Drinking Games!

[Mikah75]

Lmao the youth of today.

... rofl

 

[tamtap]

pussy student games. I'll give you a rugby drinking game, not for the faint hearted. After some challange (doesnt matter what) the loser has to lie on the floor the winner takes his kaks off and stands over the losers head and dribbles said drink into the top of his ass crack so it runs down your crack, over your sack and into the poor losers gob.

Thats one of the tamer games as well ;D

Tam

 

[Svartmetall]

I stil wish I'd bought the chess set I saw a couple of years ago, where every piece was a shot glass...every time you took a piece you got to drink it

pawns - single
knight/bishop/rook - one-and-a-half measure
king/queen - double

Was really nice, all done as medieval figures in pewter. A bit like this LOTR one but a lot more Gothic...

 

[Urgluf]

I know one game ive played (obviously not at uni) involves a bottle. You spin it until it lands on two people. The first one gets to send a text message through the other guys phone to anyone he wants and with whatever he says.

Fucks up alot of relationships between family/friends but its gd fun

I'd recommend you don't have 'Mum' in your address book though as people LOVE sending 'your so MILF mummy,' and other such obscenities.

thats just NOT fun?

 

[Mikah75]

pussy student games. I'll give you a rugby drinking game, not for the faint hearted. After some challange (doesnt matter what) the loser has to lie on the floor the winner takes his kaks off and stands over the losers head and dribbles said drink into the top of his ass crack so it runs down your crack, over your sack and into the poor losers gob.

Thats one of the tamer games as well ;D

Tam

:eek2:
it sounds like some gay rugby sex game to me
not even gay people do that

 

[Iphis]

we have one with cards as well. its confusing and i'll get the explanation for what each card does later. but basically, you cant swear, say Drink Drank or Drunk, peoples names or any numbers and you cant point at people - you drink if you do

Internations drinking rules go as standard

Ofc if you assign different people with roles tis always good, like chief snitch, weights and measures and thumb masters etc all good fun.

 

[Mikah75]

oo we used thumb master and head master and all this stuff

 

[Lamp]

"Dance of the Flaming Assholes" is pretty funny. The person has to get to the end of the bar on his hands and knees before the lit piece of toilet paper sticking out of his crack burns him

IMO "Soggy Bread" is the worst game ever. Bunch of blokes stand in a circle, kecks down, piece of bread in middle on floor. Everyone then has to whack off. The last one to spit their nabbings over the piece of bread has to eat it.

 

[Svartmetall]

IMO "Soggy Bread" is the worst game ever. Bunch of blokes stand in a circle, kecks down, piece of bread in middle on floor. Everyone then has to whack off. The last one to spit their nabbings over the piece of bread has to eat it.

Heh, heard of a variation on that called "sticky biscuit". I think people will be able to work it out.

 

[Ormorof]

There's an awesome game I learnt on my 19th birthday called "G'day Bruce"

Everyone starts out as Bruce, so you start out by saying:

YOU: G'day Bruce (looking at them)
SOMEONE: G'day Bruce (back to you)
YOU: Say G'day to Bruce, Bruce (you look at someone else now, and then look back at the original person)

and then it continues to the next person starting in a loop. When someone gets it wrong and fucks up or the stutter or look at the wrong person they have to drink two fingers. And then they're name changes to Sheila. Your name keeps changing. So its Bruce -> Sheila -> Dingo -> Dick. Then then when they run out of names they have to neck their drink and head to the bar. So an example run you've got 3 people.

1: G'day Bruce(2)
2: G'day Bruce(1)
1: Say G'day to Bruce(3), Bruce (2)
2: G'day Bruce(3)
3: G'day Bruce(2)
2: Say G'day to Bruce(1), Bruce(3)
3: er... (stutter this person becomes a sheila for stuttering, lots of shouting and learyness etc.)

---

3: G'day Bruce(1)
1: G'day Sheila(3)
3: Say G'day to Bruce(2), Bruce(1)
1: G'day Bruce(2)
2: *puke* (this person fucks up becomes a sheila too)

---

1: G'day Sheila(3)
3: G'day Bruce(1)
1: say G'day to Sheila(2), Sheila(3)
3: G'day Bruce (person fucks up as they meant to say Sheila, so they become a Dingo)

---

3: G'day Sheila(2)
2: G'day Dingo(3)
3: Say G'day to Bruce(1), Sheila(2)

pretty fun game but confusing at first!

ugh i played that game once, i was so bad at it they had to keep thinking up new things for me to be

i think i ended up being a cow in the end "moo moo bruce moo moo moo sheila"

 

[Mikah75]

"Dance of the Flaming Assholes" is pretty funny. The person has to get to the end of the bar on his hands and knees before the lit piece of toilet paper sticking out of his crack burns him

IMO "Soggy Bread" is the worst game ever. Bunch of blokes stand in a circle, kecks down, piece of bread in middle on floor. Everyone then has to whack off. The last one to spit their nabbings over the piece of bread has to eat it.

its called soggy biscuit back home, pretty minging though aye

 

[Lamp]

its called soggy biscuit back home, pretty minging though aye

Specially if you don't like bread

 

[Mikah75]

lol, i think the juice is far worse than bread tbh

 

[Svartmetall]

I'll never eat a chicken-and-mayo sandwich again

 

[Lamp]

I'll never eat another "sub" from Subway again. All their bread is soggy

 

[Bugz]

thats just NOT fun?

Funner than drinking yourself into a paraletic state.

 

[Huntingtons]

Funner than drinking yourself into a paraletic state.

now, that is actully quite fun.

 

[Marc]

Bet one of your mates he cant drink a shot of liquer and a mixer. Not wanting to look like a softarse he will say he can. Buy a shot of baileys in one glass and some lime cordial in the other. Mix them both together and wahey, you have a "cheesy dick". Ive yet to see anyone able to drink it.

 

[tris-]

i know a couple -

21s
tippy tippy tippy tap tap
internation drinking game
i went over the rope bridge..
on my holiday to ____ i took with me in my suitcase..

and the usual left hand, right hand, 2 fingers, the clock hands etc

 

[Marc]

and the usual left hand, right hand, 2 fingers, the clock hands etc

ahh left hand right hand. The old ones are still the best. Best of it is, the more you lose, the more you get pissed, meaning you keep on forgetting to drink with the correct hand. Its a slippery slope...

But to be honest, the best drinking game in my opinion is spoof. Love it!

 

[Marc]

pussy student games. I'll give you a rugby drinking game, not for the faint hearted. After some challange (doesnt matter what) the loser has to lie on the floor the winner takes his kaks off and stands over the losers head and dribbles said drink into the top of his ass crack so it runs down your crack, over your sack and into the poor losers gob.

Thats one of the tamer games as well ;D

Tam

no doubt you play rugby union then. Union boys love anything homosexual

 

[Lamp]

Thats why League use pads
woofters

 

[supersaint]

Thats why League use pads
woofters

FFS,dont start him off .