do chavs have a criteria of names they are allowed

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Or is it just me noticing this trend. I don't hear of chavs being called James or John or anything normal. I find they are always called something like Aiden, or Reece (sorry lad but your a chav xd) or DAZ.

also why do they have such awful taste in clothes ;p

discuss

 

[Laddey]

Iam a chav, ok i agree but im no random chav! I have personality, and im nice fyi!!

They look like fucking tools anyway. Check his jacket out at the front row, what a knob.

He looks like he's popped about 3million e's aswell. They won't be chavvy all their life though, they will grow out of it.

 

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tah for designing my new sig lad

 

[Overdriven]

Lower-Class children

BAD PARENTING!

 

[aika]

omg fremen where did you get my pic from??

 

[- English -]

google searched for chav and u came up ;s

 

[aika]

oh shit

 

[chipper]

must be a new batch of chavs most of the ones are know have normal names like colin and lee altho one does prefer to be called daz :/

 

[Himse]

shit, my name is lee

i never been a chav; <

 

[CorNokZ]

shit, my name is lee

i never been a chav; <

Cause you're not cool enough? <3

 

[pikeh]

Chelsea
Jordan
Chantelle

this countries a fucking mess

 

[Maeloch]

They look like fucking tools anyway. Check his jacket out at the front row, what a knob.

Heh Berghaus jacket, wtf is that all about, mountainering chav?

 

[Castus]

Don`t forget baby Coolio!

 

[Shagrat]

Heh Berghaus jacket, wtf is that all about, mountainering chav?

is it a friggin long walk to the dole office to get that giro, you need the right equipment or you could be in trouble

 

[Overdriven]

Why do parents let them live? Do they think they'll live up to something? o_o Most will have kids at 18 then be engaged at 19, cause it's cool. You know, brap.

 

[chipper]

not all chavs turn out to be dole lechers some turn out pretty well

 

[Faelinor]

yeah ... lots of them are going to end up quite well off!! charvers always seem to end up doing modern apprentiship's in mechanics and construction etc etc, and can end up getting quite high payed jobs by the age of 25!!

a lad i knew from school, utter charv, has already bought his own house with his girlfriend, and works his arse off and is getting loads of money behind him now ... keep in mind he's thick as pig shit, but still in a totally better economic position than I am, being at Uni and getting into debt etc.

 

[Laddey]

How many chavs do you know called Reece?!?!

 

[Lamp]

Reece isn't a proper name anyway so you can hardly use that argument

 

[Laddey]

Reece isn't a proper name anyway so you can hardly use that argument

Yes it is

 

[kiliarien]

Or is it just me noticing this trend. I don't hear of chavs being called James or John or anything normal. I find they are always called something like Aiden, or Reece (sorry lad but your a chav xd) or DAZ.

also why do they have such awful taste in clothes ;p

discuss

Being a teacher in a chavtastic part of the world I couldn't agree more with stupid bloody names that all the chavs are called; there are no Matthews, Johnathans etc (but there Luke chavs) that are generally chavvy. Here however is a list of some exceptional generic chavs (in most instances I have taught 5 or more of them) that have been through my school:

Jack (tons of them, and they're 90% cocks), Lee or Leigh, Luke, Aidan, Ryan, Reece/Riece, Lewis, Danny/Daniel, Kylie (yes, more than 5 of these), Lauren, Rhianne, Sharnie, Kirsty, Kayleigh/Kaylee/Kayla, Emily, Stevie, Harley, Chevy, Chelsea/Chelsie, Chayla/Shayla.

I could go on, but I think I'd offend more than I already have.

I wish I could put some of the stupid first names that go with ridiculous last names but that would be unfair.

It's fair to say that I have coined a phrase when I see a bunch of chavs coming down the street in their burberry/ecko/lonsdale-clad multitudes.

Out the way people or you'll get hit by a chavalanche.

 

[Bugz]

I can see you are a geography teacher Kiliarien, that play on chav and avalanche was simply outstanding!

 

[Mabs]

this may be OLD!!!1 but first time ive seen it so..

other day was out front of house, and 4 chavs walked past, 2 gormless looking fuckwits and 2 , well, rough as fuck munters with too much fake tan on.
but what got me was one of the blokes had his PHONE out , holding it in front of him like some holy grail, and was playing shit dance music through it.

the human race is doomed

 

[Lamp]

Phones are getting more and more advanced.
All we need is one that can detect the presence of chav and self-detonate while he's half way through a call

 

[Uara]

make sure you patent it, if you make one, you'll earn millions!!

 

[kiliarien]

I can see you are a geography teacher Kiliarien, that play on chav and avalanche was simply outstanding!

Why thank you fine sir

Though methinks I have to get out more - when the chavs are abroad.

Jeeves, get me my shotgun. burberry hunting coat and pipe!

 

[Laddey]

Being a teacher in a chavtastic part of the world I couldn't agree more with stupid bloody names that all the chavs are called; there are no Matthews, Johnathans etc (but there Luke chavs) that are generally chavvy. Here however is a list of some exceptional generic chavs (in most instances I have taught 5 or more of them) that have been through my school:

Jack (tons of them, and they're 90% cocks), Lee or Leigh, Luke, Aidan, Ryan, Reece/Riece, Lewis, Danny/Daniel, Kylie (yes, more than 5 of these), Lauren, Rhianne, Sharnie, Kirsty, Kayleigh/Kaylee/Kayla, Emily, Stevie, Harley, Chevy, Chelsea/Chelsie, Chayla/Shayla.

I could go on, but I think I'd offend more than I already have.

I wish I could put some of the stupid first names that go with ridiculous last names but that would be unfair.

It's fair to say that I have coined a phrase when I see a bunch of chavs coming down the street in their burberry/ecko/lonsdale-clad multitudes.

Out the way people or you'll get hit by a chavalanche.

You cheeky motherfucker!! Reece isn't a chavvy name imo!

Really though, reece is quite a nice name.

FU all

 

[Overdriven]

*Now knows to avoid all names that end in an ay/ey/ke/gh/ee/el/en/ne/ie/ty/ey//la*

Cheers.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl i want to see some chavlets called Ethel, Mertyl, Urmintrude and Hilda!

and lets have some boychavs called cyril, cuthbert, giles and tarquin please.

 

[Ezteq]

Why thank you fine sir

Though methinks I have to get out more - when the chavs are abroad.

Jeeves, get me my shotgun. burberry hunting coat and pipe!

the chav has revealed himself....release the hounds!