Dwarf, Hoover, Visit To Hospital - Guess the rest

[Gibbo]

So, I am pretty sure this must have happened to some of you lot

British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover - Yahoo! News UK

 

[old.Tohtori]

I am pretty sure this must have happened to some of you lot

Ey, f*ck off you bastard...who you calling a dwarf?

 

[CorNokZ]

... so the embarrassment was short...

ololol!! xD

 

[Lamp]

Glue + anything + penis = not good

 

[Huntingtons]

Glue + anything + penis = not good

you suck at math

 

[Overdriven]

you suck at math

Your sister is hot, but your mum does that certain thing with her tongue..

 

[Gamah]

Your sister is hot, but your mum does that certain thing with her tongue..

Doing you sister is like throwing a sausage down an alley.

 

[Overdriven]

Doing you sister is like throwing a sausage down an alley.

Doesn't help she's only 12 and sitting about 2m away from me, does it, Gamahphile