Dumped.

[Will]

And if they didn't use crying as a way to "win"

Never had a girlfriend like that. Never would.

 

[Wij]

ooh arr! on your own head

it's my studied opinion that women in general stress themselves out worrying about things that they can not change or do anything about. certain women worry themselves silly about things that could happen / could have happened / may have happened / might possibly happen etc etc. and try to deal with every possible situation beforehand so they'll know what to do when the time comes. tbh it's a frigging miracle my gf's head doesn't explode.


imo the women architype should take a serious chill pill and learn to go with the flow, that it doesn't matter if you don't call every single friend you have every single day. they'll still be there if you miss a day, so please don't worry about being deserted, that your clothes don't have to be nicer than that girl you don't like because she doesn't even know you hate her and why the hell you've been price-checking her boots, and that you frigging shouldn't linearly compare yourself to that teenager in the tight top because when she's as old as you are she will look exactly like you. chill the hell out. please.

oh, and in closing, when your boyfriend tells you it's "OK" then frigging accept that as the truth. do not start swinging your lower right leg like the girls in Sex and the City tought you to and say "mm-hmm" because that really gets on your boyfriend's tits, because at that point he knows you're not really listening because you're thinking furiously of something, anything, whatever it takes as long as you can stress yourself over it. preferably something your boyfriend's done "wrong".


</pant>


the great thing about this is that I'm ranting because I myself am a bit stressed out atm. ha!

*bow*

 

[TdC]

*accept*

 

[Brynn]

Never had a girlfriend like that. Never would.

Now that I have broken up with her, I wont now either

 

[Talyn]

Not really dumped... but a quick scenario for you...

Her: Cute, lovely,sweet, and just my type. Not single, 3 kids.

Me: Fancied her for ages.

Scenario: Out drinking Sat night, she tells me I should go to her local more often. (I currently don't go as it's not my local!) We dance, she kisses me, we sit down, I get told that she needs to sort out her situation, but that she is interested and that I'm for the future. We kiss more. Her sister drags her home.

Now, do I chase this up, or do I sit back and do nothing. I'm very temted to chase this up, but it could be nothing will ever happen. To be honest, I'd like to know whether it was the beer, or whether she was serious. I suspect beer, but we hadn't had that much, and I know she can handle her drink too..

Me now: Confused.

Her now: Still all the above, but confusing.

 

[DaGaffer]

Homewrecker!

Seriously, setting yourself up for a world of shit. But each to their own...

 

[throdgrain]

Keep your fucking beak out would be my advice

 

[Calaen]

I would just play it cool, although you have to ask yourself do you want to take on the responibility of 3 other children? or do you just want to have casual sex.

 

[old.Tohtori]

No man, whoever he is, or she is should go for a taken woman!

Ever!

No matter the f*ck how hawt she is, no matter how short her skirt is, no matter how f*cking much you fancy her.

NEVER!

You should have that much respect and keep your c*ck in your pants UNTIL she's single.

Even kissing a taken woman "in that way" is too much.

Hands off!

Grr.

 

[Tom]

Forget her, think of the children. You'd be instrumental in wrecking their home life.

 

[itcheh]

What Tom says ... let her sort out her life first ... and then if she's interested she'll look you up later on.

Think of it like this ... would you still be interested if she turned up on your door step with all three kids in tow looking for somwhere to stay?

 

[Talyn]

Fair points indeedy. Was weighing up options and the scales have been firmly tipped!!

*sits back, does nothing and continues on with life*

 

[DaGaffer]

Forget her, think of the children. You'd be instrumental in wrecking their home life.

I can't believe you said that

 

[Addlcove]

No man, whoever he is, or she is should go for a taken woman!

Ever!

No matter the f*ck how hawt she is, no matter how short her skirt is, no matter how f*cking much you fancy her.

NEVER!

You should have that much respect and keep your c*ck in your pants UNTIL she's single.

Even kissing a taken woman "in that way" is too much.

Hands off!

Grr.

seconded!

Old.T is right

 

[Brynn]

Tom, when is your speed dating?

 

[Wij]

Saying that ALL of us have a low opinion on women shows why most men have this "hatred" towards women.

We're not ALL pigs.

We don't ALL want to have sex with you when we say hello.

We actually DO like to talk and not try something.

We, believe it or not, actually think with our upper brain too.

You know, I think there should be more equality between the sexes. Seriously.

One week in the month I should be allowed to be excused from listening to the wife talking about her job because 'It wouldn't feel right when I'm like this.'

Another week in the month I should be able to rude and argumentative until I've got myself so wound up I'm really not in the mood to listen to her going on about that bitch at work and how she has digs without ever actually saying so cos she's like such a sneaky bitch.

On the other two weeks I should be able to tell her anytime I feel like that I don't want a two hour 'conversation' about her work because I have a headache or am tired.

But she should get something out of it too and I propose that quite often she can get straight to the point and tell me exactly how her day went as quickly and efficiently as possible, sparing no thought for whether I might want her to labour the point for hours. Then she'll be free to watch telly or get another glass of wine.

Equal rights imo

 

[TdC]

But she should get something out of it too and I propose that quite often she can get straight to the point and tell me exactly how her day went as quickly and efficiently as possible, sparing no thought for whether I might want her to labour the point for hours. Then she'll be free to watch telly or get another glass of wine.

woo, sounds good. and remember to -when you're on your 6th glass of wine and the evening seems to be particularly mellow- suddenly start bitching about something the lass did wrong like 8 months ago, make the room temperature drop 5C by willpower alone and utterly ruin the mood.


</frustration>

 

[Wij]

Will you be my dutch-man-wife ?

 

[TdC]

come away with me Wij, I'm well trained and house broken!

 

[Wij]

Does your mars-bar-pipe become unusable due to bleeding piles every four weeks ?

 

[TdC]

nope, and what's more it's lightly oiled and smells of apple pie!

 

[PLightstar]

:eek2:

 

[Wij]

nope, and what's more it's lightly oiled and smells of apple pie!

Oooh - you are SO getting oral now !

 

[TdC]

it's the apple-pie oil I use. never fails

 

[Chilly]

you sure you dont just get kinky with mr kipling's creations?

 

[`mongoose]

One week in the month

I'm just a miserable fucker all the time - it's much easier to handle

On a side note - my wife rarely takes her pms out on me.

We share a 10 minute car ride home which is vent time - if either of us have had a bad day we vent and the other just listens.

It works. Personally I have no hatred towards women per se - inconsiderate fuckers can have either sex from what I have experienced.

M

 

[TdC]

oh, there's no hatred of women here! personally I love women. I just find their behaviour puzzling at times

 

[Uncle Sick]

Mrs. Sick gets utterly kinky during her lunar circle thing...

















*might be a lie*

 

[Jupitus]

*might be a lie*

... might be, but then I noticed that too

 

[Satyn]

awww looks like some of you boys been treated bad. Well i've had my fair share of weirdo men in my life aswell. But I can say that women are hard to figure out, i even have trouble figuring myself out (and yes i'm a woman myself)