does your boss know you?

[tris-]

i was going into work last week and the club owner was stood at the door. as usual, i attempted to walk through the door (like you do). and he started shouting "QUEUE QUEUE" and i said "i work here" then he shouted "QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE" and i said "but i work here" and he said "GET IN THE QUEUE" then i said "i work here mate" then he said "ok get your self in".

so clearly my boss has no idea who i am but he was quite willing to let me in just because i said i worked there. very strange ffs

 

[crispy]

Get a job where people care bout ehat you do

 

[CorNokZ]

Been working the same place for 3½ year now.. My boss, who won Idols five years ago and now work at a grocerystore, knows me quite well

 

[Tilda]

My boss sees me come in, comes into my office and makes me a cup of coffee. R0x job

 

[Huntingtons]

im my own boss so yes i damn well know myself!

besides im unemployed

 

[eksdee]

my boss got sacked this week for having a hooker in the building and stealing money out of the safe to buy cocaine.

awesomes.

edit: on the topic, the other two managers at work (of which i am the third) are my friends, so it's all good. before i was a manger we got on really well which i guess helped me get promoted.

 

[Fafnir]

my boss got sacked this week for having a hooker in the building and stealing money out of the safe to buy cocaine.

awesomes.

edit: on the topic, the other two managers at work (of which i am the third) are my friends, so it's all good. before i was a manger we got on really well which i guess helped me get promoted.

Huntingtons was your boss????

Well my boss knows who i am, so do every other person from the CEO to the cleaning lady... Everyone knows the monkey, the monkey is clueless...

 

[tris-]

Get a job where people care bout ehat you do

then i might have to work hard

 

[Lamp]

Could be worse. Could be a huge fat bloke who fancies you for a boss.

-Steve, can you come into my office please
*Steve walks into boss's office*
-Steve, close the door please
**clunk**
-Steve, pull the blinds down
**swoosh**
-Steve, how badly do you want that promotion and pay rise ?
***5 minutes later***
-Steve, pick the tissues up on your way out. Good boy. See you again tomorrow !

 

[Vladamir]

You frigid tosser Lamp. You obviously don't want it enough if you won't swallow.

 

[Lamp]

Would you take a mouthful of Harry Munk from someone who looked like this ?

 

[CorNokZ]

A/s/l?

 

[Olgaline]

my boss just turned 2½

the rest are just space fillers

 

[preacherboy]

lol I don't even know who my boss is so I doubt he fooking noes me I work at DHL think all want to be my boss to many cheifs not enough indians imo

 

[Raven]

I thought you fitted blinds?

 

[preacherboy]

Deal fell through due to storage space

 

[tris-]

wasnt is a multi million ££ contract or something?

sorry to seem rude, but you talk + type on here so retardly, how exactly did you make your own business and become that sucesful?

 

[Mephz]

Deal fell through due to storage space

Don't really need a lot of space for blinds pip?

 

[Overdriven]

lol I don't even know who my boss is so I doubt he fooking noes me I work at DHL think all want to be my boss to many cheifs not enough indians imo

So you made £250,000 from the DHL a few months back?

 

[Golena]

So you made £250,000 from the DHL a few months back?

It's all about stealing the right stuff from work you see!

 

[preacherboy]

When you drive fork truck and best mate drives a 7.5 ton

 

[eksdee]

wasnt is a multi million ££ contract or something?

sorry to seem rude, but you talk + type on here so retardly, how exactly did you make your own business and become that sucesful?

quoted for epic irony.

 

[tris-]

quoted for epic irony.

yes my spelling sux too, but pip sounds like he is mentally retarded in most of his posts

 

[preacherboy]

yes my spelling sux too, but pip sounds like he is mentally retarded in most of his posts

Take a leaf out your advatar

 

[pikeh]

sigh

 

[Nate]

I'm a contractor, so who is my boss? the agency or big mega BT boss in his tower of communicationaldh000m? I don't think either of them would know me if I bumped in to em..saying that, I'd probably make sure they do..as everyone should know of my awesomeness..

 

[Heta]

my boss knows me too well

 

[haarewin]

all my managers know me, thats 3 line managers (only 1 is actually my line manager), and our store, group and area managers. they like me for some reason.
i'm inclined to agree with pip that there are too many chiefs and not enough indians.

 

[Imgormiel]

Why don't you all admit it? Royal Mail pwns all u mofo's!

 

[Mojo]

Why don't you all admit it? Royal Mail pwns all u mofo's!

It's better than self owning.