Ding!!!!!

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Whoodoo_RD

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Well tomorrow I reach level 32 in the realm of “real life”

I thought my stats would increase, but the opposite seems closer to the truth.

My hits have decreased, now I fall over only twice before becoming unable to get up after a night on the ale.

My strength has also decreased; I don’t seem to be able to drink as much beer too.

My endurance is lower as it feels such an effort going to the fridge for more beer.

The missus seems to BAF more than ever, despite only spawning red con once a month.

My piety has decreased, I can no longer use the force to get the remote control, in other words the missus tells me to get it me bleedin self.

My dexterity is seriously on the fritz, spilling more alcohol than ever.

As for charisma, well lets just say I’m no skald.

I have got 32 more experience points to spend upgrading my char though, all redeemable in Boots or Marks and Spencer’s.

Also the cost of repairs is getting higher, soon I’ll scrounging off the lowbies every weekend when they come round. And I also find I cant be arsed to craft anymore, and prefer to pay someone to do the garden and DIY stuff.

Strange thing is, in this realm at 50 you don’t get any epic armour. But you do a lot less work.

Damn I cant wait to be back in Midgard, so much more realistic.

anyone think I’ve been playing too long?
 
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Sortbane

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The missus seems to BAF more than ever, despite only spawning red con once a month.

LOL! :)

Think I'll stay off leveling abit since it seems like the higher levels are still bugged, heard a rumor that you could even get past level 50 with the rigth twinks (prolly some macroscript and powerlevling eleet haxx0rz that have found a way...)

Anyways, grats with 32! :clap:
 
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Mundokar

Guest
Congratulations :)

1 thing ..... it gets worse. You are warned...
 
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Whoodoo_RD

Guest
OK, I have now completed the first parts of my new level 32 mini epic quest. I had to thwart a couple of mobs on the journey to the Work Realm;

Defeated the Missus Troll mob, she dropped

1 x AF0 Blue Nylon jumper, Charisma –40

1 x Star Wars Episode 2, Attack of the Clones, This I think is a debuff spell, attention –100, SW credibility –500, brain DD 200, insta mezz lasting 2 hours.

1 box of Ferraro Roche, +20 quick, insta munch buff, insta “feckofftheymine” DD

1 x 1ltr bottle of Jack Daniels magic potion, again seems to be a debuff

1 x Book of knowledge of the Formula 1 realm, apparently crafted by Murry Walker mob

1 x pair of Shimmering Arcanium Caterpillar boots, AF102, + charisma 100, +Intelegence 50, arsekicking (crush) ability

Theres more to this quest, now I have to run back to home (I think it means Jordheim) for the next part.
 
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JH-Mira

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You make me feel young again !!!!!!


And stop breaking my mezz u damn foooo......
 

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