Dollysh33p is the father of my child

[Trem]

Well he is!

 

[Wilier]

I hope that makes you MRS Tremor.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Tremor you need help.

A lot of help.

ps. It's true people, I am the father of Tremor's child. However, this causes problems... You see if I'm the love child of Jobbie then that would mean that Jobs is now a grandfather. Truly an old man. What is worse is that I am sleeping with Mrs. Jobs as of right now, so that would mean that I'm going out with my dad's wife. But then who was my mother... Well, simply put, Tremor is my mother. He and Jobbie got together one night and had me. Then I had Tremor. Then Mrs. Jobs. Then I think Jobs. Then Tremor again.

Yeahhhhh

 

[old.Mr Crapini]

You don't by any chance live in North America, live by a river and play the banjo do u Dolly ??

 

[Summo]

The ol' chicken-and-egg dilemma.

*ponder*

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by D0LLySh33p
Tremor you need help.

A lot of help.

ps. It's true people, I am the father of Tremor's child. However, this causes problems... You see if I'm the love child of Jobbie then that would mean that Jobs is now a grandfather. Truly an old man. What is worse is that I am sleeping with Mrs. Jobs as of right now, so that would mean that I'm going out with my dad's wife. But then who was my mother... Well, simply put, Tremor is my mother. He and Jobbie got together one night and had me. Then I had Tremor. Then Mrs. Jobs. Then I think Jobs. Then Tremor again.

Yeahhhhh

Damn u r good Dolly m8, i shall post another scandalous rumour 2nite

 

[old.jobbie]

heh your both bonkers, bloody loons

give me a laugh before work anyways

cheers



btw Dolly, Buffy is my bitch and killy is our secret love child

 

[throdgrain]

I'm scared

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by throdgrain
I'm scared

Ahhh dont be scared,cum 'ere and sit on me knee, there, there.............ooooh u dirty boy
Well Dolly said the CS forum was slow so i thought id spruce it up a bit Throd

 

[throdgrain]

Well you've done that

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

/me gives Tremor some candy for giving the CS forum somthing to laugh about...

*come here little boy...*

ps. Jobs, you can have Buffy and Killy, I want Mrs. Jobs. And how old are your children? I'll take anything over sixteen. If there's grass in the wicket then you can play cricket

 

[old.©h®°n°]

Trem :crys: you taking dollysh33p over meh :crys again:

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by ©h®°n°
Trem :crys: you taking dollysh33p over meh :crys again:

Well u treat this place like a hotel u cow
No cause not chrono its just that dolly plays CS and ive grown fond of the fluffy lickle chap, now if u played CS our relationship wud blossom,but 4 now dolly has filled the void in my heart while u r away

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by D0LLySh33p
/me gives Tremor some candy for giving the CS forum somthing to laugh about...

*come here little boy...*

ps. Jobs, you can have Buffy and Killy, I want Mrs. Jobs. And how old are your children? I'll take anything over sixteen. If there's grass in the wicket then you can play cricket

Oh dear god,Jobbie will not be happy,im fooking leaving if he cums on CS 2nite

 

[old.©h®°n°]

Trem, i want 2 become best fwiends wiv you, on MSN 2nite tell me which cs server you are going in and ill cum and play with you...
interpret that how you wish

 

[old.Mr Crapini]

Hmmm it looks as though soon we are going to be inundated with wooly CS playing banjoists with webbed feet/hooves.

 

[throdgrain]

This is CS you know.... we already are!

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Mr Crapini
Hmmm it looks as though soon we are going to be inundated with wooly CS playing banjoists with webbed feet/hooves.

LMAO Squeeeeeeal piggy, u got prurty lips.

 

[Trem]

And wot the fuck is this new-since-last-nite clicking sound i get when i page back or forward,stoopid XP.

 

[throdgrain]

ive got that on this pc here at work ,which has win 98 .

 

[Trem]

Damn Bill Gates,the bastard,i liked me old clicking sound

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Hmmm, methinks this has begun to get too far.

THERE's nothing wrong with being inbred!

Heh, Chrono, why won't you play with anyone else? Why is Tremor so important!!!? Please play with throdgrain, I have the video camera all set-up

 

[Trem]

Throd aint as young as he used 2 be so go steady with him Chrono(only joking dad)

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Hmmm, methinks someone had better explain the dad connection to me

 

[Trem]

Throd quite luckily gained a son by adoption(me)when i was new to this dear forum, u see i had been on CS wid him b4 and he was kind 2 me,only shot me 6 times etc so this led me 2 ask him for sum avatar advice(which incidently he didnt have a clue )and obviously this led to him being my father, a bond that is as strong as......let me think............ahhhh, as strong as silly string!

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

/me weeps.

I wanna be your father!!!

WAHHHH!

 

[Trem]

Theres a mother vacancy going if u want that ma?U still got milk in yr boobies?

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

:touch: :touch: :touch: :touch:


















You ride that stick bwoy Billy-Bob!

 

[Trem]

Yeeehaaaa,i's gonna get me a squirrel pie cletus.

 

[old.Mr Crapini]

hermaphrodite/: n. & adj. n. 1a Zool, an animal having both male and female sexual organs. b Bot. a plant having stamens and pistils in the same flower. 2 a human being in which both male and female sex organs are present, or in which the sex organs contain both ovarian and testicular tissue. 3 a person or thing combining opposite qualities or characteristics. adj. 1 combining both sexes. 2 combining opposite qualities or characteristics. uke: