it after a while, not to mention i'd need a nice cold place to store it.

Otherwise i'd be golden.
 

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The one thing they never go on about with the zombie apocalypse, it'll smell fucking rotten.

This is true. But having said that, without all the car fumes and the power station and oil refinery emissions, don't you think it'll be a bit like when smoking was banned in pubs?

It smelled rotten at first, but now nobody notices :)
 

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The thng that annoys me about a end of the world scenario(zombie style) is that as a diabetic(proper) i need insulin to survive, would be a b*tch to find it after a while, not to mention i'd need a nice cold place to store it.

Otherwise i'd be golden.

You need to read Lucifer's Hammer. A fantastic end of the world story about an asteroid impact. One of the characters in that is diabetic and it explains how you can make the stuff without labs and resources (something to do with sheep I seem to remember; must be 20 years since I read it).
 

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Yeah piggy insulin was the usual medicine back in the day, have to learn to cook my own insulin :D

Cood call.
 

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Meh, all you need to survive the end of the world is a limo, a small plane and a fat rich russian to get you to china... :cool:
 

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Zombie Apocolypse would be sweet. Got my Katana ready and it's sharp enough to cleanly cut a piece of paper dropped onto the blade from a height of 1 inch. Wont be having any problems with them pesky shufflers.
 

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Zombie Apocolypse would be sweet. Got my Katana ready and it's sharp enough to cleanly cut a piece of paper dropped onto the blade from a height of 1 inch. Wont be having any problems with them pesky shufflers.

Please to be providing video evidence.

Just because it would be cool to see that :)
 

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Think I would rather have some thick leather so I can make a decent outfit. That should provide protection from zombie biters!
 

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You need to read Lucifer's Hammer. A fantastic end of the world story about an asteroid impact. One of the characters in that is diabetic and it explains how you can make the stuff without labs and resources (something to do with sheep I seem to remember; must be 20 years since I read it).
ah still have that one in Dutch, just the cover is so old fashion it is funny.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Peshawar_Lancers I loved as well.

So for me a dangerous meteor strike that shakes up the world
 

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I'll make a decision based on whether our zombies are fast or slow.

Then I'll go down to the Winchester for a few pints and wait until it all blows over.
 

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The world will end in about 5 billion years.
Actually things might get properly fucked up when the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies collide in 4 billion years time.

Fuck, I just lost a billion years of my existence as the planet's wired-in intelligence (it's a work in progress.)

Also, whose to say that matter has reached its lowest energy state. Right now there could be a chain reaction spreading out at the speed of light as matter re-organises itself that we'll never see until it hits us.

Of course the chances are quzuk\ksu bdaukdiwlhpoi pasiudnhian......................................................
 

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There has got to be some "end of the world" parties going on. Half tempted to find one just so i could scream out "lets have a final orgy before it ends!"

Eitherway it will be a night to remember.
 

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