Don't fall asleep at work

[Vladamir]

Or someone might do this

 

[tris-]

i fell asleep in uni once and smashed my head off the wall

 

[Ctuchik]

i only fell asleep once, on a chemistry class in school. my teacher wasent too impressed by it and shoved a bottle of pure ammonia(sp?) under my nose. i can honestly say that i bounced 2 seat rows back.

man i can still smell it when i think about it nastiest shit ive even had done to me :/

 

[Vladamir]

i only fell asleep once, on a chemistry class in school. my teacher wasent too impressed by it and shoved a bottle of pure ammonia(sp?) under my nose. i can honestly say that i bounced 2 seat rows back.

man i can still smell it when i think about it nastiest shit ive even had done to me :/

Hahahaha, bet that cleared your airways a treat

 

[pip]

When folk used to fall asleep on our local pub they would stick a fag paper to your eye brow and set it alite don't try this at home kids

 

[Laddey]

When folk used to fall asleep on our local pub they would stick a fag paper to your eye brow and set it alite don't try this at home kids

LOL. I fell asleep in R.E once, don't remember much about it though.

 

[evzy]

A bunch of matches in the eyelets of shoes/trainers - then light a couple on each foot and wake em up - tis teh funny (albeit dangerous so don't try this at home kids - we ruined a lads mondo expensive Nike's yrs ago with that gag)

Or take their shoes, stick them in a bag full of water, make sure its sealed..then stick it in a freezer. Lovely.

 

[Lamp]

You don't wanna fall asleep at work if you're an airline pilot

 

[Wonk]

You don't wanna fall asleep at work if you're an airline pilot

or a porn star

 

[evzy]

You don't wanna fall asleep at work if you're an airline pilot

Why?

Its not like they fly the planes anymore

 

[Lamp]

Why?

Its not like they fly the planes anymore

They do to land them

 

[Svartmetall]

I fell asleep on my break in work in July, but that was because I hadn't had any sleep for 4 days because of the fucking awful heatwave we had.

 

[Vladamir]

I fell asleep on my break in work in July, but that was because I hadn't had any sleep for 4 days because of the fucking awful heatwave we had.

You and your bloody heat qq

 

[evzy]

Pfft some planes dont even have pilots anymore - they are flown by monkeys.

 

[Deleted member 4013]

roflmao

 

[tris-]

I fell asleep on my break in work in July, but that was because I hadn't had any sleep for 4 days because of the fucking awful heatwave we had.

hahaha still complaining are ya?

 

[Ctuchik]

Hahahaha, bet that cleared your airways a treat

yeah, when i was able to breathe again

 

[Huntingtons]

i once fell asleep in my bed! with a man!:eek2: (dont try this at home kids!)

 

[Lamp]

i once fell asleep in my bed! with a man!:eek2: (dont try this at home kids!)

moving swiftly on...

 

[tris-]

that reminds me of my last holiday.
we had two double beds in one room so i dabsed one then the other 2 lads shared the other.

suffice to say morning glory doesnt go down well when its digging in your back.

 

[Pirkel]

I fell asleep on my break in work in July, but that was because I hadn't had any sleep for 4 days because of the fucking awful heatwave we had.

Relentless much?

 

[Pirkel]

suffice to say morning glory doesnt go down well when its digging in your back.

Youvebeensigged

 

[Nate]

do you think this can be on the same level as happyslapping btw? or is it different as the reason he is doing it is for a laugh rather then wanting to really piss someone off

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

Or someone might do this

I see youre unlucky enough to have gone to the UPSU - still got that hole in the ground called the ranch there or did they build a new SU? (my old uni)

 

[Pirkel]

Good advice Vladm8!

Unless you're a Professional Sleeper!

 

[liloe]

I fell asleep at university once and nobody woke me up, so the guy steps up to my desk, everybody's looking and he tells me that I can go if I'm not interested, damn that was harsh.

Another time a friend of mine fell asleep during a lecture and we others all went to eat. We left the room and like 15s later he came running out like: "Ah, I woke up and you were all gone" priceless face =)