defying physics?

[tris-]

so lets assume your excrement weighs something, as it should according to physics. it should have some mass right?

WRONG.

after defecating the toilet i find out that i have infact gained 3 lbs of weight. but how can this be since i just expelled weight? have i discoverd a new law of physics? that maybe things can have less than no mass?

anyone else experienced such a phenomena?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Stop sticking the TP in your bumbum.

 

[Cylian]

shit-physics are a science of its own rights ...and laws!

 

[Dukat]

shit-physics are a science of its own rights ...and laws!

rofl, does that make you a shit-physicist ?

 

[Pirkel]

Reminds me of an awsome Garfield comic where he weights himself, then a hamburger and after he eats the hamburger he gained more weight then the burger.






Guess you had to be there

 

[Naetha]

I defy the laws of physics every time I run.

 

[Dukat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDiHntK3Kp8&mode=related&search=



relevant so old DOESNT COUNT!!11!!1111

 

[Zegas]

Maybe it was a hydrogen poop? Or a rocket poop pushing him upwards before

 

[Ezteq]

well einstein did state this as one of the most important laws of physics.. "Shit Happens"


and i mean this dude

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/einstein-the-parrot.html

 

[Demon2k3]

well einstein did state this as one of the most important laws of physics.. "Shit Happens"


and i mean this dude

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/einstein-the-parrot.html

OMG, THAT WAS AWESOME!
Rep for you!

 

[Bahumat]

Tris why do you have a perma runny bum?

 

[Serbitar]

well with your crap you also removed from your body alot of gas which was providing your body with buoyancy, making you appear lighter than you actually are. Once you had 'pooped' this buoyancy effect was removed returning you to your true weight \o/

 

[Forfid]

so lets assume your excrement weighs something, as it should according to physics. it should have some mass right?

WRONG.

after defecating the toilet i find out that i have infact gained 3 lbs of weight. but how can this be since i just expelled weight? have i discoverd a new law of physics? that maybe things can have less than no mass?

anyone else experienced such a phenomena?

Tris... you shouldn't eat your defecation, its bad for you... for the extra 3 lbs its due the water that infiltrated in the shit before you ate it

 

[Lamp]

When you snapped one off, only a portion of it fell into the pan leaving a large turtle head hanging out your ring. You must have sucked the unsnapped part back into your body, thereby restoring part of your weight.

 

[tris-]

just to clarify -

it wasnt runny

i didnt eat it before or after. although i wonder if i ate it after would i lose 3lbs again?

 

[DocWolfe]

just to clarify -

it wasnt runny

i didnt eat it before or after. although i wonder if i ate it after would i lose 3lbs again?

try it?

 

[Lamp]

Go to the doctors, get lubed up, and have them poke an endoscope camera thingy up your hole. You might have one of those instant malignant bowel growth things. Nasty.

 

[Overdriven]

Reminds me of an awsome Garfield comic where he weights himself, then a hamburger and after he eats the hamburger he gained more weight then the burger.






Guess you had to be there

I remember that =D That owns.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

lol perhaps ya strained so hard ya gained 3lb of muscle from the anal workout
either that or ur scales r fooked

 

[Zede]

well einstein did state this as one of the most important laws of physics.. "Shit Happens"


and i mean this dude

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/einstein-the-parrot.html

excellent

 

[swords]

You defacated the toilet? i'm very surprised you didn't loose weight, those things are heavy!

 

[Ame]

the POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

 

[old.Tohtori]

the POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

Or...to lend a good word from the book of our favourite preacher, the farting one...

"The power of christ compells you! *PRRT!* The power of christ compells you! *PRRT!* The power of christ compells you! *PRRT!PLOP!*"

*leaves the toilet*

 

[Sparx]

i watched Brainiac on Sky one and they made someone eat loads of food then poo it out then weigh him he lost 2lbs from it

If Brainiac prove it, it must be true

 

[Bugz]

i watched Brainiac on Sky one and they made someone eat loads of food then poo it out then weigh him he lost 2lbs from it

If Brainiac prove it, it must be true

That show rocks.

 

[swords]

I like it when the amply breasted females blow things (fnar fnar) up!

 

[liloe]

There is only one solution. There was shit in there before, now there is air.

In short, your shit is lighter than air =))

 

[pikeh]

i reckon there was a tiny black hole (3lbs to be exact) waiting in your toilet, and when the aforementioned shit took a swim, the black hole saw its chance and jumped inside.