Doin anythin special this Valentines?

[Xtro]

Originally posted by Wij
Hmm, you'll probably end up shagging a loaf of Warburtons

Pfft cheeky

I always loved hot buns anyway...what's your address again m8?

 

[Xtro]

oh and..

Roses Are Red
Grass Is Green
There's the Fucking Kitchen
Get the Tea On.

That usually works...er...honest.

 

[Summo]

Roses are red,
My penis is blue,
Not that you've noticed,
You frigid fucking cow.

 

[mank!]

Summo dates m00's

NONE OF THESE SHALL EVER GO OUT WITH YOU SUMMO!

 

[old.Fweddy]

Aww poor Summo. Forced to have a dairy free Valentines Day.

 

[lovedaddy]

could have, should have?

would have been doing something nice.... if I hadn't cranked up a ditch of the g/f friday night just gone (started a I'm off all week, why dont we do something together crap - couldn't be arsed, so I called it a day).

Soooo.... I'm thinking either out on the lash with the lads, or find out who the card was from that was left on my desk today.

 

[bodhi]

Postie Postie do not linger
Down with the panties
And up with the finger.




On Valentines Day I just might wank all over my snowboard. Cos it is dead sexeh. And needs waxed. Two birds with one masterbation. Result!

 

[whipped]

I'm getting the keys for my new house on the 14th \o/. That's going to be my missus' Valentines present.

I think she'll understand.

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by bodhi
Postie Postie do not linger
Down with the panties
And up with the finger.




On Valentines Day I just might wank all over my snowboard. Cos it is dead sexeh. And needs waxed. Two birds with one masterbation. Result!

He's home!

Have fun bods?

 

[doh_boy]

he may want to look at these threads...

pimp thread

another pimp thread

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by mank!


He's home!

Have fun bods?

Had a wicked time mate. Managed to suss out snowboarding (It normally takes 2-3 trips to do this) finally, and managed to hit a tree on the last day. We were snowed in for 3-4 days, so we completed Devil May Cry, Gran Turismo Concept and Wipeout Fusion. All in all, a pretty damn good holiday. Oh and weed is half the price in Switzerland that is is here. Much stocking up ensued.

 

[caLLous]

Bastard. And here's me running around like a blue arsed fly trying to find a quarter of decent grass.

 

[Testin da Cable]

there are 14 coffeeshops within 10 minutes walk of my flat. there are prolly more, but I can name 14. no, I do not take tennants and Scooba's in my basement already.

 

[Sar]

Spending the weekend with the gf at hers.

Prolly do the whole meal & cinema thing as well.

 

[Sir Frizz]

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was p 1 ssed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

 

[leggy]

Food and sex.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by leggy
Food and sex.

Ditto, although not necessarily in that order, or indeed separately

"cream dear?"

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by leggy
Food and sex.

Wrong way round shurely Leg? Unless you fuck the sheep when they're dead?

 

[leggy]

Don't underestimate masterbation with a fillet steak.

 

[SNR]

I get american conquest as my valentines pressie Also the rise of nations beta contest is on that day too

 

[Sar]

Just back from a fun filled weekend with the gf :wub:

Excellent time was had, back for more tomorrow night - I need to sleep tonight ffs

 

[Teh Krypt]

Very special. I got things in the post. FEAR!

 

[Summo]

Anthrax?

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Summo
Anthrax?

 

[Testin da Cable]

I've done some evil things. reminds me...must see if I've gotten results heh

 

[Sar]

Remember, '+' means you're preggers Teedles.

 

[old.Fweddy]

I got an envelope in the post on Valentines Day and I could see it was a card through the paper so I was fairly excited (not in that way, pervs) I ripped it open to find a birthday card that my cousin sent early because he was going to Tenerife for two weeks.

I was not happy.

 

[Testin da Cable]

just checked the logfiles. no results. HAHAHA

 

[Sar]

That means it has no soul and is therefore the reincarnation of the source of all evil on earth: Bill Gates Snr

 

[old.ignus]

heres a weird one, I got a card when I got home after work at 11.30pm it wasn't there when I had my break at about 4pm. My name and adress was on it but with no stamp so it must have been specially delievered. It reads: "To blue peugeot bloke (Thats me) happy valentines days sweet stuff! love from your secret admirer." Interrogation of family members has shown nothing so far and I may have to begin the torture methods but I have no idea who it could be. The only girl I've been seeing recently decided to stay with her boyfriend after shagging me behind his back so I doubt its her.
Personally I think its a joke card but has anyong else had this sort of thing?