Eddie Murphy got Mel B pregnant within 3 shots

[cHodAX]

Showbiz - News - Mel B 'only slept with Murphy three times' - Digital Spy

They used to say Andy Cole needed 3 shots before he hit the target, perhaps he and Murphy are related?

 

[Rellik]

A source said: "Mel said all the problems would go away if Eddie agreed to her demands for a £4.5 million house in Malibu plus living expenses for 18 years."


such a bitch, pushing her down a flight of stairs whould also make "all the problems go away"

 

[cHodAX]

such a bitch, pushing her down a flight of stairs whould also make "all the problems go away"

You are one classy bastard!

 

[BloodOmen]

Hahahaha


"A source said: "Mel said all the problems would go away if Eddie agreed to her demands for a £4.5 million house in Malibu plus living expenses for 18 years."



Well sure, if you have a shit singing career and have no other talents go sleep with a celeb and get pregnant on purpose then demand money... what a walking matress she is.. dirty dirty whore.


If I were eddie murphy I'd tell her to fuck right off, they werent married all she has is a kid to him >< she has no legal right to ask for that amount of money and such... jesus they're greedy, pathetic, talentless, ugly, skinny, money grubbing fucks.

 

[Blackjack]

Everyone called Eddie a bastard after it first came out, that he wouldn't accept he was the farther... You know what? Neither would i. Who the hell would willingly admit to sleeping with that washed up, nasty ass, greedy gold digging, piece of shit, pop "singer".

Eddie got caught picking up a transvestite prostitute, and he is doing fine, he'll get over this. Mel scaryface B will fade into oblivion, with her poor bastard child. Where, hopefully, the kid will end up with a nice foster family who loves it more than it's egocentric whore mother ever could

 

[Mikah75]

she got paid 10million too for the spice girls recent tour

and im pretty sure that even though they weren't married theres still paternal responsibilities which you can put a case against in court for the girls general expenses, but tbh a court should tell her to fuck off as she can clearly afford it >.<

 

[Roalith]

Falcon punch to the ovaries ought to do it!

 

[leviathane]

man she sounds a bit cooooook cooooo.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Who the hell would willingly admit to sleeping with that washed up, nasty ass, greedy gold digging, piece of shit, pop "singer".

I would.

But that's just 'cause, well, it would be rather newsworthy to say.

But, not my type etc etc, so probably wouldn't do it.

About kid growing up, can't say the same. She might be an excellent mother. She might be an excellent person/lay too. Who the f*ck knows.

But, have to agree that MelB will fade, like has until this thread, and Eddie will be hanging 'bout as always.

 

[preacherboy]

Yep true case of trapping, let a lesson be learnt from this use a condom

 

[Roalith]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yep true case of trapping, let a lesson be learnt from this use a condom

I'm just suprised Eddie, of ALL people, didn't realize it's a p*ssytrap.

They trap you with the p*ssy!!

Anyone not getting what i'm on about can smell my HALF!

 

[Jeros]

I'm just suprised Eddie, of ALL people, didn't realize it's a p*ssytrap.

They trap you with the p*ssy!!

Anyone not getting what i'm on about can smell my HALF!

and shes gonna TAKE HALF!

 

[Rellik]

The more i think about it the more certain i get that Mel "money grabbing whore" B "Spermjacked" Eddie, and theres only one cure for "spermjacking" whores!

Get your pimp hand out Eddie!

 

[Castus]

Hey at least shes told him what she wants , what she really really wants..

 

[Cerb]

Hey at least shes told him what she wants , what she really really wants..

heres your coat theres the door i think you know what we all want........

 

[Cromcruaich]

heres your coat theres the door i think you know what we all want........

Ahh come on, that was funny, i'm gonna rep him for it now

 

[Ezteq]

blimey tis birds like that that give faded out washed up talentless slappers a bad name *nods*

 

[Imgormiel]

blimey tis birds like that that give faded out washed up talentless slappers a bad name *nods*

Mysogyny for the lose ........

 

[Mey]

Wouldn't eddie be able to circumvent the parenting charges (or whatever they are called) by challenging them with deception or something?