Ears save boy

[Lamp]

Six-Year-Old's Ears Save Him From Death Fall - Yahoo! News UK

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

The Ferengi alliance will be proud.

 

[Job]

Similar thing happened to me but my cock saved the whole building.

 

[DocWolfe]

How the fuck did the kid manage to get his shoulders through but not his head?

 

[Ch3tan]

My ears beat his.

 

[Ezteq]

Similar thing happened to me but my cock saved the whole building.

actually a similar thing Did happen to me, but it was my arse that stopped me!

True story, I was in the back seat of my friends jeep and went to get out had to climb through a small gap with the front seat put forward and my booty got wedged in the gap and I was literally suspended off the ground (my feet were about 60cm off the floor), hanging by my arse.

I wouldn't have died or anything but damn near did myself a mischief laughing while my friends husband tried to dislodge me by firmly shoving my butt and crying out 'OMG I'm Sorry!!!' at the same time hehe

 

[Ch3tan]

actually a similar thing Did happen to me, but it was my arse that stopped me!

True story, I was in the back seat of my friends jeep and went to get out had to climb through a small gap with the front seat put forward and my booty got wedged in the gap and I was literally suspended off the ground (my feet were about 60cm off the floor), hanging by my arse.

I wouldn't have died or anything but damn near did myself a mischief laughing while my friends husband tried to dislodge me by firmly shoving my butt and crying out 'OMG I'm Sorry!!!' at the same time hehe

Ez, you really got to stop saying things like this. You have red hair and a big booty, and you play games. GIV!

 

[Ezteq]

flipping heck lol you can hav it's not like anyone else wants me lol; i'm thinking of putting myself on ebay!

 

[Lamp]

just think about it for a moment.

Do you REALLY want to get into bed with the sort of inbred sociopath mutants who populate FHOT? You don't know where they've been.

 

[Ch3tan]

Actually given the openness on these forums, you usually know exactly where they have been!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Similar thing happened to me but my cock saved the whole building.

Yeah it's amazing what microdrills can do these days.

 

[Cerb]

actually a similar thing Did happen to me, but it was my arse that stopped me!

True story, I was in the back seat of my friends jeep and went to get out had to climb through a small gap with the front seat put forward and my booty got wedged in the gap and I was literally suspended off the ground (my feet were about 60cm off the floor), hanging by my arse.

I wouldn't have died or anything but damn near did myself a mischief laughing while my friends husband tried to dislodge me by firmly shoving my butt and crying out 'OMG I'm Sorry!!!' at the same time hehe

The image of you dangling off the groud by your arse just made me laugh so hard! Must spread rep

 

[Aph3x]

Ez, you really got to stop saying things like this. You have red hair and a big booty, and you play games. GIV!

I echo these sentiments fully!