Does your gf/wife

[Himse]

Missed the poiint i see, i meant "my documents tetris" folder.

Aka, why hide porn if you're not gonna hide it well.

I was more pointing to the fact that you're talking about people saying no / single?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I was more pointing to the fact that you're talking about people saying no / single?

Well it was funny how "pathetic" it looked, even if not, when 50% say no and other 50% say they're single

 

[Himse]

Well it was funny how "pathetic" it looked, even if not, when 50% say no and other 50% say they're single

Except some people are saying yes?

not really 50% is it?

I just think you're statement was kinda out of order, i know you didnt so much mean harm but yeah.

 

[Laddey]

Except some people are saying yes?

not really 50% is it?

I just think you're statement was kinda out of order, i know you didnt so much mean harm but yeah.

Afternoon Himseybby

 

[Himse]

Afternoon Himseybby

<3 xx

 

[old.Tohtori]

Except some people are saying yes?

not really 50% is it?

I just think you're statement was kinda out of order, i know you didnt so much mean harm but yeah.

Looked, past tense, and i had voted single too.

As much out of order as a black guy calling himself with the n word.

It was 50% at the time.

Let it go.

 

[Vasconcelos]

I read on one of them 100 fact sites that you are 5 times as likly to shake hands with a woman who has masturbated and not washed her hand than you are a bloke. Makes we wonder how many woman have a cheeky play at there desks ect Blokes would win easy if we could get awy with it.

Thank god ppl around here kiss female acquaintances in each cheek instead shaking hands

 

[Chronictank]

Well it was funny how "pathetic" it looked, even if not, when 50% say no and other 50% say they're single

i find it amusing you automatically assumed it wasnt true
low self esteem? (read between the lines)

 

[old.Tohtori]

i find it amusing you automatically assumed it wasnt true
You suck donkey balls.
low self esteem? (read between the lines)

that's rude!

Nah, i've not been in a relationship where i've lived with someone. My ex-roomie-girl kept hers on her bed, so there wasn't much hiding.

 

[Eeben]

Own a dildo, clit tickler etc.

Anything to please herself, accept from fingers.

nope. But we have talkt about buying one tho.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

its quite funny going into anne summers with the gf and having a good old talk to the assitants regarding whats the best dildo to get her off..........

 

[Chronictank]

that's rude!

Nah, i've not been in a relationship where i've lived with someone. My ex-roomie-girl kept hers on her bed, so there wasn't much hiding.

hm not sure if you took the joke as intended or read it as something else

(by low self esteem i referig to lacking in the c*** department)

 

[old.Tohtori]

hm not sure if you took the joke as intended or read it as something else

(by low self esteem i referig to lacking in the c*** department)

Read the quote i posted from you again, between the lines, i counter-joked your a**

And i'm not lacking! I'm just lacking in the regular department

 

[Sharma]

My mum does, had the unfortunate accident of coming across this stash while looking for a network cable.. :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

My mum does, had the unfortunate accident of coming across this stash while looking for a network cable.. :/

PfffrttttAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*falls off chair laughing at own thought*

Sharma: "Oh me oh my where is that network cable...hmm...maybe in me mums underwear drawer!"

*composes himself*

I'll be good...thih...

 

[Case]

why even ask this question at all?

 

[Laddey]

why even ask this question at all?

Why not, interesting discussion!

 

[Eeben]

Why not, interesting discussion!

more interesting ! does ezteq have one and will she post a picture of it? :

 

[Olgaline]

My mum does, had the unfortunate accident of coming across this stash while looking for a network cable.. :/

poor sod, you have my sympathies, thats irreparable mental damage right there

 

[old.Tohtori]

poor sod, you have my sympathies, thats irreparable mental damage right there

Irreparable damage would be to find out it's not his mum who owns it.

Try to get THAT mental image out.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Irreparable damage would be to find out it's not his mum who owns it.

Try to get THAT mental image out.

Or even twisting the concept a bit more

Try grasping the idea of not finding the "object" laid in the floor or hidden in a closet but instead, stuck inside the owner (not ur mom)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Or even twisting the concept a bit more

Try grasping the idea of not finding the "object" laid in the floor or hidden in a closet but instead, stuck inside the owner (not ur mom)

I can take it a step further:

Held by your mum!

 

[Olgaline]

Irreparable damage would be to find out it's not his mum who owns it.

Try to get THAT mental image out.

daddy is a perv ? eew

such vivid imaginations

 

[Wonk]

daddy is a perv ? eew

such vivid imaginations

I think he meant his turtle.

 

[cHodAX]

Docwolfe owns a prostate tickler...




well that is what he calls my cock anyway!

 

[cHodAX]

My mum does, had the unfortunate accident of coming across this stash while looking for a network cable.. :/

You poor poor bastard. There are just some things a son should never know and that is one of them.

 

[russell]

I am a girl. I am happily married but have quite a high, how shall we put it, 'drive'.

I have shed loads of toys. As do ALL my friends.
Its no biggy - its perfectly normal. Get a grip

I bet all your wives/ gf's do!!

Just as you ALL fiddle and use porn ( just some dont admit it-?).
We fiddle and use toys.
Why not?
I makes life good fun

 

[old.Tohtori]

I am a girl. I am happily married but have quite a high, how shall we put it, 'drive'.

I have shed loads of toys. As do ALL my friends.
Its no biggy - its perfectly normal. Get a grip

I bet all your wives/ gf's do!!

Just as you ALL fiddle and use porn ( just some dont admit it-?).
We fiddle and use toys.
Why not?
I makes life good fun

Oh gods russell, didn't anyone warn you of this place?! FHOT is worse then that S&G place in that epic bible trilogy!

Run! RUN!!!

Have to agree though, everyone most likely has a toy, as much as every man watches porn and fiddles the pied piper(charmed *grin*)

 

[Eeben]

I am a girl. I am happily married but have quite a high, how shall we put it, 'drive'.

I have shed loads of toys. As do ALL my friends.
Its no biggy - its perfectly normal. Get a grip

I bet all your wives/ gf's do!!

Just as you ALL fiddle and use porn ( just some dont admit it-?).
We fiddle and use toys.
Why not?
I makes life good fun

pictures or it didnt happen!!!

im pretty sure mine doesnt have one! since she askt me to buy her one..

 

[soze]

A female in a post about masturbation and sex toys this could get messy