Do you have "Gay" traits?

[DaGaffer]

Now I'm in Belize I can get US telly and last night I was watching The Colbert Report on Comedy Central, and there was a feature about an article in New York magazine on how scientists have discovered a bunch of traits that statistically appear much more frequently amongst gay men than in the rest of the population; left-handedness, index-finger longer than ring-finger, anti-clockwise hair whorl etc. The feature was really funny, so I logged on to New York magazine and read the whole article.

Wow, I should be gay. The only thing that seems to have made me straight is that I was first-born (the odds of being gay goes up 33% for a second child and 33% again for a third etc.), other than that, I've got almost all the traits they talk about apart from the voice. Quite a surprise I can tell ya. Oh, well explains why a manly-man like me is good at interior decoration

So, which gay traits do YOU have?

 

[JBP|]

It was once alleged that i ran like a gay, but as i havn't run anywhere since my last P.E. lesson at school (some 20 odd years ago) i don't think that counts anymore .

 

[Louster]

I just spent a minute hurting my neck trying to see the top of my head, and I have to ask - what does it mean if you're whorl-less?

I seem to have the 'eye' of the whorl but then it all springs out randomly.





Edit - though it could just be an arbitrarily bald spot I suppose. SAD SMILEY OVERLOAD.

 

[Whipped]

I just spent a minute hurting my neck trying to see the top of my head, and I have to ask - what does it mean if you're whorl-less?

I seem to have the 'eye' of the whorl but then it all springs out randomly.





Edit - though it could just be an arbitrarily bald spot I suppose. SAD SMILEY OVERLOAD.

That's what you get for rubbing your man's love juice into your hair. It stops you being able to see the Whorls

 

[Deebs]

Yay go me!

I am not cack-handed, my fingers are all accounted for and of the correct proportions and I don't have a shitty hairstyle.

Therefore I r not ghey.

 

[Alan]

Got distracted on about page 2 (its a long read)

But everything so far... is me.

Clockwise Hair, Right Handed, Index finger shorter than ring finger, vocal, no one has ever said i sound gay fingerprints look the same amount of ridges on both left and right hand (thumb and pinkie)

 

[Fweddy]

I have gay hands

 

[Thadius]

I like willy, does that mean I have gay traits?

 

[mank!]

dunno about the hair, it's a mess.
yes on the fingerprints
no on the finger lengths
yes on the left-handed front (though i do everything bar write with my right-hand)
i don't think i have a gay voice. nobody's commented.

a few women have thought i was gay. i'm a big poof

 

[SheepCow]

Yay go me!

I am not cack-handed, my fingers are all accounted for and of the correct proportions and I don't have a shitty hairstyle.

Therefore I r not ghey.

Who you calling cack-handed

 

[SheepCow]

I like willy, does that mean I have gay traits?

Do you like animal willy? 'cause then you'd just be spekial.

 

[yaruar]

Who you calling cack-handed

More like cock handed if this report is true...

I wonder what the study would make of my hands, they are smaller than most girls Although it is good to help disprove certain myths

 

[old.user4556]

I have traits so gay, that even my gay friend looks at me and calls me a fag.

No joke, I came out the shower the other day, blew dry my hair, straightened it then rubbed clay through it.

I don't see how it makes me gay, I still like sticking my dick in girls*.



















*and Trem

 

[old.Tohtori]

I think it was george carlin who spoke of this, and i'm paraphrasing, but;

All people are a bit gay. I said this to my friend bob and he answered "Hell no i'm not gay!" I asked well...do you like porn? He quickly replied with, "Haha! Ofcourse i like porn!"

Well do you like two females, two men or the regular type of man and woman sex? "Well i like a good f*cking honestly."

So, i asked if he liked to see a limpy small dick trying to push its way into a females privates? And he replied with "Hell no! I like big hard c*cks ramming int...oh..."

 

[cHodAX]

Wahoo, it is official 'I NOT GAY!'

 

[babs]

Hmm dunno about that lot, I have hands like shovels and my hair is rapidly disappearing.

I quite like lighting and musicals though












and having sex with Trem obviously.

 

[Calaen]

Weird one, if by looking after myself e.g. Having weekly facials, moisturising, using multiple products on my hair before blow drying it then straighting it means I have gay traits then I must be homo as fook.

 

[Jimmy]

Yay go me!

I am not cack-handed, my fingers are all accounted for and of the correct proportions and I don't have a shitty hairstyle.

Therefore I r not ghey.

you might not look ghey but tell me last night wasnt love

 

[tris-]

i should be gay according to that.

but i also like fanny.

im so confused

 

[TdC]

stay away from kebap yielding men in dark alleyways then!

 

[old.user4556]

and having sex with Trem obviously.

you're dumped

 

[nath]

Having weekly facials

That alone will do it. Does he at least cuddle you after?

 

[Tom]

I don't. Although I did just spend £20 on a haircut. I'd better be careful, before I know it I'll be watching wrestling.

 

[old.user4556]

I'm £41 a haircut, apparently that's a lot?

"so there I was, balls deep in his ass and he turns to me and says "hey i want to cuddle" ... i mean ... how gay is that?!"

 

[mank!]

i haven't paid for a haircut in about four years. i don't moisturise or any of this shit.

i just fuck men

 

[Maljonic]

I thought I had gay once, but it turned out I had the mumps.

 

[haarewin]

none of it applies to me and im as queer as a £3 note. dont worry boys!

 

[MYstIC G]

I don't. Although I did just spend £20 on a haircut. I'd better be careful, before I know it I'll be watching wrestling.

Dear Sir,

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We recommend that you change the record immediately for the benefit of you and those around you.

Yours

Everyone who has ever read three of your posts in a row.

 

[Moriath]

Weird one, if by looking after myself e.g. Having weekly facials, moisturising, using multiple products on my hair before blow drying it then straighting it means I have gay traits then I must be homo as fook.

Thats not gay thats giving in to corporate pressure to make you think you are looking after yourself so you spend more money on their products.

 

[Tom]

Please be advised that after carrying out a thorough inspection

Sorry only my doctor has permission to do that. And maybe Trem. But not you, however much you'd like it.