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Chronictank

FH is my second home
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I'm too drunk to go on tonight.

Tris would be in his element
 

Ormorof

FH is my second home
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keep getting rejected in the bedroom, story of my life :p
 

Sparx

Cheeky Fucknugget
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i banged her in the hot tub after truth or dare, then took her to bed and banged her again

Hot tub stuff gets quite steamy

even had a naked swim with her and rebecca from the knicker shop
 

gohan

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omg help me thad i followed your guilde but she chose a picnic an now im dress shopping at the mall

i fear ill be her gay "friend"



its ok she just told me to work my way down, were back on track
 

Lamp

Gold Star Holder!!
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I'm still picking bits of dried kleenex off my VDU. I'll let you know the score in a bit....
 

Huntingtons

Resident Freddy
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if you dont care about sexoring her, just peep at her tweet by picking 2 blouses in the shop :p
 

old.Tohtori

FH is my second home
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Well, let's just say i did something seelish again :D

Nude photography, tugjob, sex at the back of the jeep, back home and more sex :sex:
 

Gins

Loyal Freddie
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Soooooooooo

hug right from the start and i get: "Nice, my body is impressed."

Thinking this is my que i'm going straight for the boobs and BAM :
"Hey watch your hands! We just met and you are already trying to cop a feel."

its to real life like for me :(
 

Gins

Loyal Freddie
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HEH BAH!!

so i gave it a go the proper way anyway, player as i am it took me a lousy 3 minutes to get here into the bed and <ZAP>

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The requested URL /ariane/dateariane/58 was not found on this server.

again, to real life like..
 

Thadius

Part of the furniture
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Well, let's just say i did something seelish again :D

Nude photography, tugjob, sex at the back of the jeep, back home and more sex :sex:

Im trying for that ending!

The admins at college must think im a right perv as thats what I do instead of Key Skills!:p
 

CorNokZ

Currently a stay at home dad
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This is NOTHING like real life!

When the bitch gets drunk she doesn't wanna SeXoR The Mighty CorNokZ!

Even when she's passed out?!
 

Nate

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Pointing towards the wine doesn't work irl all the time either :( She gets mad and then says "what the fuck is wrong with you, you keep pointing at the wine and making a clicking noise"
 

Gotrag

Fledgling Freddie
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Is it weird that my girlfriend now visits this forum since I showed her the "How To Treat A Woman" thread and she decided to play this game, didn't do to well then decided that she had to play again, played about 3 times then got scared when the woman started taking her kit off :p
 

old.Tohtori

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Noone has had my experience? :eek7:

Do you seriously need the instructions on getting head from her :D
 

Vladamir

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I still think you're bluffing seel, spoiler tag it :eek:
 

Urgluf

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addicting game.. and lol when she only wears tennis shoes and a cowboy hat to open her mailbox :x
 

old.Tohtori

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I still think you're bluffing seel, spoiler tag it :eek:

Hmh. So be it grasshopper!

Quick and not so fast evening. Short descriptions but you should get them or you're not worthy:

Enter.
Hug.
Poem.
Compliment hair.
Kiss cheek.
Dance.
Soft rock.
Kiss.
Back to couch.
Into kitchen.
Wine.
Food.
Select grill.
Compliment.
Eat.
Talk.
Drink.
Back to rooms.
Change to bathsuit.
Hot tub.
Wine.
Backrub.
Wine.
Get out.

(tricky part)Select bedroom.(nothing changes)
Select bathroom(mans gotta go)
She changes.
Choose car.
Choose gas station.
Pump the gas and don't follow her.
Head to outskirts(left side of screen)
Drive along(don't go to the live cabaret)
Drive more.
Get out of car.
Click click click...until she lights up on screen.
Click for a modelling pose(not funny face)

Now then, you comment by clicking her head and then you can choose a naughtier picture. Rinse and repeat until she's in the car spreading her yohoo.

DON'T ask her to masturbate. Talk to her and say one picture left.
Now, you click and she has your dingdong on hold.

DON'T ask for a blowjob, talk to her more. "ooh so good!" yes yes.
She gets horny for pops.
No blowjob you perverts!
Sex on back of car by clicking, on ze head.
Cum.
Back home.
Spend night? Ofcourse!
She changes.
You wait.
She comes in nakid.
Jump on bed or wait.
Sexor.
Next morning kiss cheek and THAT'S....how it's done boy'os :D
 

CorNokZ

Currently a stay at home dad
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After almost 12 hours of non stop playing I still haven't gotten any goodie-nam-nam..!

Anyone know where the force/rape button is?
 

tris-

Failed Geordie and Parmothief
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After almost 12 hours of non stop playing I still haven't gotten any goodie-nam-nam..!

Anyone know where the force/rape button is?

just rub your cursor all over her, she cant stop you.
 

Bahumat

FH is my second home
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After almost 12 hours of non stop playing I still haven't gotten any goodie-nam-nam..!

Anyone know where the force/rape button is?

CTRL+ALT+DELETE...


Seriously why are peope wasting time on this crap. I played for about 10 seconds and realised there was no animation....just crapy pictures lol
 

Urgluf

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CTRL+ALT+DELETE...


Seriously why are peope wasting time on this crap. I played for about 10 seconds and realised there was no animation....just crapy pictures lol

WRONG! there are animations if you get to the good parts haha
 

Sparx

Cheeky Fucknugget
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if you get sexor in the hot tub it animates

roughly i done this

introduce
compliment
poem
kis cheek
go to kitchen
glass of wine
click face to go somewhere else
go to restaurant
order
talk
compliment
eat
drink
go to art place
get all them right
then to langerie shopping
chose black number
go out drinking with mate
dance
go back to house with rebecca
DONT skinny dip pick bikini
Rebecca will wear top ariane will wear bottoms
when playing marco polo go after ariane
rebecca leaves
get into hot tub
more wine
play truth or dare
you first pick truth, say no to ever having sexor in hot tub
she picks truth you ask her about sex in hot tub
you pick dare, she asks you to wank
she picks dare, ask her to remove her pants
kiss
kiss again
rub shoulders
feel breasts
kiss nipple
rub lower back
player with pussy
have sex!
ask to stay the night
get into bed first
more sex
kiss goodbye in the morning, perfect 10 baby

I think i missed some times to drink but thats basically what i done last night, from what i remember anyway. Animations there too ooo yeah
 

Bahumat

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ahhh animations eh? so thats why everyone's playing lol.

Much easier to just search for real porn or hentai
 

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