Definitions of PAIN!

[Karl]

Please let me know your definitions of pain!

The type of storys which really make you cringe...


My definition of pain is getting a cocktail stick, placing it between your big toe and your toe nail... and then kicking a wall.

 

[tris-]

Please let me know your definitions of pain!

The type of storys which really make you cringe...


My definition of pain is getting a cocktail stick, placing it between your big toe and your toe nail... and then kicking a wall.

holy shit

i stood on a rusty bent nail before which hurt a lot and now i cant move my little toe propley!

i would say, if you are male, put your balls in a vice and have someone wind it together. then cut them open and pour salt in the wounds.

but then are we talking ultimate pains or what has happend to you?

 

[evzy]

Getting kicked in teh nuts - there is nothing in life that could ever prepare men for this the first time it happens..

 

[evzy]

Pulling Angelina Jolie and then losing her phone number..............

 

[Karl]

but then are we talking ultimate pains or what has happend to you?

ULTIMATE PAIN!!! i have never done that with a cocktail stick...

OUCH to the salt in the balls!!!... *Karl crosses his legs*

 

[tris-]

i wonder if you would faint though from having your testis slowly crushed by a vice.

 

[eggy]

Getting kicked in teh nuts - there is nothing in life that could ever prepare men for this the first time it happens..

 

[tris-]

omg, i forgot forbidden remote linking is THE worst pain to suffer

 

[eggy]

omg, i forgot forbidden remote linking is THE worst pain to suffer

Fear not I have hosted it!

 

[Stalkzor]

That Bread in French..

British

 

[Rediknight]

Having your left eye gently removed and faced directly into your right - the mental anguish as you try to decipher what your eyes are seeing would be pretty moody i'd imagine...

 

[Marc]

Getting kicked in teh nuts - there is nothing in life that could ever prepare men for this the first time it happens..

Id been up all night playing championship manager on the amiga. Carried on playing till 5pm the following day. Then had to go play footy outdoors. Was pissing it down and hailstoning. I was a mess, so so tired, wasnt worth a wank!. Anyway, it was my turn in nets. Mate volleys the ball from a meter away and it smacks me in the nuts. I walked to the side of the pitch where it was concrete and I fainted. Hit the concrete teeth first. Smashed my mouth up completely. I have 4 false teeth fixed in because of it.

 

[Sparx]

see computer games can kill

 

[Thorwyn]

biting on tin foil

tehOUCH!!1

 

[evzy]

Skinning someone alive and then dipping them in a bath full of vinegar whilst sticking smelling salts up their nose to keep them awake.... reckon that might itch a bit..

 

[Karl]

Ouch!! :S

 

[eggy]

Skinning someone alive and then dipping them in a bath full of vinegar whilst sticking smelling salts up their nose to keep them awake.... reckon that might itch a bit..

Don't think this thread is going to be particularly funny tbh.

 

[Karl]

Who said it was supposed to be funny... its supposed to be Cringe worthy!!

admitidly... that was a bit much!!

 

[evzy]

U asked.....


OK comedy one then...

How about someone knocking you out, dumping you face down in an ostrich enclosure with a liberal sprinkling of sand over ya butt, then flying over the enclosure in a fast jet leaving a sonic boom causing the ostrich to bury its head in teh sand...

 

[elbeek]

Id been up all night playing championship manager on the amiga. Carried on playing till 5pm the following day. Then had to go play footy outdoors. Was pissing it down and hailstoning. I was a mess, so so tired, wasnt worth a wank!. Anyway, it was my turn in nets. Mate volleys the ball from a meter away and it smacks me in the nuts. I walked to the side of the pitch where it was concrete and I fainted. Hit the concrete teeth first. Smashed my mouth up completely. I have 4 false teeth fixed in because of it.

LOL...can't rep till I have spread teh lurve

 

[elbeek]

Being present in a Eurocopter 355N twin engined squirrel helicopter when it crashes at 120 knots is my definition of pain

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Walking on one of these with bear feet

I've done that myself , man it's about 10000000000 times worse than slamming your ickle toe of the side of your bed/locker/doorframe.

 

[Karl]

Walking on one of these with bear feet

IMG

I've done that myself , man it's about 10000000000 times worse than slamming your ickle toe of the side of your bed/locker/doorframe.

Argh!!! YES!! i know that pain... damnit!! i had forgotten abut that!! Now im curling my feet up!!

 

[confused]

My definition of pain is getting a cocktail stick, placing it between your big toe and your toe nail... and then kicking a wall.

cocktail stick would break first, but kicking the wall with bare feet hurts like hell!

Imo worse would be getting ya ball sack stuck in ya zip... knowing you've got to go back over it to get it out...

 

[Infanity]

 

[Yshynsin]

I think the amount of pain i fear worse, is getting tyed up and having my bollucks smashed fullpelt with a hammer, point blanc aim

 

[tris-]

I think the amount of pain i fear worse, is getting tyed up and having my bollucks smashed fullpelt with a hammer, point blanc aim

what about vice though. being slowly wound. at first you feel a slight pressure. then a bit of squeezing pain. then its done a bit more and you SLOWLY feel your testicles being squashed.

ARGHHGHG.

 

[Lamp]

As a child, putting a pencil in your mouth to imitate someone smoking a cigarette, then falling over, face down, so that the pencil is rammed through the roof of your mouth.

Did that when I was 7. My parents took me to hospital. Sooooooooo much blood.

 

[Karl]

ARGGGHHH!!!!

OMG!! why did i start this thread!! so much pain.. but quite fun!!

Im finding it dificult to comfort the back of my throat!!

 

[tris-]

ok heres one for men again.
get a thin tube, rap sand paper around and shove it down ya japs eye.