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seriously now, someone just sent me this. While I do not profess to know what vatooing or even vajazzling is, I have a vague feeling it is something that gay men have dreamt up to have insecure women do to their vag-err front bottomish region.
while I must say that a big glow-in-the-dark arrow, or some text along the lines of "it's right there, Andrew, really close to my clit-hood piercing" and said arrow would be a big help in certain occasions, eg when I am in the dark with a naked woman who is mad enough to have her vajizzle vajazzled, I do not rightly understand why any woman who a) is not Jordan, b) does not to be associated with things Jordan would do and c) is perfectly capable of getting on with just the simple things in life like a bush trimmed in the shape of a squirrel or dolphin or something or maybe even just a simple line.
so, you there gentle reader...would you have your kebab garnished?*
*actual possession of needed anatomical instrumentation is not required, question is metaphorical
NB. No, I do *NOT* know why my friend sent me that.
while I must say that a big glow-in-the-dark arrow, or some text along the lines of "it's right there, Andrew, really close to my clit-hood piercing" and said arrow would be a big help in certain occasions, eg when I am in the dark with a naked woman who is mad enough to have her vajizzle vajazzled, I do not rightly understand why any woman who a) is not Jordan, b) does not to be associated with things Jordan would do and c) is perfectly capable of getting on with just the simple things in life like a bush trimmed in the shape of a squirrel or dolphin or something or maybe even just a simple line.
so, you there gentle reader...would you have your kebab garnished?*
*actual possession of needed anatomical instrumentation is not required, question is metaphorical
NB. No, I do *NOT* know why my friend sent me that.
