Elbeek and Sollers sitting in an IRC chat <3

[Sollers]

<Sollers[TT]> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Sollers[TT]> ********* see!
<Beeks> hunter2
<Beeks> doesnt look like stars to me
<Sollers[TT]> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Sollers[TT]> thats what I see
<Beeks> oh, really?
<Sollers[TT]> Absolutely
<Beeks> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<Beeks> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Sollers[TT]> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<Beeks> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Sollers[TT]> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<Beeks> awesome!
<Beeks> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Sollers[TT]> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<Beeks> oh, ok.



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4 mins. later

<Sollers[TT]> d-_-b
<Beeks> how u make that inverted b?
<Beeks> wait
<Beeks> never mind
<Sollers[TT]> hi Darwin.uk

 

[elbeek]

rofl you silly boi

BTW, miss joo

 

[Arethir]

hahaha have a rep!

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

Roflmao...

 

[Biohazarddk]

hahahahahahha

 

[preacherboy]

Elbeek is a daft mofo got 2800 solo kills, but he still thinks i never soloed

 

[Cadelin]

You managed to screw up "photoshopping" an IRC quote.

I have seen that quote before and you have just replaced the word AzureDiamond with Beeks except you forgot to do that on one line. :kissit:

 

[CorNokZ]

<Sollers[TT]> d-_-b
<Beeks> how u make that inverted b?
<Beeks> wait
<Beeks> never mind
<Sollers[TT]> hi Darwin.uk

ROFL!

Andy I hope this is not true?

 

[Septina]

You managed to screw up "photoshopping" an IRC quote.

I have seen that quote before and you have just replaced the word AzureDiamond with Beeks except you forgot to do that on one line. :kissit:

No matter really, might be old, might be edited but it's still fun.

 

[Tulkos]

Lol Andy !

 

[Lethul]

ROFL!

Andy I hope this is not true?

they are true, but they are not true between sollers and beeks. they are quiet ancient relics from the early days! kinda like the bibel.

 

[CorNokZ]

so the bibel is true, but not between God and Jesus?

 

[Lethul]

so the bibel is true, but not between God and Jesus?

the truthfulness in both relics can be discussed! i just meant it was oooooooold

 

[Calo]

good copy/paste work!


QDB: Quote #244321

 

[Sollers]

So busted on the 6th reply alrdy :<

And nono indeed, ofc they not real; well, they are but not by Beeks and me. It was so obvious guys, we all know Beeks don't use punctuation.

Go here if you wanna have a laugh, some are brilliant (and fake if you ask me): http://http://www.bash.org/?top

 

[Hawkwind]

Elbeek is a daft mofo got 2800 solo kills, but he still thinks i never soloed

On a WL /godmode

 

[Septina]

On a WL /godmode

Be quiet you, he actually has like..... 5 solo kills on his SB!!!11 :worthy:

 

[liloe]

Good old bash =) Quite a timekiller while sitting at university =))

 

[Marc]

I could imagine Andy falling for that tbh

 

[not_vintervargen]

<RvLeshrac> <Terrorists> Shit, maybe we shouldn't take hostages from countries whose people are more insane than us.
<RvLeshrac> <China> You give back hostages, or we kill all muslim.
<NegaDuk> i think if they piss off china too much, they'll find that china, the US, and britain will turn the middle east into a big walmart parking lot
<RvLeshrac> <China> We use nuke. What we care you nuke us? We have billion more people.
<NegaDuk> <China> nuke beijing. we tried sars. it no work
<RvLeshrac> <China> We stop birth restriction, we make billion more. Three day.
<NegaDuk> i think china's just being antisocial so someone will thin their population
<RvLeshrac> Seriously.
<RvLeshrac> China's answer to anything should be "We stop birth restrictions"
<RvLeshrac> <US> Stop flooding our markets with cheap goods, or we stop selling you soybeans. <China> We stop birth restriction! <US> Fuck. OK, OK! You can have the damned soybeans!
<RvLeshrac> I bet that was the real reason Clinton gave them our satellite codes.
<RvLeshrac> <China> You give us code, or we flood world with chinese!
<RvLeshrac> <China> All your shirt shrink up like penis in arctic.
<NightStar> damn those bad chinese laundry places
<RvLeshrac> <China> You never get decent haircut. You explain to women why no manicure.
<RvLeshrac> <China> We own you like Hong Kong.

 

[Jarahl]

LOL Andy!!

Old but funny

 

[Golena]

Yes it's just as old, but still my favourite.


[Golena] hi
[Beeks] good evening
[Golena] What's ip?
[Golena] up?
[Beeks] my name is beeks a member of the GOA online Support team
[Golena] On MSN?
[Beeks] yes
[Golena] Why?
[Beeks] we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
[Golena] My information?
[Beeks] we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
[Golena] No. I don't even have it written down.
[Beeks] hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
[Golena] Well...
[Beeks] if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L
[Golena] Well
[Beeks] dont worry this connect it secure
[Golena] Can I be honest with you, Beeks?
[Beeks] k
[Golena] Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
[Golena] Unlike you, I DO work for GOA. Trace my ip and you'll see.
[Beeks] huh?
[Beeks] bs
[Golena] Trace it.
[Beeks] how
[Golena] Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
[Beeks] oh k
[Golena] As an employee, I know that GOA employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a GOA employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
[Golena] I'm putting a temporary hold on your DAOC account.
[Beeks] why?
[Golena] Have you read the ToS?
[Beeks] Tod?
[Golena] tos
[Golena] terms of service
[Beeks] were?
[Golena] Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
[Beeks] why
[Golena] I just told you why
[Beeks]
[Golena] I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
[Beeks] k
[Golena] First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
[Beeks] xxxxx xxxxxxx
[Golena] Is this you?
[Beeks] ya
[Golena] Are you the only user of this account?
[Beeks] ya
[Golena] Okay, and what is the username
[Beeks] xxxxxxxx
[Golena] Okay.
[Golena] I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.
[Beeks] some. dude
[Golena] m
[Golena] Do you always log on from the same IP?
[Beeks] ya
[Golena] And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
[Beeks] xxxxxxx
[Golena] Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
[Beeks] am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
[Golena] What is your city of residence?
[Golena] That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
[Beeks] xxxxxx
[Golena] Chavtown?
[Beeks] yes
[Golena] Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
[Beeks] xxxxxxx
[Golena] Okay. Do not try to log into DAOC. If you are connected now you need to log off.
[Beeks] why
[Golena] So I can update your account.
[Beeks] can I play 2 nite
[Beeks] guild cyber night
[Golena] Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
[Beeks] ya
[Golena] Okay. Give me just a moment.
[Beeks] Try to log in now.
[Golena] k
[Beeks] It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
[Golena] Beeks
[Beeks] did u ban me???????????>WHY
[Golena] Beeks
[Beeks] what
[Golena] GOA will never ask for your username and password.
[Beeks] what????
[Golena] I don't work for GOA dude, but you just got pwnt.
[Beeks] omg dude wtf why?
[Golena] Why were you trying to steal my account?
[Beeks] i wanst
[Golena] Then why were you asking for my information?
[Beeks] i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
[Golena] Beeks
[Beeks] dude pleas
[Beeks] what
[Golena] Go mow some yards, bitch.

 

[aika]

rofl

 

[Thadius]

Legendary

You legend!

 

[CorNokZ]

Go mow some yards, bitch.

:worthy:

Pwning 13y olds is so classy

 

[Arethir]

stuff

hahahaha, ace pwn "GoA will never ask for username and password over msn! And I work for GoA, so I know! Now, what's your username and password?!"