Dove girls, bullsh*t.

How do YOU see the Dove girls?

  • Quite normal.

    Votes: 95 47.5%
  • Above average.

    Votes: 66 33.0%
  • Ugly as f*ck.

    Votes: 31 15.5%
  • Supermodels.

    Votes: 8 4.0%

  • Total voters
    200

Outlander

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water gives me dry skin, so no water alone does not work for me. I have to use a moisturiser after washing and showering to replace the oils the water removes. if I dont then I just get dry skin and its not very comfy. it is an off the shelf moisturiser not prescribed. being submersed in water does not have the same effect, and contrary to popular beleif drinking gallons of water doesnt has a very negligable effect on the skin in terms of if its dry or not. lab proven :) and proven myself :p i drink litres of water each day and still have to use moisturiser.
 

lilmissnaughty

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ps if u r using a lotion to treat ur eczema that will be water based too.or it wouldnt be called a lotion.definition of a lotion is a suspension of something in a liquid in the case of moisturisers this is oil in water.
so when are u getting ur labotomy if u believe a water based lotion will help?
 

tris-

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i dont recall the specifics of what i was given. it was afterall, over 14 years ago. all i remember is it was in a blue bottle, it was prescribed and i had to use it everywhere. maybe more thought required next time you try to carry on the insults ;/
 

lilmissnaughty

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oh noes outy that makes u a retard!;)
just because u tried it an physically noticed a change doesnt mean it actually works.
its all a con just cos they contain similar ingredients to eczema treatments (those that are believed to help retain moisture in the skin) doesnt mean they could possibly have an effect.
now u can either go sit a bath of water for 10mins each day or go get a labotomy.
ur choice
 

tris-

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im unsure why you continue to be a twat and blow it out of proportion tbh :/. youve made your point already. yes the creams are similar, no they are not the same. did you see there - not the same. which is a point i was trying to make earlier :/
 

lilmissnaughty

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tris- said:
im unsure why you continue to be a twat and blow it out of proportion tbh :/. youve made your point already. yes the creams are similar, no they are not the same. did you see there - not the same. which is a point i was trying to make earlier :/
cos twice u blantently just flamed my posts (epeen farming?)an tried to infer that either i and/or people that used moisturisers were retards an needed a labotomy.
got on my nerves so i decided to get on urs cos im childish.
womans perogative m8, if we knew each other irl i would prolly store this fallout for 30yrs then throw it back in ya face in an arguement;)
anyhow i apologise if this has upset u an agree to disagree.
:fluffle:

oh an outy even if u were a retard (which ur really not) u would be the best an everyone would wub ya anyway:D
 

tris-

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i only mentioned it once that its stupid to think a cream can make you more attractive.

the other post wasnt a flame :/
 

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Twinky said:
if u live in Manchester they r fcuking awesome!!! but if u live were i live they would seem like averga. judging by theyre looks ofc
Truth.
 

TheBinarySurfer

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What they've done, is confuse normal women with low-quality/budget models dressed in sensible bra's, wearing not a lot of makeup or coverup and with no after-image editing or fancy hairstyles.

Personally speaking im very picky about what i find attractive so maybe thats just me.
 

pikeh

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id say normal, they arent stunners, not "classically" beautiful. Certainly wouldnt sit outside a pub oogling if they walked past.
But not ugly. I reckon its just the underwear.
 

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The thing about adverts is getting the right people to sell your product.

If you use models, ppl say their unrepresentative of the actual people who will use the product.

If you use "real people", everyone goes all cynical and says "Oh they must be an actor".

If you use a celebrity, everyone thinks STFU you're a multi-millionaire, what the fuck are you gonna tell me about debt problems, Carol.
 

tris-

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they are pretty much on the hot end of normal 25+ women imo.
 

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Lamp said:
If you use a celebrity, everyone thinks STFU you're a multi-millionaire, what the fuck are you gonna tell me about debt problems, Carol.

she knows maffs innit.
 

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Can someone pass me a large paper bag please.

On a serious note, not what I would be interested in really, good bodies are a turn on for me, and personality ofc.
 

Lamp

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What do you expect ?

25 stone munters lathering up in a specially re-inforced shower ?
 

[HB]Jpeg

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old.Tohtori said:
CFRB_Home_RWWC_Women0.jpg

So, these are(according to the buzz) "normal" looking girls.

I say it's bull.

If women looking like that came along, they'd turns heads.

So, do you find these girls to be normal, ugly or beautiful?

EDIT: Changed image, but you can also find them with the google search "dove girls"

i think they r quiet pretty with nice bodys ... definatly aint average they above average imo. i aint into skinny chicks that spend more time whinging they broke a nail than they do anything else.
 

Calaen

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Its a tough one, everyones opinion of the opposite sex is different. I would consider approaching only one of them, but they all look like normal people and they look like they are having a laugh. This for me beats the shit out of Kate Moss adverts of her doing fucking karate to advertise eye liner.

My wife by all accounts is an average woman not something that I would have turned my head from across the street. However upon meeting her she is the most beautiful and amazing person I have ever had the pleasure to get to know. It is tough for people to move their stance from omg shes fucking hot to omg she is a really fucking nice person.
 

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I really dislike those fit girls that know it and spend every waking second looking for whats cool. I spend my time thinking about important things like money, life plans, my musings on the lastest world events, I don't have time for that thinks she's hard done by because the shop didn't have the shoes in the right size.

I am prolly the anti-cool, My girlfriend says I spend so much effort on avoiding things that are percieved to be popular, and tbh she is probably right. I hate and always have popular culture, my music is underground, I don't really wear brand cloths, but at the same time I will wear something branded if it's a good price and it looks good.

I remeber when I was a kid and you had to have Kickers shoes in school and you had to have expensive trainers..I had my £60 kickers and I had £110 nikes, only to realise when I grow up that that is complete fucking bullshit. Last pair of trainers I brought were £40, Etnies or something, apprantly a popular brand in the skater world but tbh I was looking at the trainer when I brought it not the label.

And that brings me to my point. If you spend your entire time looking at the label (looks of a women) you will let the real quality pass you by.
 

Hansmoleman

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Gamah said:
And that brings me to my point. If you spend your entire time looking at the label (looks of a women) you will let the real quality pass you by.
must spread rep :(
 

tris-

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Gamah said:
I remeber when I was a kid and you had to have Kickers shoes in school and you had to have expensive trainers..I had my £60 kickers and I had £110 nikes, only to realise when I grow up that that is complete fucking bullshit. Last pair of trainers I brought were £40, Etnies or something, apprantly a popular brand in the skater world but tbh I was looking at the trainer when I brought it not the label.

same here. and the worst part is your parents having to spend all this freaking money just to make you happy.

last trainers i bought were £20 off ebay ;)
 

haarewin

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tris- said:
same here. and the worst part is your parents having to spend all this freaking money just to make you happy.

last trainers i bought were £20 off ebay ;)

those gold things? ;)
 

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womans perogative m8, if we knew each other irl i would prolly store this fallout for 30yrs then throw it back in ya face in an arguement;)

Lol.

You girls go to classes to pick this up? My wife does it to me all the time :(

Me, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Wife, "You said I was fat!"
Me, "What! When?
Wife, "At that party last week"
Me, "That party was three weeks ago and I never said you were fat, your not fat. Why would I say it"
Wife, "You sad I shouldn't eat all that cake"
Me, starting to get irritated, "Oh for Christ sake woman. Yes, you silly moo. Your lactose intollerant and when you eat too much cream you get spots and throw up"
Wife, "That's not what you meant!"
Me, "Oh, so your a qualified mind reader now!" Short fuse starting to weaken.
Wife, "Don't take the piss, you always got an answer for every argument"
Me, "Its a stupid argument, totally irrational"

Now at this point it usually goes one of three ways:

1. I get pissed off, swear and go down the Gym/Pub/mates house.
2. She laughs it off and opens a bottle of wine.
3. She goes off all moody and has a soak in bath for an hour. Then comes back down like nothing ever happened.

Is this normal, 12 years of marraige and I still don't get it?
 

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