Do you know what these are

[Bahumat]

So far 4 people from Denmark and 2 from Sweden dont know what a Crumpet is.

A Crumpet is a round thing you put in the toaster, you put jam and butter on it...oh yeah it has holes in it...mini ones....check google.

also Custard, its used for deserts...most famous use is on apple pie or in a trifle.

ok copy the template and answer accordingley

1) Country
2) Do you know what Crumpet is?
3) Do you know what Custard is?
4) Whats 3 called in your language
5) Whats 4 called in your language


Ok if your English dont fill this in.

 

[Bluevixen]

1. Holland
2. A crumpet is a sexy woman?
3. A cartoon friend of Roobarb
4. 3
5. 4

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lil look on crumpet on google revealed this:

http://www.gordonanderson.ca/Chronicle/19/images/P3207085%20%20%20Crumpet%20&%20Jam%20%20%20.jpg

I don't know what the f*ck that is but i sure wouldn't eat one

Custard on the other hand, well, it's called kastike, but kastike also means sauce...i dunno...strange thread...strange finland...strange world.

 

[liloe]

1) Country
Germany / France
2) Do you know what Crumpet is?
Totally not, dict.leo tells me it's a sexy woman or some tea thing
3) Do you know what Custard is?
I got no idea
4) Whats 3 called in your language
drei / trois
5) Whats 4 called in your language
vier / quatre

 

[Conchabar]

LOLOLOLOL how can u not know what a crumpet is

 

[Hansmoleman]

LOLOLOLOL how can u not know what a crumpet is

tohorti saying he wouldnt eat one disturbs me more

 

[Mojo]

1) UK
2) HELL YES
3) OFC
4) Crumpet
5) Custard

 

[Cozak]

1) UK
2) HELL YES
3) OFC
4) Crumpet
5) Custard

xDD Where you from? I dont call 3 and 4 crumpet and custard in my part of the UK

 

[Mojo]

xDD Where you from? I dont call 3 and 4 crumpet and custard in my part of the UK

Cardiff, and i have never heard them called anything else tbh

 

[Naffets]

Everyone knows its

One, Two, Crumpet, Custard, Five, Six....

 

[Mikah75]

lol ive found lots of people dont know what they are too

god i hate crumpets.... absolutely minging, rather chew on a sponge

 

[Gotrag]

1) UK
2) HELL YES
3) OFC
4) DEVIL MUFFIN
5) Custard

I agree with you accept for one thing that i changed

 

[cog]

Crumpets and marmite <3

 

[Himse]

Crumpets and marmite <3

eww wtf.

 

[Himse]

England
Crumpet
Custard
3
4

asif you dont know what a crumpet is :< its like a english legend :O

 

[Ame]

Strange, my friends (IRL) was talking about crumpts today...
e
... Is it international crumpet eating day today?

 

[Ame]

1) Afghanistan
2) Like a trumpet but with a C instead of the T
3) Colonol Custard on Cluedo? How could I forget!
4) trés
5) tu madre es más barata en el invierno

 

[old.Tohtori]

What i hate is the fact that some of you british think everyone should know all your spotted dicks and crumpets.

You probly don't know all finnish foods so kindly leave that "lol foreigner" out of it.

Not being unreasonable, just pissed off about it.

 

[Bahumat]

What i hate is the fact that some of you british think everyone should know all your spotted dicks and crumpets.

You probly don't know all finnish foods so kindly leave that "lol foreigner" out of it.

Not being unreasonable, just pissed off about it.

Completely agree with you.

 

[Ezteq]

hehehe im still mortified that we actually have a puddle called spotted dick tbh so you wont catch me bragging about it, my bf's family calls jam rolly polly "dead baby" which i find pretty grim.

Crumpets are loooovely specially with jam Mmm, though i must say i am impressed with lightly toasted bagels, and those waffles that you put in the toaster too theyre nice.

 

[Dandare]

lol ive found lots of people dont know what they are too

god i hate crumpets.... absolutely minging, rather chew on a sponge

I agree mate,used to have them as child but the look and texture remind me of those Alive sponges brought from the bottom of the sea.
Some pretty old fashioned foods there tho imo,like Spotted Dick lol,ain't that something us Brits ate at Junoir school and my wife buys me When I've been a good boi

 

[Conchabar]

lets go rome and have door mouse o0

 

[Ixnay]

Lol hilarious thread

1) England
2) Yes, but its not a crumpet, its a piclet!
3) Aye, its the stuff that goes on concrete cake
4) free
5) fo'

 

[Ezteq]

/vote change crumpets name to piclets

 

[Ame]

/vote change crumpets name to edible sponges

 

[Ezteq]

lol i actually ate a sponge when i was a nipper, didnt taste like crumpet... piclet at all!

also in the Ez's unrecommendable eats section we have:

Crayons, not too taisty but make your teeth purdy colours!

Candles, anyone spotting a wax theme?

Pears soap, Mmm it smells sooo nice, just one bite is sure to be heavenly.. wait no aaarrrghh its all a lie!! it doesnt taste as good as it looks or smells!!

The little wooden bits behind woodchip wall paper, Hay its Woody and Paisty!

Copydex, to see if it tastes like turkey too!

Blue Tack, poor mans chewing gum... Its Minging Kids!

Pine cone, works for squirrels.

Random wooden pole, Mmm splintery!

Pencils, Splintery and leaddy!

Biro's, extra crunchy.

Slugs, but was only 2 at the time so knew no better.

Bones, All the marrow!!!

A Pillow, but was dreaming about eating roast chicken at the time so doesnt reeeeeeeeally count.

yep i have ingested all or at least part of these objects listed and let me assure you none of them taisted like tea time crumpets.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Talk about an eating disorder

As a kid,i ate none of that stuff, i ate food.

 

[Ezteq]

Talk about an eating disorder

.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

/flicks away a tear

ah he still got it!

 

[Aoln]

You missed out tbh, eating random crap is a part of childhood everyone should experience

 

[old.Tohtori]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

/flicks away a tear

ah he still got it!

*bows*

Not as frequently as i used to, but that's married life for ya.

My mistress, Betty Le Work is a ....well...leave it at that.

You missed out tbh, eating random crap is a part of childhood everyone should experience

I don't think that putting a snail up my nose and making gourmé dinners out of paint and industrial foam woud have changed my view of the world that much.