Eggs

[Tom]

I'm going to fry some scrambled eggs.

What are you going to do?

 

[Dukat]

I see your fried scrambled eggs and raise you one rasher of bacon with cheese on it, like a little cheese hat thing!

 

[old.user4556]

I raise you a slice of Stornoway black pudding.

 

[Ch3tan]

2 soft boiled eggs. With soldiers.

 

[leviathane]

I got quite into frying my eggs both sides, and then serving them in a sarney with some bacon

 

[Milkshake]

I raise you a slice of Stornoway black pudding.

oohh oooohoooohhhhh

 

[Trem]

Labour ruined the black pudding. I want my big white bits of fat back in the pudding god damn it!! Bloody nanny state

I raise all your things, but actually keep them and just put butter on.

 

[TdC]

What are you going to do?

I'm about to completely destroy someone's production server.

edit: and I've gone off eggs for some reason :/

 

[Jupitus]

I'm going to fry some scrambled eggs.

What are you going to do?

Do you really mean that though? You are going to scramble some eggs, and THEN fry them? Is this a new twist in the ongoing saga of what is the best way ever to cook an egg?????

Poached > *

TBPFH.

Custom infractions coming up for badly prepared eggfeasts

 

[Chilly]

boiled, in my mums new eggboilertron. put in 25ms of water and wait for the steam to do its thang. soldiers too ofc.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

put in water for 25ms - is that its latency :lol:

 

[Chilly]

erm, ml

 

[Cadelin]

erm, ml

25 ml doesn't seem very much! I would be impressed by a machine that could boil an egg with that much water! Are you sure you don't mean 250 ml that's about a cup of tea.


I did a quick google to check how much 25 ml was and this brilliant answer came up!

 

[Wij]

Fried eggs lashed with brown sauce is a meal in itself.

Yumm0r

 

[TdC]

cheese toasties!


ffs my having gone off eggs is worrying me a bit :/

 

[Scouse]

Labour ruined the black pudding. I want my big white bits of fat back in the pudding god damn it!! Bloody nanny state

Eh?! Was there actually a ruling? A new law???!

Oh, and omlette ftw

 

[Tom]

Now I'm having a steak.

 

[DaGaffer]

Is this some kind of weird food-based Twitter service?

 

[Wij]

It could be worse. He could tweet every wank and describe the pr0n :/

mmm ... billy-goats hoofing each other...

 

[Overdriven]

You're all n00bies in the soldiers world. Mine are now reinforced. They come wrapped in bacony goodness. *Nod*

Reinfoced eggs and soldiers. *Nod*

 

[Dukat]

STOP NODDING