Do u know me ??

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tisme

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At the start of an important trial, a small town attorney called his first witness to the stand. She seemed like a sweet, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. You've become a huge disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a hot shot lawyer, when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"

She replied, "Why, of course I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, also, is a real disappointment. He's lazy, bigoted, never has a nice word to say about anybody, and he drinks like a fish. He's been divorced five times, and everybody knows that his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."

The judge rapped his gavel, to quiet the tittering among the spectators in the courtroom. Once the room was silent, he called both attorneys to his bench. In a quiet, menacing voice, he warned, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!"
 
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swords

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Old Ladies are evil...we have deduced this from this and one of Tisme's previous posts...they are Evil Manipulative and they are controling the world via their secret network of spies in al the hihg up places.
Everyone knows the little old tea lady in the white house is harmless...and what can mrs brady do to poor old mr Blair???

one day they will become bolder as that Tizer advert with the balaclava adorned Granny ram raiding the offy with her mobility device...

soon there will be drive by foot crushings...and slow speed pursuits...

well they arent getting me!
im onto them they know, they are out to get me...
/em runs to his secret underground lair...

THEY WILL NEVER FIND ME MAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
will they???
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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You have to stab the Queen Mother with a stake to get rid of all the evil old women she has sired.
 
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swords

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lets gather an angry mob with farm implements and flaming torches!!!!!!
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Storm Westminster Abbey (or wherever the hell they 'buried' her) and keel the evil monster before her tangled web of corruption and death spreads any further!!
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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~tries to light a flaming torch and follow~
 
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swords

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Looks like tis just us...
You can be the Old priest i will be the Young priest (muahahaha)
 
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Brynn

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Originally posted by swords
one day they will become bolder as that Tizer advert with the balaclava adorned Granny ram raiding the offy with her mobility device...

IRN BRU advert afaik
 
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swords

Guest
I knew it was one of those odd coloured ones :)
i dont watch as much tv as i used to im busy doing more important things like spamming BW and getting wtf owned and stuff :m00:
 
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Brynn

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i drink too much irn bru so i know all their adverts.

"even though i used to be a man"
 
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'Shy

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Mmmhh I love Irn Bru and whiskey. That's Bourbon whiskey btw, not that repulsive scotch.
 

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