Embarrassing Sex Accidents (NSFW) Adults only

[cHodAX]

Picked up this link on Badassmofo.com and thought I would share it, amazes me the lengths some people will go to just to get thier rocks off.

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1144143990/Embarrassing_Sex_Accidents

 

[Borgio Finstermoor]

bloody.... filter at work blocks that site, looked interesting for a Friday too!

 

[Zebolt]

OUCH!! Stupid stupid stupid ppl x<

 

[old.Tohtori]

That rose thing is becoming more and more of an urban myth. Would like to see the mythbusters on that one

 

[Vladamir]

Go on the Papa Cho admit it, how many have you tried since you watched it?

Just watched it, fucking hell thats cringeworthy x<

 

[Bugz]

Kinkeh

 

[Mikah75]

uke:
nasty!

 

[leviathane]

haha lol

 

[Jeriraa]

That rose thing is becoming more and more of an urban myth. Would like to see the mythbusters on that one

No! Seriously NO!

 

[cHodAX]

My brother was naked with a rose stuck between his arse cheeks on valentines day a few years back and I though that was sad enough but I think anyone shoving anything up the old Jap's eye needs a brain scan.

 

[Phooka]

i cant even laugh bout that.....

 

[Mikah75]

My brother was naked with a rose stuck between his arse cheeks on valentines day a few years back and I though that was sad enough but I think anyone shoving anything up the old Jap's eye needs a brain scan.

lol^^

 

[Tilda]

accidents is not the correct word.

 

[Yshynsin]

i don't see how that is a turn on to anyone, fuckin sick.

 

[evzy]

Phwooaarrr... I mean eerr EWWWW how disgusting!!

Seriously though...wouldnt you love to be the person in A&E that they have to approach and explain the problem to... you wouldnt be able to keep a straight face

 

[Ezteq]

i saw this on tv when it was on last year, the guy stuck a geranium up his willy afaik and the hairs on the stem have barbs which he didnt know, they actually interviewed him and so i'd take it as true.


as for guys sticking stuff up the unblinking eye of destiny... why?? i didnt think there was any pleasure to be gained from this and my bf wont let me experiment to find out what it feels like, some one go do it and tell me whats the point please

 

[Infanity]

LOL

You fail to shock me :E

 

[Eeben]

why oh why does anybody feel like stuffing things up their ?

 

[tris-]

a friend of mine got a BJ where she stuck her tounge up his eye. the results he gave were confusing. i probably wont allow it in the future.

 

[Mikah75]

i watched a 100 greatest sex accidents thing once, was bloody hillarious, my personal favourite was:

A magazine column writer is telling a story, in her column she gives advice about sex, in which people write in and ask. One story it was a man who was having sex with his girlfriend, he was on his back laying straight, and she was bobbing up and down on him but, she was backwards compared to normal, so she was facing his feet. When she orgasmed after a while, a poo chunk came out, and rolled into his belly button!!!
ROFL xD!!
he was asking should he dump her or something

 

[confused]

Some would argue that its nsfh either :S

 

[Kaun_IA]

holy crap.... ehhh.... no words to discribe that :/

 

[Outlander]

i watched a 100 greatest sex accidents thing once, was bloody hillarious, my personal favourite was:

A magazine column writer is telling a story, in her column she gives advice about sex, in which people write in and ask. One story it was a man who was having sex with his girlfriend, he was on his back laying straight, and she was bobbing up and down on him but, she was backwards compared to normal, so she was facing his feet. When she orgasmed after a while, a poo chunk came out, and rolled into his belly button!!!
ROFL xD!!
he was asking should he dump her or something

kinkeh!

 

[Morphius]

best one on that problem was when some guy was getting a bj and his wife got lockjaw and he beat her round the head with a frying pan

 

[DocWolfe]

people actually stretch their japs eye upto a point where you can insert another mans penis inside. Its known as "docking"

 

[Outlander]

people actually stretch their japs eye upto a point where you can insert another mans penis inside. Its known as "docking"

ahhh, so thats what they are talking about in all those space films! I wonder what re-entry stands for!

 

[Morphius]

s'not ur japs eyes, its your jew skin.

 

[Mikah75]

people actually stretch their japs eye upto a point where you can insert another mans penis inside. Its known as "docking"

aye ive heard of that .. nasty uke:

 

[Bubble]

hehe i remember once when i was fixing a PC in A&E, 2 SHO's were discussing what they had removed from peoples butts

 

[[NO]Subedai]

guess culd be with my ex gf, she worked in a hotel so i was staying there. This 1 dayi ts about 12pm noon and i see she is tidying sum persons bedroom, im like hrmm (the guy was out). So i come in and we kissing etc, soon things move on and we are on the bed. So werer having sex and mid way through it occured to me that she was on her period, i was like (shrug) at the time. So we continued and then at the end there was a huge amount of blood stains on the guests bed. Needless to say we got away with it