Dyson's Are Great

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Xtro

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lol Wij

oh no by posting I am prolonging the life of this thread arrrgggh :(
 
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Trem

Guest
I wish Dyson's were pink:(


*sob*


"no come back samm, I am all man"


*hoover*


*smile*
 
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Trem

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....and while we are on about mans stuff, I watched Black Hawk Down last night, that was some scary stuff those lads had to go threw, it made me respect USA a little more tbh, fantastic film, had no hoover's in it though:eek:
 
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mank!

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I almost had a heart attack when I saw the title of this thread... it's insane enough that nobody talks about games (no big loss, mind) but talking about Dysons and hoovering? :eek6:
 
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caLLous

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Heh heh, accidentally login as samm again Trem? :p

(That's a good cover story, go with it!)
 
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Trem

Guest
Never, I am proud of this lady-like thread and I take full manly responsibility for it:eek: Samm can't log in anyway, she can't even join for the forums again because it won't let her. Do you guys think I am samm? My boobies aren't as big, give me time though:p
 
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Furr

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I find that hoovering is a great way to relieve Stress, dont you???? :)
 
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Trem

Guest
:D You live in Torquay or somewhere similar don't ya cally? Do they have ticks down there, we are thinking of that area for our next wonderful holiday:(
 
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caLLous

Guest
Heh, nah I'm in Plymouth, but Torquay is a nice ickle place. :)
 
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PR.

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The family :)

dyson.jpg


*got funny looks taking that*
 
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Trem

Guest
That made me cry with laughter PR:D








dear god what have I started;)
 
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S-Gray

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Why do you want 2 Hoovers?!?! and takin pics of em..

Why dont you "Strip" em down and make pr0n?
 
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*charlton_thd*

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"i've told u before mom dont disturb me when i'm cleanin my room!!"
 
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xane

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What disturbs me about PR's post is not the multicoloured Dyson pair but that fancy little cover on the fax machine table, its like when you have a kick-ass black and silver hi-fi setup on its super-retro-modern looking table/stand and someone puts a small vase of pansies on it.
 
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wolfeeh

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asamml

god fucking help me. these forums just get better and better :p

anyway, might i add for the record the the best vacuum cleaner for cleaning pet hairs is not in fact a dyson, but a Miele "cat & dog"....

just in case anyone wants to know :p
 
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Trem

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*google search Miele*


*masturbate*


*hoover up mess*
 
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Will

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Originally posted by mank!
Miele are king of hoovering.
I want you to go to a mirror, and take a look at yourself. A long hard look, and think about what caused you to say this.:p
 
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xane

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Originally posted by mank!
Miele are king of hoovering.

Ah, this should be "Miele are king of vacuum cleaning", as "hoover" is in fact another brand of vacuum, only Hoover can be "king of hoovering".

:eek6:
 
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granny

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Originally posted by DBs
Dysons are great.

A few years ago I had my webcam on and was demonstrating their suction power by hoovering wasps out of mid flight (my computer was in the loft along with a fucking great big wasps nest).

The dyson sucked them down and I displayed them buzzing in the clear container.

Was a quality moment. Someone must have some piccies of me doing it.

I remember that, was funny :)

I refuse to make any further comment about vacuuming.
 
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Summo

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Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
I want you to go to a mirror, and take a look at yourself. A long hard look, and think about what caused you to say this.:p
Don't tell Mank to stand in front of a mirror, for God's sake! We'll never get him away from there!

"Huh? Huh? I'm faster than you, you fuckin' son of a... I saw you comin'. Fuck. Shit-heel. I'm standin' here. You make the move. You make the move. It's your move. Don't try it, you fucker. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?"

I love that film. :D
 

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