Dumb Assed Yanks

[Mavoric]

Just for the record i have been to the USA several times think its a great place and like the ppl there ( unlike lots of peeps who post here ).
Any peeps from the USA reading this and not related to this lot put your hard hat on

http://abc.net.au/cnnnn/video/ep07_stupidyankees.ram

 

[Testin da Cable]

being an american I happen to take offence to that link. you should be glad that the great us 0f a protects you're measelly ass from the dark powers of the world! us and our slaves the brits, who we colonized back in the 18 century should kick your damn farmer ass biznitc! we rule! go USA! UAS!! as soo as we win the war, we'l;l take over china and make it into a giant disney world and then we will invade teh USSr!! then where will you be you redneck commie?? huh? sometimes I wonder why my great prezidental and personnal freind Gorge W Bush bothers with you guys??1 he should take over the world!! well kick all you're asses!!

 

[FatBusinessman]

 

[legendario]

Truly frightening....but highly amusing

 

[Mavoric]

I have to say the more i look at it fucking ROFL

 

[prime1]

very amusing

 

[.cage]

you make me perfect...
help me become somebody else! I wanna fuck you like an animal!

 

[bodhi]

Mavoric is filled with aids.

 

[Moving Target]

Kewl.

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by bodhi
Mavoric is filled with aids.

[bodhi level of maturity]

Yeah, so's your mum.

[/bodhi level of maturity]

 

[Panda On Smack]

lmao

I love the question about KFC and the Berlin wall

 

[jo.]

Basic jist of it for someone without realplayer, anyone ?

 

[S-Gray]

same

 

[Testin da Cable]

thirded

 

[danger]

Originally posted by jo.
Basic jist of it for someone without realplayer, anyone ?

yeah same here... don't have realplayer on this box nor can be arsed downloading on this skanky ass modem... a jist please dudes?

 

[Me²]

Can I join that line?

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol none of us know what it's about

 

[old.Jas]

That can't be for real!

Pretty damned funny though. I'm in the US next week, so I'll send the link around

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by .cage
you make me perfect...
help me become somebody else! I wanna fuck you like an animal!

I wanna feel you from the inside!

 

[Ulysses777]

Tony Blair is an actor.

At least one of them got something right...

 

[Sar]

Basically a bunch of average americans were asked questions about the world:

In what country was the Berlin Wall? (Answer: Don't know)
What state does KFC come from? (Answer: What, the chicken? Don't know. Interviewer: You know what KFC stands for, right? Answer: Yeah Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?)
How many World Wars have there been? (Answer: Three.)
Who is Tony Blair? (Answers: Linda Blair's brother. An actor.)
What is a mosque? (Answer: An animal?)
Star Wars was based on a true story: True or False? (Answer: True.)
How many Eiffel Towers are there in Paris? (Answer: I'd say about 10?)


This is why George W. Bush was elected President. He's a man of the people.

 

[Testin da Cable]

that's terrible

 

[danger]

Originally posted by mank!


I wanna feel you from the inside!

My whole existence is *utters inaudible muttering that could be mistaken for the correct lyric* You get me closer to god!

 

[jo.]

Sounds good.

On the George W. Bush thing, I saw a picture of him the other day holding a phone upside down... so the wire's coming out of the end near his ear.
Looked class, but no matter where I look, I can't seem to find it anywhere on the internet... perhaps some clever search monkeys can hunt it down and share the humour ?

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

The thing is would it seriously be that different here? I bet if I went around with a dictaphone I could very easily match the number of stupid people

 

[caLLous]

Jade. :/

 

[Sar]

She was genetically engineered to be that stupid, as a horror story to tell kids playing truant from school.

 

[caLLous]

Kids? I'd be horrified if you told me that story now and I'm 21.

 

[wolfeeh]

scooba

why not try it?

there are of course other dumb-as-fuck george bush piccies you could look for, like the one of him with some military dudes, holding a pair of binoculars to his eyes--- with the dust caps still on....

or the one of him in a school, sitting next to a little girl... both of them holding books... only his is upside down....

personally i think the world is full of retards - america just has a higher percentage of them than anyone else. like maybe 90% of the population

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by ^Danger


My whole existence is *utters inaudible muttering that could be mistaken for the correct lyric* You get me closer to god!

My whole existence is flawed!