Drink all night, don't get drunk

[Rubber Bullets]

So I just came across this:

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/how-not-to-get-drunk?spr_id=1456_54817919

Has anyone heard of it? Ever tried it? The science sounds plausible, but why isn't the enzyme destroyed by digestive acids?

Perhaps it's too good to be true.

RB

 

[Chilly]

So I just came across this:

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/how-not-to-get-drunk?spr_id=1456_54817919

Has anyone heard of it? Ever tried it? The science sounds plausible, but why isn't the enzyme destroyed by digestive acids?

Perhaps it's too good to be true.

RB

It probably will be destroyed eventually, but it'll still give you an edge

 

[Nate]

After each beer he has another teaspoon so I guess it is destroyed, when it's done it's dehydrogenating?

 

[mooSe_]

Might give this a try one day. At the moment I can barely afford to get drunk anyway; I don't want to make it more expensive.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why would i drink if i didn't want to get drunk?

 

[leggy]

Why would i drink if i didn't want to get drunk?

Pretty much what I was about to post. I don't particularly want to get wasted when I drink, but I would like some of the 'relaxing' properties of alcohol.

 

[old.user4556]

What's the point of drinking and not getting drunk?

I love to get really oiled on a single malt.

 

[Raven]

Yeah, you can take that first or you could spend the night on Fosters for the same result.

 

[old.user4556]

You'd spend most of the night in the bog pissing like a race horse with Fosters.

 

[CorNokZ]

Make an instant cure for hangovers... Then I'll be impressed, and he'll be a millionaire.

 

[Raven]

Marmite on toast and a pint of tea. Done.

 

[old.user4556]

Make an instant cure for hangovers.

Do a line. Ready to go!

 

[Moriath]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/palcohol-powdered-alcohol-may-present-serious-health-risks/

Just snort this and don't bother about the malt

 

[Job]

That drugs czar who got fired had created a synthetic alchohol with jesus will people just stop overcoding everything...ever since this ne forum format its become a freakin pain in the sss writing comments...bring back web pages that were les than 100kb...those were the days all the buzx and non of the side effects

 

[Raven]

wut

 

[old.Tohtori]

What i really want is a miracle drug for when you're wasted and want to sober up (a bit atleast) fast. It'd wreck your body, but -that- would be handy

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh and today i'd like a miracle cure of some sort too, but the old grease/alcohol/movie combo will have to do

 

[MYstIC G]

Marmite on toast and a pint of tea. Done.

Fail. This solution does not contain bacon.

 

[Job]

The browser on my phone wont allow me to go to the end of the text after
I go back to correct a mistake, that's why I post so many fucked up words.
Every time I click at the end it snaps back to half way through which explains
post above.

 

[Gwadien]

Cue @Scouse

'Go for a bike ride the next morning, then continue drinking.'

Cue @old.Tohtori

'But then you don't appreciate the landscape god has created for you, because you're not a believer.'

@Scouse

'Believer dictionary definition'

Me

'I'm a belieber.'

 

[Rubber Bullets]

The browser on my phone wont allow me to go to the end of the text after
I go back to correct a mistake, that's why I post so many fucked up words.
Every time I click at the end it snaps back to half way through which explains
post above.

That, and the lack of yeast between drinks last night!

 

[Job]

TBH I'd be worried about shitting bread.

 

[Yoni]

I should have tried this last night... Today I feel fucking dreadful ;/

 

[sayward]

What about the powdered alcohol you just add water to? Good for all those alcohol free events.

 

[old.Tohtori]

What about the powdered alcohol you just add water to? Good for all those alcohol free events.

Powder, like alcohol, hmmm, ah yeah

 

[Access Denied]

Someone HAS to have tried this. I will be very disappointed in the lot of you otherwise.