Email I just got..

[Overdriven]

Vl.AGRA $2.63
ClAL,lS $2.89
VALlUxM $2.51
http://www.websitesellingpillsorsomethinggaylikethat.com
glass was whisked away-and so was I. Deep down to a dank chamber,
they are?
after lunch in the audition room.
filed in, each carrying a folding chair. Admiral Benbow led the way;
provided. It is now the hour of dining and a banquet has been prepared
saved?
up and the smoker nodded beneficently.
back at the crude buildings, with the great bulk of the Pentagon

Now, I understand that they're selling those types of goods.. But WHY did they have to attach a bloody story to the end?

 

[GReaper]

It helps get past Bayesian spam filters, which are probably one of the most effective filters. By polluting it with non-spam words they hope it'll appear less spammy.

 

[crispy]

Or just get gmail - havent got ONE single spam mail in my inbox - the questionable ones end in the spam mail box - about ½ every day :>

But they are 'funny' - Life is too short - so is your penix!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Is it just me or...does that story make abso-f*cking-lutely no sense?

 

[Overdriven]

Or just get gmail - havent got ONE single spam mail in my inbox - the questionable ones end in the spam mail box - about ½ every day :>

But they are 'funny' - Life is too short - so is your penix!!!!

I use Hotmail and Gmail for two very different things my hotmail is used for SVN commit updates on like 3 projects I'm a part of and gmail is for crap like forum signups I get one or two odd emails in my junk mail. This one just looked funny.

 

[Overdriven]

Is it just me or...does that story make abso-f*cking-lutely no sense?

Nah, it's not you

 

[Olgaline]

Is it just me or...does that story make abso-f*cking-lutely no sense?

it's a puzzel!

Buy thier pillz, take them, wiat about 10mins, read it again, and it will all come together and make perfect sence!

 

[Gamah]

I use Hotmail and Gmail for two very different things my hotmail is used for SVN commit updates on like 3 projects I'm a part of and gmail is for crap like forum signups I get one or two odd emails in my junk mail. This one just looked funny.

I use hotmail for the crap and gmail (the FAR superior webmail) for the good stuff

 

[Mojo]

Is it just me or...does that story make abso-f*cking-lutely no sense?

It doest need to, it's designed to beat spam filters and in this case it worked.

Like has been said Gmail is good for spam filtering, I get maybe 50-100 spam emails a day and maybe 1-2 a month make it into the Inbox, but they get marked as spam by me, so no more form those senders.

 

[old.Tohtori]

it's a puzzel!

Buy thier pillz, take them, wiat about 10mins, read it again, and it will all come together and make perfect sence!

If i take that pill, i won't be browsing freddys in 10 minutes and that's damn sure

 

[Heta]

is it cyanid they are selling?

 

[Olgaline]

If i take that pill, i won't be browsing freddys in 10 minutes and that's damn sure

lol point well taken

 

[Mynes]

is it cyanid they are selling?

Thats gonna be one tasty pill

at least Wikipedia gives you instructions on how to use it propally,

Cyanide is reputed to work faster on an empty stomach

 

[Overdriven]

I use hotmail for the crap and gmail (the FAR superior webmail) for the good stuff

I really really should sort my accounts out for both really. I use hotmail for personal stuff also (Family crap) - Should really make it so my gmail gets all my important stuff...

Can't be arsed.

 

[Lamp]

Viagra anyone ?

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[Overdriven]

Image is incorrect. Man would of been dead Head to... Head.. Blood amount would cause him to fit

 

[Lamp]

Maybe. But if you could choose the manner of your death, wouldn't death by orgasm be close to the top of everyone's list ?

 

[Overdriven]

Maybe. But if you could choose the manner of your death, wouldn't death by orgasm be close to the top of everyone's list ?

Death by "Strongest orgasm ever" == Maybe.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Death by beauty would probably be mine.

Sure, orgasm death is up there, but not as near as others.

Death by beauty, i mean that as in, seeing something, be it world, universe, everything, that is just so perfect that your brain can't handle it.

 

[Overdriven]

Death by beauty would probably be mine.

Sure, orgasm death is up there, but not as near as others.

Death by beauty, i mean that as in, seeing something, be it world, universe, everything, that is just so perfect that your brain can't handle it.

Seeing a big bang. Then dieing =o Formation of a solar system etc.

 

[Lamp]

Death by epiphany.

e·piph·a·ny /Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[i-pif-uh-nee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -nies. 1. (initial capital letter) a Christian festival, observed on January 6, commemorating the manifestation of Christ to the gentiles in the persons of the Magi; Twelfth-day.
2. an appearance or manifestation, esp. of a deity.
3. a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.
4. a literary work or section of a work presenting, usually symbolically, such a moment of revelation and insight.


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[Origin: 1275–1325; ME epiphanie < LL epiphanīa < LGk epipháneia, Gk: apparition, equiv. to epi- epi- + phan- (s. of phaínein to appear) + -eia -y3]