Do not feed cabbage to your guinea pig

[Roo Stercogburn]

... you'll gag so much you cannot play Warhammer.

You need to trust me on this one. I'm several rooms away from the small fluffy offender and this is some seriously bad mojo.

 

[Grotnob]

Rookie mistake.

 

[Thrildif]

Rig up a complex system of pipes and valves.

Siphon off just enough to heat your house.

Sell the rest to your local energy company.

Congratulations, you have turned a bad situation into profit!