Does size matter?

[throdgrain]

Not in India it don't.

Hehheh, childish giggles etc I asked a bloke at work, he said it definately didnt apply to him. I nodded a lot

 

[old.Tohtori]

Size matters, but who cares?

 

[DaGaffer]

Fuck me Throd, that story is from 2006!

I thought this was kind of common knowledge anyway? Africans>Europeans>Asians.

 

[throdgrain]

lol oh, I saw it on BBC yesterday when at work

 

[old.user4556]

I thought this was kind of common knowledge anyway? Africans>Europeans>Asians.

That seems to be the case in the pr0n that I watch too

 

[old.Tohtori]

That seems to be the case in the pr0n that I watch too

Animals don't count.

 

[old.user4556]

Why not?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well...well...

Damn, got me there

 

[Wij]

Elephant>Horse>Human>Gorilla>Mouse>Throd

 

[TdC]

I wonder if wearing a smaller one would be pleasant?

 

[Trem]

I wonder if wearing a smaller one would be pleasant?

Any smaller and you would be wearing a Dutch cap.

 

[TdC]

you'll forgive me for not knowing what that is I am sure

 

[tris-]

Size matters for Trem because his dick is smaller than the average clitoris.

 

[Yoni]

you'll forgive me for not knowing what that is I am sure

See above

 

[TdC]

aha. never heard of it referred to as a dutch cap before though o0

 

[Trem]

Size matters for Trem because his dick is smaller than the average clitoris.

Its still bigger than your clitoris.

 

[Jaberwocky]

Arn't most condom sizes bases on girth rather than length?

 

[Shagrat]

See above

ew arent those the things you can buy for 1p from sweet shops, theyre filled with sherbet.

not putting sherbet anywhere near my willy, it would sting.

:worthy:

 

[nath]

not putting sherbet anywhere near my willy, it would sting.

What if you find a chick who *really* likes sherbet?

 

[00dave]

I wonder if wearing a smaller one would be pleasant?

Nope, just makes it difficult to stay up with all the blood being restricted and the lack of sensation.

But does wearing a ribbed one inside out make you selfish?

 

[Shagrat]

What if you find a chick who *really* likes sherbet?

well rules always have to have exceptions dont they. Who am I to deny a woman something to dip in her sherbet.

 

[Yoni]

I find menthol sweets more amusing *cackles*

 

[00dave]

oh now that is evil

 

[nath]

But does wearing a ribbed one inside out make you selfish?

There was also the thing about a condom which has a slight anaesthetic so that you can last longer. Or you can turn it inside out and there's no need to wake anyone up.

Frankie > *