Definitions of PAIN!

[Overdriven]

H202 in the eyes.

 

[tris-]

how about first they put hyperdermic needles in the whites of your eyes.

blast them with a super hair dryer, maybe industrial power.

and then throw peroxide on em?

 

[lilmissnaughty]

talkin bout needles ya just reminded me of that bit in saw 2 where the gal has to claw around in a pit of syringes n they are all sticking out her arms n legs in shit

 

[tris-]

ye thats fucking awful. one of the only times in my history of watchin films where i have cringed and felt weird about it. this includes even reall films of people being decapitated etc

 

[Naetha]

I thought this bit was worse tbh

On a personal level, and you blokes won't understand one bit, try having interstitial cystitis - constant burning pain all day every day. Its teh suck

 

[Fenderon]

(another one for the dudes)

so you wake up.. find out you're tied up by the woman you went home with last night...


she is holding the tool on the left in the image below in one hand..

and she is holding your penis in the other... she starts from the top..


you imagine it

 

[tris-]

what if she rammed that tube thing down it first though? and then grated it

 

[TdC]

hmm. falling off your mountain bike and breaking your leg in three places. lying on the ground and moving your leg, only to see your foot not move and feeling the bones grate together.

oh, losing your balance on crutches and stamping your plaster cast broken leg + metal stabilizers drilled into your bones flat on the ground by accident to keep from falling. well, the latter didn't actually hurt but it did scare the shit out of me :/

 

[Cozak]

talkin bout needles ya just reminded me of that bit in saw 2 where the gal has to claw around in a pit of syringes n they are all sticking out her arms n legs in shit

I had to have a needle put into a break in the bone of my hand to put anesthetic in, fucking hurt Nurse was fit norweigan bird though so had to act all hard

 

[Rediknight]

hmm. falling off your mountain bike and breaking your leg in three places. lying on the ground and moving your leg, only to see your foot not move and feeling the bones grate together.

sweet trick, dude

i caught a nut on my backwheel when i tried a pretty steep drop-off a few years ago - my mate said he'd never seen someone go phoetal in midair before

 

[Himse]

when you was on about crushing nuts and such, you do not know for how long i had my hand on my balls cringing... omg :S the pain of it all :S

 

[Vladamir]

Real Cringe - Watching Ez do those dances.

Only joking!

Personally i think there couldn't be much that's more painful than drinking a beaker full of conc Hcl. That shit'll dry you right out

 

[Yshynsin]

Another painfull thing, Imagine, someone grabbing your head, somone hammering your nose in, then freezing it and hammering it again.

 

[echome]

Love...

 

[Karl]

Love...

Oooooo Deep!!! Please go on

 

[Blackjack]

being tied up. Someone pushing slowly.. not hitting but pushing down on your teeth, breaking them 1 by 1. You feel the pain and hear the sound as the shattered tooth breaks through. Then someone places their thumbs on your eyesballs and squish them slowly. Then they put your head under water, and blow your eardrums with their palms. get you up and then blasts insanely loud high pitched screeting in your face. They then proceed to grab your bloody gums and slowly tear your upper and lower jaw appart until it finally snaps. Now they slip sharp pieces of bamboo under your nails. hold a lighter under your balls and roast them. Finally they break all your toes and fingers, shatter your pelvis. Break your elbows and crush your kneecaps.
Then they just leave you. To die a slow and agonizing death, alone and in pain.

 

[Cozak]

being tied up. Someone pushing slowly.. not hitting but pushing down on your teeth, breaking them 1 by 1. You feel the pain and hear the sound as the shattered tooth breaks through. Then someone places their thumbs on your eyesballs and squish them slowly. Then they put your head under water, and blow your eardrums with their palms. get you up and then blasts insanely loud high pitched screeting in your face. They then proceed to grab your bloody gums and slowly tear your upper and lower jaw appart until it finally snaps. Now they slip sharp pieces of bamboo under your nails. hold a lighter under your balls and roast them. Finally they break all your toes and fingers, shatter your pelvis. Break your elbows and crush your kneecaps.
Then they just leave you. To die a slow and agonizing death, alone and in pain.

Too many movies m8

 

[TdC]

sweet trick, dude

i caught a nut on my backwheel when i tried a pretty steep drop-off a few years ago - my mate said he'd never seen someone go phoetal in midair before

I wasn't even doing any silly tricks That ball-catching thing isn't pleasent either

 

[Haggus]

hanging on for dear life over a cliffs when you only have one arm...

then getting itchy nut sacks...

 

[Haggus]

I wasn't even doing any silly tricks That ball-catching thing isn't pleasent either

we have a new mod ? Oo

 

[Cozak]

we have a new mod ? Oo

Might just be a regular mod who decided to venture forth into the depths of the daoc section DUN DUN DUUUUUN

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ok. True story time.

One day of my life:

Baseball game, mens' baseball at use, arounf half a kilo in weight.

Get hit in the nutters with it as i'm the catcher(nearest the hitter).

Ok, no worries, get knocked down and the pain makes me faint. Literally.

Later that evening, fall of my bike and hit my nutters on the stearing rod.

Even later, balancing on a metal railing, fall down, left leg on left side, right leg on right side.

That's three on hurt nutters in one day.

But...

It gets worse.

Bicycle home with my nuts in a blanky, hurting like the mothaf*cka, make a mistake in judging the mudslide and fall down, face first, hit a rock.

No...i didn't hit my face, i hit my abdomen. Get the wind knocked out.

Get home, finally, lay down in bed and what happens....

Brother jumps on the upper bed(double bed), the upper part falls apart and i get hit with not only the upper part of the bed but my brothers weight also.

And here's the fun part;

I'm 10 years old and my father tells me to "walk it off".

There's pain.

 

[Mey]

why is it that when youg et kicked in the nads that you want to be sick...


WHY WHY WHY WHY!

 

[Karl]

i hate that sicky feeling.... i wnt through a whole 2 hour lesson one time in my school days after being sack tapped.... wasnt the best lesson ever.. i think i turned green.

 

[Lamp]

American History X

Guy told to bite the sidewalk

Then someone stamps on the back of his head

Ouchie

 

[Marc]

Mate of mine had to go to the dick doctor once. Said he had 2 nurses holding him down whilst the doctor shoved something he described as one of those cocktail umbrellas up his japseye, then opened it up to scrape the inside. Said he had never felt pain like it. I can imagine

 

[Rediknight]

Eep - he got the fluff cleaner!!

I didn't think they still did that in this country, i thought that was something reserved for developing countries...


...like Belgium

 

[Mey]

Mate of mine had to go to the dick doctor once. Said he had 2 nurses holding him down whilst the doctor shoved something he described as one of those cocktail umbrellas up his japseye, then opened it up to scrape the inside. Said he had never felt pain like it. I can imagine

Marc does your mate play rugby for saints (or used to - academy team)?

I'm sure they all had to have that done to test for STI's after they came back from a tour. And indeed he said it hurt like fuck.

 

[Marc]

no mate, was just a friend from up here in Blackpool.

Naughty academy boys! Bet it was the tour to australia!

 

[Mey]

I can't remember where they went all i know is they had to do shit loads of tests when they got back..