Don't give Katie Price mobile phones...

[SFXman]

Interesting
This article contains minor nudity with nipples slightly showing and the lower region is covered merely by a hand...
Check it: http://www.freenet.de/freenet/nachrichten/brennpunkt/katie_price/index.html

If you want to read about it, bablefish is quite good... try it here:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/
Enter the first URL I gave into the translate a web page part

Moderators, I am linking to a very minor piece of nudity which I don't find too inappropriate so don't ban me instantly for posting this, I'd rather you delete the link from the post IF you find it to be too much...

 

[Frizz]

Heh!

 

[tRoG]

Err... Umm... Welll.....

 

[Cyfr]

Can someone tell me what language the text is in so I can put it in babblefish?
Edit: German

 

[SFXman]

Edit: German

Quite so
Maybe the fact that the address has a ".de" could perhaps suggest the same answer

 

[Tom]

What the? I thought my phone smelled of fish!

 

[leggy]

Don't confuse fish with raw sewage. I know they are not mutually exclusive over here.

 

[worMatty]

The text is a larf. New catchphrase found: "The woman, who does not geizt with its attractions."

Her Handy was a Nokia 3650.

 

[Xavier]

considering the crappy keypad design it's just nice to see someones found a use for it

 

[gmloki]

More to the point what weird stuff were you searching for ?

Katie Price+Mobile Phone is some weird shit dude

 

[Pro]v[etheus]

The headline translated by Babelfish:


England Luder number unity provided in the last week times again for headlines and generous title pages in the boulevard press: For the joy of numerous present ones the 25-year old their Handy used as vibrator and could with their frivolen mirror-image moose extensively be made a blueprint.

Doesn't make much sense but hey.

 

[worMatty]

Now just translate that from Bollocks to English.

 

[mank!]

I can't decide what was more amusing, the translation or the story itself.

who the hell is Katie Price?

 

[pcg79]

jordan

 

[Sar]

Jordan.

El Minger.

 

[bigbb]

I can't decide what was more amusing, the translation or the story itself.

who the hell is Katie Price?

Jordan, is her 'stage/get tits out' name.

 

[mank!]

Ah, suddenly everything makes sense.

 

[Mellow]

Looks like it's not just her tits she's getting out. Shame she's a munter.

 

[Tenko]

The translation is definitely funniest

The old trollop would certainly be a giggle at parties, I'd bet my gran would think shes a right laugh

 

[SFXman]

More to the point what weird stuff were you searching for ?

Katie Price+Mobile Phone is some weird shit dude

Picked it up off the BMW Tuning Club of Finland forums

 

[Sar]

Picked it up off the BMW Tuning Club of Finland forums

That's even more disturbing...

 

[SFXman]

That's even more disturbing...

Why thank you

 

[Brynn]

Anyone see the impression of her on Posh and Becks Big Impression last nite? I think they got her down perfectly

 

[SFXman]

Anyone see the impression of her on Posh and Becks Big Impression last nite? I think they got her down perfectly

What on earth is Posh and Becks Big Impression

 

[Sar]

It's a UK TV show.

Comedy apparantly.

:/

 

[Brynn]

Alastair McGowan, is the guy doing the impressions