Don't you just hate it...

cHodAX

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...when you wipe your bum and your finger goes through the paper? :(





Docwolfe doesn't have that problem though, he just gets a local builder round every 3 months to sandblast his arse...
 

evzy

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Never happened to me tbh...

I have always gone by the ancient Chinese saying ....















Softly Softly Wipey Arse...
 

Nate

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cHodAX said:
Docwolfe doesn't have that problem though, he just gets a local builder round every 3 months to sandblast his arse...


lol :D and yes ;(
 

cHodAX

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Vladamir said:
Do you only use like one sheet of paper? :x

Well I usually use the bathroom curtain but it was in the washer.
 

tris-

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no cos then you can sniff your finger.
 

CorNokZ

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No I don't.. Actually find it quite amusing tbh! :D




Ofc I hate it :(

Edit:
leviathane said:
s'prised you don't have one of them fancy arse basines :p
It's called a bidet and it's ofcourse french if I am not mistaken? *winks at Horner ;)*
 

old.Tohtori

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As i've allways said, and wondered silently why the fek i wasn't born in scotland, "Wipe your a**?"
 

Vladamir

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CorNokZ said:
Edit:
It's called a bidet and it's ofcourse french if I am not mistaken? *winks at Horner ;)*

Le Chateau DI is full of them xD
 

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Bahumat said:
Just use a duck or a swan

or a rabbit

*reminded of the bear and the rabbit joke:

Bear asks the rabbit if he got problem with shit in his fur.
Rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit
 

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