Edmond and I are NOT married.

[Jupitus]

Thanks Jup -have you got down on one knee (?!)
This is getting big -I vote for Deebs new Mega conservatory for Reception

I did, but you thought it was just a knee trembler

Did you not spot the church reference?

 

[russell]

I did! Will you sing to the 'brides'?

 

[Jupitus]

I did! Will you sing to the 'brides'?

So long as they like jerusalem

 

[russell]

Did you really sing at that church?

 

[Jupitus]

Did you really sing at that church?

Indeed I did. Mr Rhodes was the choirmaster and organist, used to drive a knackered old mini, and his son Toby was good mates with my brother. That's how it started.... I was head boy there for a while

 

[russell]

Oh yeah -sorry.
Oh dear -that means you'll have to be the classy one...erm...

I only meant do they sell wedding dresses in Fat Face?

 

[Bahumat]

It's all coming out now!

Oh it sure is!

NSFW

Spoiler

Decided against posting a picture of a prolapsed womb

 

[Nate]

I am Mr and Mrs Nate. I am also Doctor Nate, Professor Nate, King Nate, Master Bate, Lady Nate and Lord Nate.

 

[TdC]

Yoni you will have to sort Tdc out when you move over there.

silence woman! TdC wears a kilt. there is nothing of this strange sorting you mention

 

[pez]

* /me slaps Ch3t *

Rep whore!

Frankly I think you lot rep each other far too much. I mean Russel has almost full rep and has been here for 5 months. I have been here for 5 years!!!!


Why does no one love me

 

[TdC]

*loves pez*

 

[Overdriven]

Why is no one letting me be their wife? Everyone knows I like dressing up in womens clothes, especially as a bride.

 

[Trem]

Why is no one letting me be their wife? Everyone knows I like dressing up in womens clothes, especially as a bride.

Your 14 inch penis puts me off.

 

[Fweddy]

Quit holding out for a man with a smaller penis than you Trem. Not gonna happen.

 

[Nate]

Why is no one letting me be their wife? Everyone knows I like dressing up in womens clothes, especially as a bride.

Hahaha You show everyone how emo you are Overemo!

 

[Overdriven]

Hahaha You show everyone how emo you are Overemo!

JUST because I didn't accept marrying you tbh!

 

[MYstIC G]

Your 1.4 inch penis puts me off.

FFS Tremlar, how many times have we told you you're missing the point

 

[Overdriven]

FFS Tremlar, how many times have we told you you're missing the point

Hey hey hey! Just because he thinks 1.4 inches is 14 inches doens't make him wrong!

 

[russell]

Enough cock talk already.
(Just been out with 2 of my girl friends and that was also the main discussion.)
All people are talking about today are cocks!

 

[Overdriven]

Russ, to be fair.. Last night everyone was talking about "The Perfect Vagina" on TV. Does that make up for it?

That was a rather odd show..

 

[Uara]

that the programme about women who want surgery on theirs to make it look "pretty".

If it was then yeah very very odd!!

 

[Deebs]

Russ, to be fair.. Last night everyone was talking about "The Perfect Vagina" on TV. Does that make up for it?

That was a rather odd show..

Tell me about it, the bit where the doctor picks up the leftover labia and pulls it around and says "it is just like an elastic band" was quality!

 

[Everz]

Russ, to be fair.. Last night everyone was talking about "The Perfect Vagina" on TV. Does that make up for it?

That was a rather odd show..

What is the perfect vagina then?

!?

 

[russell]

What is the perfect vagina then?

!?

That calls for a whole new thread!

 

[Jupitus]

That calls for a whole new thread!

You mean for extra stitches?

 

[Everz]

That calls for a whole new thread!

Indeed.. with many pictures ofc.

 

[Uara]

Indeed.. with many pictures ofc.

Careful don't want to get the coc involved

 

[Overdriven]

That calls for a whole new thread!

Deebs won't let us We'll get banned.

 

[russell]

I hate the word vagina.

sounds like a disease or a type of pottery

 

[Sharma]

Careful don't want to get the coc involved

I see what you did there!