Embarrassing Habits...

[nath]

heh that was a seriously good night out note to self: never get on the forums when really squiffed. I also found a post in the daoc section I apparently made but also have no recollection of o0

So how did it go with the 19 year olds?

 

[Deebs]

You try and stop doing something you've done all your life. Like talking out of your arse for instance.

Added to the quotes database for truth!

Oh how I chuckled when I read that

 

[lecter]

Buying to many girly things!!!!!!! Just carnt resist xxxxxxxxxxx.
Im 31 but love girly stuff and crap xxxxxxxxx
Ah well ur only as old as u feel !!!! xxxxxxxxx

Hello. Being 31 isn't such a bad thing. BTW did you mean to call yourself OrigANAL or Original Doctara.

 

[Kryten]

I'm getting to that age.

Most embarrasing habit? Picking my nose in clear public view. There's something nasty up there, it shouldn't - out it comes!

Well, that's my view anyway.

 

[Utini]

Lecter also wanted to know if you 'like it up the dirtbox' but was too ashamed to ask.
And just to further lower the tone, when what you feel is as small and shrivelled as lecter's member, he feels around 101.
Now, with my yearly crude and irrelevant forum posting duty done, i'll get back to being a slob and watching tv.

 

[chipper]

scracthing my bollox the cream just aint working!!


on a more serious note dont think i have any really embarrasing habits mebbe pickin a spot if ones appeared and its ripe for the squeezing.

 

[russell]

tonight I have mostly been squeezing the pus out of my poison finger. Strangely satisfying.

 

[Edmond]

you forgot to say it was green too!!!!! Ewwwwwwww

 

[russell]

Its all gone now. They made me do it -by saying that the infection could spread and my finger would drop off. Bastards

 

[Munkey]

Nail biting too (a pattern emerging here? Maybe we should be the FreddyNervous?), and the nose-picking thing. But only in the car, because I'm invisible in there. Obviously.

Actually one of the things I've noticed when driving, whilst stopped at traffic lights, is the amount of people picking their nose. Seems to be a popular habit.

 

[Rubric]

Pick my nose and eat my own bogies aged 28 reporting for duty!

I knew it, i told my wife i wasn't the only one.

 

[Rubric]

tonight I have mostly been squeezing the pus out of my poison finger. Strangely satisfying.

You aint seen me right.

 

[TdC]

So how did it go with the 19 year olds?

from the group I was out with the girl I'd certainly not mind seeing again is 22ish. I did note that my chat up lines are fairly rusty

 

[Trem]

. I did note that my chat up lines are fairly rusty

So is your c0x0r by now.

 

[Chilly]

rusty=crusty

 

[TdC]

ribbed, for her pleasure

 

[Fweddy]

I'm always picking my nose.

Try and remember this line Teedles: "Do you like chicken? Because my cock is fowl"

 

[Will]

Try and remember this line Teedles: "Do you like chicken? Because my cock is fowl"

Superlekker!!!!

 

[Jimmy]

from the group I was out with the girl I'd certainly not mind seeing again is 22ish. I did note that my chat up lines are fairly rusty

would pay money to hear your chat up lines

 

[Malecheon]

Hello ladeyz, I aer teh mod on Freddy's, form an orderly queue for seXx0ring

You mean that doesn't work anymore ?

 

[TdC]

damn, I didn't try that :/


I have, at times, tried to talk to girls about forums and online discussion uh, as we do. Three things can happen:

1. their eyes slowly glaze over after I say the word online (usually within 5 or 6 words) and I know I've lost them and will have to start talking about art, or their hair, or necro-bestiality to snap them back from wishing mightily they never asked me what I did in my spare time.
2. they say, and I quote: "ZOMG ZOMG IZ DAT LEIK MYSPEEZ ZOMG I HAEV LEIK 45908720 FREINDZ AER YUO ZOMG OHN FACEBOOK TOO????/2ZOMG!" making me wish mightily I was trying to chat up somebody else.
   
   or (and this has actually happened, I kid you not)
   
3. oh, yeah dude, there's no better friday night than cuddling with my (!) girlfriend before playing some Resident Evil. She's the violent one and I'm the puzzle solver. Have you played Bioshock yet?

True that last bit. Will's seen the "violent one"

 

[Origanal Doctara]

lol yeah i did! Dont ask me why it just seemed like a gud idea at the time....xxxxxx

 

[bob269]

lol yeah i did! Dont ask me why it just seemed like a gud idea at the time....xxxxxx

Are you aware GUD stands for GENITAL ULCER DISEASE, and it infact takes 1.03456 nano seconds longer to actually type good instead.

I'd say txt speak/typing falls under annoying habits.

 

[Origanal Doctara]

lol get a life!! Id say people like u have many anoying habbits. Thats anoying people like me!! That GOOD for u?

 

[old.Osy]

nose picker here

 

[Trem]

lol get a life!! Id say people like u have many anoying habbits. Thats anoying people like me!! That GOOD for u?

Annoying has 2 of the N letter in it, the N letter lives between the letters M and O.

Thats the end of todays Sesame Street letter lesson now its over to Bert and Ernie to talk to us about numbers.

 

[Jupitus]

Hey Bert... that's one cookie for you, and two cookies for me.

Ernie?

Yes Bert?

Why is it that you have two cookies, when I only have one?

Well, you see Bert, we have three cookies!

 

[Origanal Doctara]

Haha u lot really dont have much better things to do. Do you? X

 

[Trem]

Hey Bert... that's one cookie for you, and two cookies for me.

Ernie?

Yes Bert?

Why is it that you have two cookies, when I only have one?

Well, you see Bert, we have three cookies!

That Ernie is a greedy bastard and no mistake

 

[DaGaffer]

Haha u lot really dont have much better things to do. Do you? X

No. And you're Northern, not Northen.