Dreams are so fucked up

[Imgormiel]

Past few days I've been having some really weird dreams/nightmares, ie getting drunk and then breaking a pint glass and then chewing/eating it with no consequence and then causing loads of shit with people I know.

Just had a four hour sleep session, had this really fucked up dream that woke me up and now I am writing a template for a possible book.... lol.

 

[Wonk]

Welcome to Tris' world.

 

[Imgormiel]

Welcome to Tris' world.

ROFL!!! Errr no, it couldn't possibly be that bad. Book is horror genre - something I've never had a stab at in any form of writing, sure I've done gothic stuff but not horror. So it could be interesting. Depends on how I weave it

 

[Overdriven]

I had a dream last night, last thing I remember (blame Fable 2) was opening a chest, seeing a purple con skeleton spawn, me run and scream.. Then my alarm went off

 

[megadave]

i never remember my dreams

 

[CorNokZ]

I had a dream last night, last thing I remember (blame Transformers) was openning a shirt, seeing Megan Fox's tits..
Then I jizzed in my pants

 

[Uara]

the last dream I had was more of a day-dream I had whilst walking home at 2am!! I believed that I had been shot in the back in this back alley and when I collapsed I rang the ambulance. Then proceeded to ring a female friend and hav a random chat with her. When the paramedics arrived one of then took and my phone and just started chatting to her.
At which point I then snapped out of it and realised I'd almost walked all the way home. I blame the homebrew cider I had!!

 

[CorNokZ]

I often day-dream and talk to myself.. Once, when my brother still lived at home, I had came home from school and went into the kitchen to make me a sammich or something

He then comes out into the kitchen and yells "Who the fuck are you talking to?"! I then woke up and had no idea wtf he was on about! Apparently I had been having a heated discussion with myself

 

[Laddey]

I dream about the most weird shit ever.

 

[Olgaline]

Day dream are far better than sleep dreams,
you see..with day dreams, your in full! control

 

[Amanita]

Yeah, so you dont dream of wolves in your back garden or your mum dying in a tornado or (god help me) some weird house on haunted hill monster forcing a lad to "do" a sheep.

I think I win on the twisted sub concious thing >.<

 

[pikeh]

I once had a dream about killing a guy. There was like down and out chav leech scum wanker in Bath who threatened to beat up one of my female friends on a night out. We kind of just told him to fuck off basically and he got chucked out of the pub and that was the end of it. EXCEPT IT WASNT!

My dream that night consisted of me actually caving in his skull like it was an egg. It was the most vivid and disturbing thing I've seen to this day.
I just bashed his face in, and it cracked open and all his head was like hollow and all his brains and shit was everywhere. For the next few days I looked like this;

0___0

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

Yeah, so you dont dream of wolves in your back garden or your mum dying in a tornado or (god help me) some weird house on haunted hill monster forcing a lad to "do" a sheep.

I think I win on the twisted sub concious thing >.<

Wolves in the back garden - insecurity at home?
Mum in a tornado - fear of loss beyond your control?
I'm not going anywhere near the whole sheep thing...

Personally the only one i've had that really creeped me out was having a dream of skinning a good female friend of mine. Kinda weird!

 

[Amanita]

I'm told that dreams are sort of a training simulator. So I won't have any trouble IRL with tornados, I know just what to do

As for t'others, I don't really recall what was happening in my life at the time. I am not sure how accurate dream analysing is as its just as subjective on the point of view on the person doing the analysis.

 

[Lamp]

Last night I dreamt I found a sports bag with £500,000 in cash and then I set fire to it.
Whats that about?

Who the fuck sets fire to a bag containing £500,000?

Jeez. Dreams. Pff !

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

I'm told that dreams are sort of a training simulator. So I won't have any trouble IRL with tornados, I know just what to do

As for t'others, I don't really recall what was happening in my life at the time. I am not sure how accurate dream analysing is as its just as subjective on the point of view on the person doing the analysis.

If dreams are a training simulator, then i'm well prepared for Kate Beckinsdale showing up at my door nude, oiled and desparately in need of a shag.

 

[soze]

Only Dream i really remember is a series of dreams over about 5 years one every cuple of months where i met a girl then moved in with married and had kids (small part in each dream). Strange part is i never saw her face or heard her name. I really liked them while they lasted.

I always hoped i was living a second life while i slept but that was not the case

 

[Lamp]

75 year old Monty has been out celebrating his friend’s 80th birthday. Although Monty is not usually a drinker, he comes home quite late and quite drunk. Somehow he manages to get undressed, slides into bed beside his sleeping wife Sarah and quickly falls into a deep sleep.
Sometime later he awakes and there before him is the Pearly Gates. An angel walks over to him and says, "I’m sorry to have to tell you this, Monty, but you died last night in your sleep."
"I'm dead?" says Monty, stunned. "It can't be. I've got too much to live for. Please send me back."
"I'm sorry, Monty," says the angel, "but there's only one way you can go back."
"And what way is that?" asks Monty.
"As a chicken," replies the angel.
Monty is devastated, but begs the angel to at least send him back to a farm near his house. The next thing he knows, he’s covered in feathers, clucking loudly, and pecking at the ground. Then a rooster struts over and says, "So you're the new hen? How are you getting on?"
"Not too bad," replies Monty the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside my stomach. It feels like I'm going to explode."
"Don’t worry," says the rooster, "you’re only feeling like that because you're ovulating. Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"
"Never, ever," replies Monty.
"Well, just relax and let it happen," says the rooster.
Monty does as he is told and after a few uncomfortable seconds, out pops an egg. Monty is immediately overcome with emotion as he experiences motherhood for the first time. He soon lays another egg and his joy is overwhelming. As he is about to lay his third egg, Monty feels a smack on the back of his head. Then he hears his wife Sarah shouting at him,

"Monty, wake up, wake up, you're crapping in the bed again!"

 

[pikeh]

That's fucking terrible.