Help Dilemma

[swords]

Well i've just had my birthday surprise revealed to me and well... My lass has completely surprised me with a trip to Dublin to see Des Bishop and some other stuff.
Now, the trouble is, her birthday is next month and I cannot:
A: take her anywhere, she's having a bash at her end of Ireland so i'm staying over for that.
B: Bring anything large, since getting anything through customs is a pain in the arse (you ever flown to Northern Ireland? You'd think they thought I was a terrorist or something).

Now, I need a present which is surprising, NOT RUDE (NOT RUDE FFS NO NO NO NO DILDOS NO VIBRATORS NO BONDAGE GEAR, not even corsets ) fun, useful and pretty. It HAS to be pretty, she likes pretty, pretty is important. She has geekish tendancies but is no gamer (she's a girl in IT). Colour is important, pinks (not slutty pinks) browns (think chocolate) and black are all good.

I'm just hoping someone in the know (Ez is the only person I'm expecting to come up with anything useful at this point in the venture, prove me wrong if you like) can suggest something quirky.

 

[leviathane]

Got many pictures of you two? could always be a big wuss and make a lil photobook. The cover can be pink/brown too

 

[swords]

I'm saving that one for emergencies, it's not quite there yet...

 

[leviathane]

heh didn't mean you had to post em

 

[Mey]

Er.. some kind of Necklace? Ring? Watch? Earrings? Ipod? Xbox 360?

 

[swords]

I was aware, I'm hoping you can visualise the problem. Visualise the problem... go on! Bloody visualise!
No dildos.
Seriously.
This means you.
You know who you are...

 

[Binky the Bomb]

If shes Irish and living with you in england, then it makes sense to get her something toremind her of home. Check out shops while you there, ask her parents/family.

 

[swords]

She lives in Ireland... Alas.

 

[echome]

I would go for jewlery, small, simple, expensive and pretty. And you can never go wrong with jewlery for girls. Never.

And then perhaps write a poem or personal letter for her as well.

Best of luck.

 

[swords]

Hmm, jewelry would be repetitive surely? Or at least in my case it would be (I'm looking for something unexpected, she expects me to get jewelry).
Oh shit, she will expect jewelry... I suppose I should get some just incase AND something surprising.
Ok! Something surprising! go!

 

[echome]

Poem !
It surely doesn't have to cost anything to show someone just how much you love them.
And then take her out for a nice evening where you only focus on her and make sure she is feeling like a little princess.

 

[swords]

I am already her bitch
Chocolate making?

 

[echome]

Make a chocolate sculpture of you penis then... sorry couldn't help it.

 

[swords]

I am going to hell you know.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I am already her bitch

That much is obvious. The picture even says "her's and his"


Now that we got that out of the way, i normall...wait a minute.

You thought i'd post the dildo suggestion right?!

 

[Levin]

Learn to play an instrument real quickly, and play a serenade under her balcony.

 

[Huntingtons]

you could get her a pink shirt with this img printed on it, it has brown too!
(god damn tags gonna ruin it, fo shame!)[NSFW]

Spoiler

http://bp3.blogger.com/_ZXCBZu5bqxg/SDH0OsuyB4I/AAAAAAAAAZU/YPwUTbanGHY/s1600-h/itsnotporn4.jpg

or take a picture of your ass, it has all 3 colours. and its pretty too!

 

[Laddey]

My uncle is a jeweler in Dublin! Go see him for some knock off gear

 

[collegien]

Get her a kitten and dye it pink

Cant go wrong with a little pink pussy imo.

 

[leviathane]

such a good bf though having to ask your fellow fh'ers

 

[Dukat]

I'd get one of those pretend lordship(ladyship?) things you can get.

I cant remember the specifics but its like a certificate that proclaims you a lord or lady or something, I dont know how it works, maybe worth looking into if you're stuck though?

Or - maybe a bit too geeky - buy one of those gimiky 'plots of land on the moon', and then buy a telescope so she can look at it or something

Pad it out with a dvd or other practical present and you're sorted!

 

[swords]

I could buy her Hugh Laurie. She'd certainly be surprised.

 

[tris-]

I'm just hoping someone in the know (Ez is the only person I'm expecting to come up with anything useful at this point in the venture, prove me wrong if you like) can suggest something quirky.

what makes you think we know your bitch more than you do?

this makes presents pointless, youve put no thought in it. youve asked a complete stranger and then spent x amount of money. the whole point is presents is they are thoughtful, the only thought youre giving it is spending the money to buy the present someone tells you to buy.

 

[old.Tohtori]

what makes you think we know your bitch more than you do?

this makes presents pointless, youve put no thought in it. youve asked a complete stranger and then spent x amount of money. the whole point is presents is they are thoughtful, the only thought youre giving it is spending the money to buy the present someone tells you to buy.

Hmm. Now if I had said that, you'd probably get an answer like "you're just finding arguments!!1"

Agree though, you know her, you love her, you should get her what she wants.

 

[Wonk]

what makes you think we know your bitch more than you do?

because we've all been there.

Alright, that was bad move on.

 

[Himse]

Buy her a copy of Age of Conan.

 

[tris-]

Hmm. Now if I had said that, you'd probably get an answer like "you're just finding arguments!!1"

cut it out, now youre just trying to find an argument.

 

[Vladamir]

How about

Spoiler

 

[georgie]

Vlad's on to something here, nothing says "I love you" quite like anal beads.

 

[swords]

Hmm. Now if I had said that, you'd probably get an answer like "you're just finding arguments!!1"

Agree though, you know her, you love her, you should get her what she wants.

She wants a house

Vlad is on anal beads? TMI!