Doin anythin special this Valentines?

[S-Gray]

Well?!

Taking your ladies out for a romantic dinner for 2 at a posh restaurant or gettin a bag of chips?

Or you gonna have a "cosy night in"...

heh what about Cards? Flowers? Presents? What you gonna get the girl you like/love?

Just wondering..

 

[Testin da Cable]

I will be more than willing to kill anyone who gushes anything about valantine this valantines

 

[.cage]

a CDR of michael jackson - bad

(no, not really)

 

[Wij]

Decorating...

 

[Krazeh]

i'm gonna stay in by myself cos i'm single and i fuckin hate valentines day

 

[Embattle]

Most probably play C&C:Generals

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Wij
Decorating...

Speaking of the decorators........they will probably be in and I will be on the computer.......If you get my drift

 

[Wij]

Paint those red walls white

 

[]SK[]

Im moving into my first house on the 14th \o/

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Wij
Paint those red walls white

You know what its like, it would be like trying to shag a tazmanian devil, besides I don't wanna earn my red wings, oh no sir, no way

 

[Xtro]

Shagging.

Preferably someone with a pulse, not fussy though tbh. If I take the Tesco bag off and it happens to be female that's a plus too.

 

[Wij]

Hmm, you'll probably end up shagging a loaf of Warburtons

 

[FatBusinessman]

Hovis, Wij, Hovis. Give the man some credit

 

[mank!]

It just took me ages to reply to this thread because my cat decided to sit on my mouse and try to bite me whenever I went near it.

I'll be doing fuck all. Never done anything on Valentines, never sent a card or anything. I'm also single atm so yeah. Valentines is such a load of shit

 

[Testin da Cable]

mank = cat fiddla!!1

 

[old.TUG]

I AREN'T SINGLE! So I am pissed off.

Usually I am single so Valentines Day is piss cheap.

Getting my ickle sweetie a white gold n diamond ring, a cute teddy, a red rose and I'll write her a lovely letter revealing my feelings from deep inside my heart... uke:

Then, I'll cook her a meal (bag of chips) and... do the "cosy night in" business

I have turned into a soppy cunt

 

[[PS]Riddler]

Im working late on friday and she has to babysit, so were doing something on saturday instead, probebly go to see amovie or something

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by old.TUG

I have turned into a soppy cunt

deh troo TUG shining throoo

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by old.TUG
Getting my ickle sweetie a white gold n diamond ring, a cute teddy, a red rose and I'll write her a lovely letter revealing my feelings from deep inside my heart... uke:

Meeting her at the playground gates ?

 

[throdgrain]

Valentines day, like fathers day, or great-aunties day, or whatever.
Just another opportunity for businesses to mug you lot off :/

 

[old.TUG]

To teh Wijman: no comment!1

Anyone got any well shit poems to write in her card?

 

[Testin da Cable]

roses aer red,
chocolates may follow
I'd love you more,
if only you'd swallow!!

 

[mank!]

You could always try this by EE Cummings:

may i feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she


(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she


(let's go said he
not too far said she
what's too far said he
where you are said she)


may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she


may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you're willing said he
(but you're killing said she


but it's life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she


(tiptop said he
don't stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she


(cccome?said he
ummm said she)
you're divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)

 

[old.TUG]

/me prints out and sticks in card

Well, i aint writing all that out am I?!

roses are red
and you're not a nun
so bend the fuck over
and lets have some fun

 

[shadow`]

roses are red
violets are blue

some poems rhyme
this one doesnt



HAHAHJAHJDGASAS

 

[.cage]

roses are red, violets are blue
i would fuck you, if you weren't such a jew!

 

[danger]

Originally posted by shadow`
roses are red
violets are blue

some poems rhyme
this one doesnt



HAHAHJAHJDGASAS

tbfh....

 

[FatBusinessman]

Mmmtwak....

 

[danger]

FB... You should get the twak thing tatood on your forehead.... twould look sooooooooooooooooo coool

 

[FatBusinessman]

Uh-huh.