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Post your funny shit here...
747 Rolls Off Map, 22 Dead
Today, shocked witnesses and campers alike beheld a gruesome scene as the 747 of cs_747 was released of its parking brake and rolled backward, plunging off the map into nothingness.
"I h-h-had no idea this would happen," CT member and survivor [UGP]SirScoots said, obviously still in shock over the earlier events. "I was s-s-sitting in my usual spot, camping - overlooking, I mean - the opening up top when this g-g-guy named DuckCheese radioed for help in the cockpit. I followed him there with m-m-my scope, using my zoom feature to marvel at his tightly well forme...um, anyway he said something about 'what's this lever do?' and t-t-then the plane rolled back over the side. It was a shame, a bloody shame."
Another unnamed survivor also accounted to seeing the plane roll backwards with two startled terrorists on the wings, too busy staring in their radio scopes to notice their inevitable fate. The plane rolled backwards to the side of the "runway" and slipped off into the choppy background. All 10 Terrorists, 4 hostages, and 8 Counter-Terrorists are feared dead or extremely confused.
"I'm kind of lonely now," said beta tester Cheet as he sat on a crate, overlooking the void where the 747 once was placed. "No one wants to play 747 with me anymore because there's no more plane! I think they should change the map name to cs_goofy_building_with_parking_lot or something to that effect. Maybe it would have better if the plane actually had engines, y'know? Oh well, I'm going to go make some hot pockets now."
I swear http://www.aeflux.com/enquirer/index.shtml is the funniest cs site ever.
747 Rolls Off Map, 22 Dead
Today, shocked witnesses and campers alike beheld a gruesome scene as the 747 of cs_747 was released of its parking brake and rolled backward, plunging off the map into nothingness.
"I h-h-had no idea this would happen," CT member and survivor [UGP]SirScoots said, obviously still in shock over the earlier events. "I was s-s-sitting in my usual spot, camping - overlooking, I mean - the opening up top when this g-g-guy named DuckCheese radioed for help in the cockpit. I followed him there with m-m-my scope, using my zoom feature to marvel at his tightly well forme...um, anyway he said something about 'what's this lever do?' and t-t-then the plane rolled back over the side. It was a shame, a bloody shame."
Another unnamed survivor also accounted to seeing the plane roll backwards with two startled terrorists on the wings, too busy staring in their radio scopes to notice their inevitable fate. The plane rolled backwards to the side of the "runway" and slipped off into the choppy background. All 10 Terrorists, 4 hostages, and 8 Counter-Terrorists are feared dead or extremely confused.
"I'm kind of lonely now," said beta tester Cheet as he sat on a crate, overlooking the void where the 747 once was placed. "No one wants to play 747 with me anymore because there's no more plane! I think they should change the map name to cs_goofy_building_with_parking_lot or something to that effect. Maybe it would have better if the plane actually had engines, y'know? Oh well, I'm going to go make some hot pockets now."
I swear http://www.aeflux.com/enquirer/index.shtml is the funniest cs site ever.
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Trem
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LOL good job m8
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old.D0LLySh33p
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So now the world know's I'm cheating
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Trem
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ahhh u dont cheat m8, we know that
/me fluffles sh33py
/me fluffles sh33py
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old.D0LLySh33p
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Heh...
/me elbows Jobs...
(they still don't realise how we sometimes get amazing scores...!)
/me elbows Jobs...
(they still don't realise how we sometimes get amazing scores...!)
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Trem
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Hehehe, ive seen Jobbie get amazing scores
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Skyler
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sigh.....
I'm Jobbies son!
We got more good scores than you dream of dolly :/
I'm Jobbies son!
We got more good scores than you dream of dolly :/
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old.jobbie
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heh, me and sky have some wicked scores, im still trying to beat his 88-3 on assault, grrrr
yes sky did used to own once
those were the days sky
my best ones still stand though,
108 on prodigy in 45 mins
oh btw these scores were from like beta 4.1, 5.2 days
i also got 42-0 as a hpb on militia back in beta 3.1
i still have all the screenies somewhere, keep them, bring back fond memorys of the good old days,
when i was a lad, etc, etc
yes sky did used to own once
those were the days sky
my best ones still stand though,
108 on prodigy in 45 mins
oh btw these scores were from like beta 4.1, 5.2 days
i also got 42-0 as a hpb on militia back in beta 3.1
i still have all the screenies somewhere, keep them, bring back fond memorys of the good old days,
when i was a lad, etc, etc
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Skyler
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Dad, it was 88 / 3 on facility
but yeah those were the days, we were ph34red, and raided the games inferno servers for 100+ scores lol
couldnt get over 90 really on bworlds, I only came close once ( 88 ) the rest were all like 70's and below.
ah well those definately were the days
but yeah those were the days, we were ph34red, and raided the games inferno servers for 100+ scores lol
couldnt get over 90 really on bworlds, I only came close once ( 88 ) the rest were all like 70's and below.
ah well those definately were the days
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old.D0LLySh33p
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Heh, and there I was liking me scores above 50 from beta 6.5 on the ol pcgamer server
(/me points *they were so cheating with the 80+ kills!!!*)
Heh, come to Q3 Jobs and lil'Jobs, me and Buffs will r0x an rail yer asses to next year
(/me points *they were so cheating with the 80+ kills!!!*)
Heh, come to Q3 Jobs and lil'Jobs, me and Buffs will r0x an rail yer asses to next year
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old.BuffySh33p
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not on our connection u wont dolly
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S-Gray
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Lol, i just watched it.. and i actually think its real.. the Yanks always take a hardline in everything so thats probably what they do everyday........ lol
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Tom
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Nah its gotta be fake, It's just too smooth. If it was real life, no way they would have that guy on his shoulder! And can u imagine the lawyers queueing up?
BTW for those nostalgic ppl, goto http://www.langames.net/ for old versions of cs
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BTW for those nostalgic ppl, goto http://www.langames.net/ for old versions of cs
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OMG how I laughed
LOL
They have a name generator on that langames site, so I did my name and it came up with:
falafel monkeyfanny
WTF!
LOL
They have a name generator on that langames site, so I did my name and it came up with:
falafel monkeyfanny
WTF!
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old.D0LLySh33p
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For want of something better to do...
JOBBIE SMELLS!
Gah, I hate it when you have nothing to do until 4 pm
JOBBIE SMELLS!
Gah, I hate it when you have nothing to do until 4 pm
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old.jobbie
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my poor pet lamb, 2 nights now even the newest noob is owining your wooly ass,
whats happening, u used to be semi ok at cs, now its like your playing with your knob,
you want some tips, hints, tactics on cs, let me know
let me know ill be happy to help you, heh
stop playing Deus Ex and Q3
try medal of honour, i just got it last night, very nice, better than wolfenstien i would say
quick tips
1 - shoot the enemy with a gun
2 - try and shoot them in the head
3 - dont rush the entire opposing team with a tmp
hope this helps,
uke:
whats happening, u used to be semi ok at cs, now its like your playing with your knob,
you want some tips, hints, tactics on cs, let me know
let me know ill be happy to help you, heh
stop playing Deus Ex and Q3
try medal of honour, i just got it last night, very nice, better than wolfenstien i would say
quick tips
1 - shoot the enemy with a gun
2 - try and shoot them in the head
3 - dont rush the entire opposing team with a tmp
hope this helps,
uke:
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throdgrain
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lol ive passed on my insane attacking methods to dollysh33p
hey m8 i'll give you a game of q3 if you like...
/throd smells revenge ...
hey m8 i'll give you a game of q3 if you like...
/throd smells revenge ...
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old.D0LLySh33p
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Originally posted by jobbie
my poor pet lamb, 2 nights now even the newest noob is owining your wooly ass,
whats happening, u used to be semi ok at cs, now its like your playing with your knob,
you want some tips, hints, tactics on cs, let me know
let me know ill be happy to help you, heh
stop playing Deus Ex and Q3
try medal of honour, i just got it last night, very nice, better than wolfenstien i would say
quick tips
1 - shoot the enemy with a gun
2 - try and shoot them in the head
3 - dont rush the entire opposing team with a tmp
hope this helps,
Gawd dang you fewl.
Ain't my fault I'm playing like a n00b, I'm just trying to emulate j00.
As for the advice, pffft. The TMP ownz you
Though I thought I was at least ok at CS though
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old.D0LLySh33p
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Originally posted by throdgrain
lol ive passed on my insane attacking methods to dollysh33p
hey m8 i'll give you a game of q3 if you like...
/throd smells revenge ...
Would play ya m8 but ISDN is just too crap for net play. Especially at the moment as not only do me and Buffy have to contend with our housemates and their 'surfing' the net whilst we play but also the crap BT patented lag spikes that happen every minute
How did the Q2 ownage go last night by the way?
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i use isdn for q3 np m8 steady 50 ping mostly
ahhh... please dont even mention the q2 match last night it was the worst game we have ever plyd lol!
in fact i think it may well herald the demise of a {KEA} q2 team in savage tbh
never mind we want to get beat at cs now instead
ahhh... please dont even mention the q2 match last night it was the worst game we have ever plyd lol!
in fact i think it may well herald the demise of a {KEA} q2 team in savage tbh
never mind we want to get beat at cs now instead
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old.D0LLySh33p
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Heh, if you ever need two lamers you can always ask me and Buffs to play
Yeah, isdn is good for Q3, ping of 50-60 mostly, but like I said, our housemates are 'another' matter.
Yeah, isdn is good for Q3, ping of 50-60 mostly, but like I said, our housemates are 'another' matter.