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old.Xanthian
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2-1 
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yog-hurt
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yes xanthian - your group 2 - me 1
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angrysquirrel
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i wonder what inspired the original poem?
something something something jim boowen..
was it a fight or a jest or argue over a quest?
something something something flame fest.
:whip:
something something something jim boowen..
was it a fight or a jest or argue over a quest?
something something something flame fest.
:whip:
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Blade10
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Originally posted by tankster
i am of the thought
that after all my time in this game
and all i have fought
people only call me noob to inflame
Nice1 /kiss
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old.chipper
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lol a bitchin thread with a difference
erek u got some talent try put it to better use its not worth it on forums
eleasias has been here as long as i have if not longer i remember him from the early days of beta so whether or not i like him, i respect him, and LA may have pissed off alot of ppl but they done alot for the realm in there own way, cant knock people cos all they wanna do is RvR.
erek u got some talent try put it to better use its not worth it on forums
eleasias has been here as long as i have if not longer i remember him from the early days of beta so whether or not i like him, i respect him, and LA may have pissed off alot of ppl but they done alot for the realm in there own way, cant knock people cos all they wanna do is RvR.
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lofff
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Originally posted by <Harle>
I admit that I enjoyed the reading
Of this so poetical thread
But I wonder where this all is leading
I fear one of you might end up dead.
So please step away from name-calling
After all this is still but a game
Cause devided our realm will be falling
And that I confess would be lame.
So this was my try with some rhymes
I think I tried harder than Lofff
And if you didn't like my lines
Well frankly my dear then fuck off
When i surf the barrys world,
i find nice poems and whines,
but suddenly i find this pure art work,
and the perfect way it does rhymes.
f i was the inspiration,
who drove the named Harle,
to this leet creation,
then i might own his heart.
f i do so, my fellow companion
i might do hurt ur soul now
cos am a male in that fantasy scenario
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Erekrose
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Well im sure you’ll be pleased im back,
I probably should be off to bed
Time for a quickie before I hit the sack,
As I feel there is much to be said.
I see you plucked up the courage Tzee
You took your time to step up to the plate,
But im glad you took the time to reply to me.
But frankly your poems a state
Of which mistake to pick I am torn
I choose your rhyming of trashin & fashion
It shows that when you were born
The brains were strictly on ration.
To this thread you came and saw,
And decided to side with the prick
But now I find you such a bore
I think ill have to wack you with my stick.
I probably should be off to bed
Time for a quickie before I hit the sack,
As I feel there is much to be said.
I see you plucked up the courage Tzee
You took your time to step up to the plate,
But im glad you took the time to reply to me.
But frankly your poems a state
Of which mistake to pick I am torn
I choose your rhyming of trashin & fashion
It shows that when you were born
The brains were strictly on ration.
To this thread you came and saw,
And decided to side with the prick
But now I find you such a bore
I think ill have to wack you with my stick.
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old.Mitsu
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Let the uprock battles begin!
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Kicks
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rofl @ this thread
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spankya
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Lol, so true
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spankya
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Originally posted by yog-hurt
yes xanthian - your group 2 - me 1
/bow to xanthian the great leach in our guild groups
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elerand
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Erekose has found a half decent way to express his disdain, think it's caused more laughs than /rant on /rant off style replies!
Don't much care for dogging people tho, sure there are plenty of us that have a poor opinion of some people but why expend the calories on the time taken to have a dig at them? It is a game afterall and they aren't in charge of anything life threateningly important, so breath a sigh of relief and let nature take care of the rest
Don't much care for dogging people tho, sure there are plenty of us that have a poor opinion of some people but why expend the calories on the time taken to have a dig at them? It is a game afterall and they aren't in charge of anything life threateningly important, so breath a sigh of relief and let nature take care of the rest
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llixeraxu
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Originally posted by tankster
i am of the thought
that after all my time in this game
and all i have fought
people only call me noob to inflame
Eminem will sleep well tonight..
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Jiggs
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nice
Gunz still the best poet tho
Gunz still the best poet tho
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Novamir
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This thread has caused me some mirth
because of its funny replies
its not the best on the earth
but its better than many arise
erek sure has some talent
i'll certainly give him that
his rhymes are short of valiant
and many will think he's a twat
i couldnt care either way
so carry on with your flame
at least i dont have to pay
for entertainment at barrys-game!
because of its funny replies
its not the best on the earth
but its better than many arise
erek sure has some talent
i'll certainly give him that
his rhymes are short of valiant
and many will think he's a twat
i couldnt care either way
so carry on with your flame
at least i dont have to pay
for entertainment at barrys-game!
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<Harle>
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Yes one could say I was inspired a bit
By the noble and brave Champion Lofff
But honesty strikes me I have to admit
I needed a rhyme to "fuck off"
If I wrote a peom 'bout courage and strength
(just to make this fact clear)
It might be about Lofff, but it's greatest length
would certainly be about Arya
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Novamir
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clear / arya ? no
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Hatjitjai
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this guy watched 8Mile far too many times
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old.Gillaien
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Oooo gotta be true love
This thread is the funniest for ages
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mastade
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Fag:great:
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Arnor
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@ all the poets here, this was TRULY a great thread!and /salute erekrose for a fun variance to the normal flame-threads
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kirennia
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Blade10, you still say your name on excalibur server is blade but theres a bloke in our guild called blade in Albion...can't have 2 same names on 1 server, is yours blode or b1ade or bladde or summit? Cause it can't b the same name :wub:
Cause it can't b the same name :wub:
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kirennia
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wtf?! I just looked up the name blade on duskwave and there ARE 2 of u?! wtf?! 
Is it possible u called blade with a space afterwards or summit like that? heh, spinny :uhoh:
Is it possible u called blade with a space afterwards or summit like that? heh, spinny :uhoh:
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Trinilim
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Too much rhyme
Is a waste of time
Though this rhyme
Is rather sublime!
So why take the time..
To write this long rhyme..
When it's not worth a dime..
And sour as lime?
Let's stop the bad rhyme
For it's all bad as grime
And hey! it's that time!
To zerg emain, you mime
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Is a waste of time
Though this rhyme
Is rather sublime!
So why take the time..
To write this long rhyme..
When it's not worth a dime..
And sour as lime?
Let's stop the bad rhyme
For it's all bad as grime
And hey! it's that time!
To zerg emain, you mime
:great:
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saltymcpepper
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i met blade last night near amg while playing a mates shade, silly ickle blue con infil trys to garrotte me near the zerg and i evade it, so cos im still in stealth i pa him and one shot
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Exiled
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:sleeping: :sleeping: the point is..........
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Keri
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Best thread I have read in months!
I blew my coffee out my nose when I got to the last verse of the first poem!
<makes mental note not to read BW while trying to swallow hot liquids>
I blew my coffee out my nose when I got to the last verse of the first poem!
<makes mental note not to read BW while trying to swallow hot liquids>
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Hatt
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Wannabe?
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kirennia
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Originally posted by saltymcpepper
i met blade last night near amg while playing a mates shade, silly ickle blue con infil trys to garrotte me near the zerg and i evade it, so cos im still in stealth i pa him and one shot
last night he was on some crazy mission to die the most amount of times ever or summit like that
Very suicidal yet very funny bloke 
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Here's a little tale I heard, don't know if it's true or fable
It's about King Arthur and the Knights of his Round Table.
It seems ol Arthur dear, began to have his doubts
On his absences, of Guenivere's doings and her whereabouts.
He felt some knights were being more gallant than was right
and were using their 'lances' for reasons other than to fight.
So before his next outing, the offenders he decided to catch.
With this in mind, he shoved a blade, up Guenivere's sn****
He toured hard, traveled wide, many battles did he win
Till at last, exhausted, it was time to head back home agin.
Back at home, he lost no time, to get all his knights together
and said "Drop your Pants", no pleasantries, no talk of the weather.
He couldn't believe his eyes, as he inspected every drooping d***
Save for Sir Gallahad's, every stinking pecker had an ugly nick.
King Arthur was mad with rage, every knight he wanted lashed
Till his gaze fell on Sir Gallahad, and only then a smile flashed.
"Gallahad, my only true friend, only you have passed the test
Ask whatever you want of me, What should I thee bequest?"
"Anything! If you my kingdom ask, my answer will be yes!"
But what could Sir Gallahad ask, the ol' sod was speechless!
It's about King Arthur and the Knights of his Round Table.
It seems ol Arthur dear, began to have his doubts
On his absences, of Guenivere's doings and her whereabouts.
He felt some knights were being more gallant than was right
and were using their 'lances' for reasons other than to fight.
So before his next outing, the offenders he decided to catch.
With this in mind, he shoved a blade, up Guenivere's sn****
He toured hard, traveled wide, many battles did he win
Till at last, exhausted, it was time to head back home agin.
Back at home, he lost no time, to get all his knights together
and said "Drop your Pants", no pleasantries, no talk of the weather.
He couldn't believe his eyes, as he inspected every drooping d***
Save for Sir Gallahad's, every stinking pecker had an ugly nick.
King Arthur was mad with rage, every knight he wanted lashed
Till his gaze fell on Sir Gallahad, and only then a smile flashed.
"Gallahad, my only true friend, only you have passed the test
Ask whatever you want of me, What should I thee bequest?"
"Anything! If you my kingdom ask, my answer will be yes!"
But what could Sir Gallahad ask, the ol' sod was speechless!