Email doing the rounds

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This email has been doing the rounds since the 20th. Its all round the City (of London) now. ROFL.

Check it out

http://www.fansfocus.com/forum/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/739203/an/0/page/0

 

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Read from the bottom up


-----Original Message-----
From: Garth Paul
Sent: 19 January 2006 13:21
To: Nick Tasker; Mark Ward; Neil Fulton; Euan Mushet; Grant Daines; Ian Fordham
Subject: FW: what a mistake!!



Just a warning on sending e mails with bits still attached .......





-----Original Message-----
From: Fay Probert [mailto:fay.probert@bournefinancial.com]
Sent: 19 January 2006 12:47
Subject: what a mistake!!






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From: Christopher Ruff [mailto:Christopher.Ruff@icap.com]
Sent: 19 January 2006 12:39
Subject: FW: You'll like this



start at the very bottom and work up....




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From: debbie.place@jpmorgan.com [mailto:debbie.place@jpmorgan.com]
Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2006 11:53 AM
To: Place, Matt
Subject: FW: You'll like this


Liz sent me this... as she has said read from bottom up - think the bloke from JPM Cazenove, sent a joke out and somehow attached a private email also!!!

MEN!!!! ; )



-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:47 AM
To: Subject: FW:
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST E-MAIL I HAVE EVER READ.

FORGET THE JOKE!!! READ THE COMMENTS AT THE BOTTOM!!!

START AT THE BEGINNING.

DON'T FORGET THIS BLOKE WORKS IN OUR TEAM AND HE ATTACHED A JOKE TO THIS E-MAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SENT IT TO THE WHOLE OFFICE.


BRILLIANT.


-----Original Message-----
From: Imlah, Robert
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:32
To: GROUP - Shareholder Analysis
Subject: FW:

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they

find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit

onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the

husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as

he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece

of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me

crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR

stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."





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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:29
To: Woods Craig; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
lads, no lie, my finger still stinks of something I don't want it too, I can't stop smelling it though!! lol
-----Original Message-----
From: Woods Craig [mailto:Craig.Woods@ukpa.gsi.gov.uk]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:20
To: Imlah, Robert; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
ha ha

Sounds a great bloke who said that...

I've had enough of Mr nice guy, meeting this Rach tonight for a few. I'm so bored being 'committed'.





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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:14
To: Woods Craig; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
It's all about the numbers, not figures as a great philosopher once said!!! ha ha ha
-----Original Message-----
From: Woods Craig [mailto:Craig.Woods@ukpa.gsi.gov.uk]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:12
To: Imlah, Robert; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
Immi the pimp daddy. lol





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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:11
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

yes mate, banging Lauren tonight as well, prob won't bag up there!! lol

-----Original Message-----
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:10
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

it feels good in the morning dont you think knowing you bagged up ! no worries !

-----Original Message-----
From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:04
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

no mate, bagged up! Not silly boy anymore!

-----Original Message-----
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:02
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

quality ! bear back ?

-----Original Message-----
From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:01
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

She had huge nails too, I was like 'erm, sorry love but go there!!' lol She does yeah, wasn't bothered at all! lol

-----Original Message-----
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 09:59
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

hahaha! did she try it on you what did you say ? fraid not love? does she love it up there?