Do you prefer the truth or sugar coated nonceness?

Sugar coated guff or turd-infested bluntness?

  • I like to be protected from the big bad truth!

    Votes: 4 9.5%
  • I like to know if my No Frills Bog Roll will stain my fingernails.

    Votes: 33 78.6%
  • I don't know - you're just disgusting!

    Votes: 5 11.9%

  • Total voters
    42
  • Poll closed .

Paradroid

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..I use shaving oil to avoid razor burn.

But if you get your way and every advert was up-front, with no frills, you'd have ronseal and cillit bang commercials 24/7. That would do me 'ed in.
 

DaGaffer

Down With That Sorta Thing
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Shaving oil fucks up your razor blades even faster though - all the gaps between the blades get gunked up with it; I tried to use King of Shaves when I started travelling (less space in the wash bag), good shave, but I was getting through Mach 3s every few shaves.
 

Ch3tan

I aer teh win!!
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You just have to rinse under hot water after every few strokes, I swear by King of shaves oil, the new silicon one is even smoother.
 

Kryten

Old Cow.
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Ronseal I can put up with. It does what it says on the tin.

On the other hand, Cillit Bang - well for one it's bollocks and for two it stars that overpaid moronic actor.
 

Ch3tan

I aer teh win!!
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We have used Killit bang for cleaning at work before, far cheaper than the real thing, and you can tell it cleans well by the way it removes your skin as you scrub
 

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