Embarrassing Habits...

[Jimmy]

*Hands out grammar police badges*


go on correct that

 

[DaGaffer]

*Hands out grammar police badges*


go on correct that

Well done. Have Ernie's spare cookie.

(Of course it should really be; "Go on, correct that." But we'll let you off.)

 

[Origanal Doctara]

lolol you got me on that one!! hehe x

 

[Jimmy]

Well done. Have Ernie's spare cookie.

(Of course it should really be; "Go on, correct that." But we'll let you off.)

You really did earn your badge.

 

[TdC]

Hey Bert... that's one cookie for you, and two cookies for me.

Ernie?

Yes Bert?

Why is it that you have two cookies, when I only have one?

Well, you see Bert, we have three cookies!

I never got any of that stuff when I used to watch

 

[Malecheon]

Yes, but you were watching the dutch version where Grover teaches everyone how to roll a spliff, and that chips should be eaten with Mayo.

 

[Wij]

Picking bogies and eating them
If they aren't too tasty I'll remove from mouth, roll and flick
Picking wax out of ear and wiping it on nearest surface
Biting nails
Farting in public
Wofting burps at people for a second opinion on the flavour
Picking pubes out of my foreskin and leaving them on my desk
Constantly running my hair though my fingers
Overuse of the phrase "No, that's bollocks." in meetings
Leaving wanked-on tissues (wanking crisps) on the wife's bedside table
Leaving the toilet seat up (with skidmarked bowl)
Washing my hands after touching anything (except bogies and earwax)
Cutting the elastic on pants that are chafing whilst at work

I'm quite a catch !

(Drinking and smoking are not embarassing habits.)

 

[Uara]

lol, that is an impressive list of habits

 

[Sharma]

nose picker here

FUCK ME.

Where the hell have you been Osy?

 

[Cadelin]

This thread seems to be more about slightly gross habits than embarrassing habits.

I have an embarrassing habit of when walking through automatic doors waving my hands like a jedi using the force to get them to open. The worst bit was I didn't realise I was doing it until somebody pointed it out.

 

[TdC]

Yes, but you were watching the dutch version where Grover teaches everyone how to roll a spliff, and that chips should be eaten with Mayo.

this................................................................may be true!

 

[Edmond]

I have an embarrassing habit of when walking through automatic doors waving my hands like a jedi using the force to get them to open. The worst bit was I didn't realise I was doing it until somebody pointed it out.

Ha Ha, just realised i do the same thing with traffic lights, i kind of do a jedi movement of the fingers hoping they will turn green as i approach the red light, it works about 20% of the time