Don't Panic! Don't Panic!

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kameleon

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its just another excuse for the yanks not to sign up to Kyoto
 
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xane

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Originally posted by kameleon
its just another excuse for the yanks not to sign up to Kyoto

What you mean don't bother with climate control as we'll all be pot roasted in six years time ?
 
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dysfunction

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Yes but most important thing of all is not to Panic!
 
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Mellow-

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At least we'll all get to see how Armageddon looks like for real instead of just in the cinema.

Bagsy I get first dibs on the seats at the back! :p
 
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kameleon

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Dont panic!
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Pro]v[etheus

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The alert was issued after an international satellite photographed a massive explosion on the surface of the Sun that sent a plume of fire 30 times longer than the diameter of Earth blasting into space.

Hmmmm anyone heard of solar flares ? Doh !!!
 
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mr.Blacky

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White House source said, "We don't need anyone spreading more panic now."
No, they have enough home grown people to do that.
 
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old.Jas

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Originally posted by Tremor.
Strange this seeing as the o-zone hole is shrinking due to us using less harmful chemicals.
Not necessarily. It could be down to the weather. The hole got smaller in 1999, only to grow again.
 
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Summo

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If there was really a hole we'd all fall into space.
 
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Sar

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Originally posted by n3wbie
all looks bollocks to me. first they tell you in books that stars get bigger and bigger then collapse on them selves and implode and turn into a neutron star or a black hole. now they are telling us they explode, thats a different kettle of fish altogether.

They'll do either you gimp. Fully depends if the star has enough mass (hydrogen) to go supernova. If it doesn't it'll implode and form anything from a neutron star to a black hole.

Edit: Or read what Leggy and Frizzle said too.

That's what I get for hitting the quote button straight off :D
 
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kameleon

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you're getting too scientific now.


Stoppit!
 
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Lester

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Why do we need to worry? I mean, can't Superman just fly roound the world backwards and take us back a few years every time we get close to the end? ffs, chill out.

Actually, what I've done is read Paul Davies' book about how to build a time machine that Legendario is about to recommend, ,then I went and built one so you can all relax and Wij, you need to be careful!!! You will get your foreskin caught in the moon - I have seen it!!

Lestradamus
 
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Wij

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I can use the enormous gravitational pull of meh c0><0r to much the same effect.
 
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legendario

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Originally posted by Wij
I can use the enormous gravitational pull of meh c0><0r to much the same effect.

Gravity only slows time....you will only delay the inevitable ;)

Read "how to build a time machine" by Paul Davies and all will make sense....well kinda :)
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by legendario


Gravity only slows time....you will only delay the inevitable ;)

An almost infinite wank sounds ok to me.
 

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