Dear Nicodemus...

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
Did Nic just call me cheap??

I'm insulted!

Wow take a few months off and look what happens...

Cho dear, I certainly hope you taught Nic yet another lesson.

BTW by definition TEH WIGGLE can only be done by minstrels. We all know that no other realm or class is able to wiggle their hips in the manner in which us minstrels can.

Me thinks you are just kissing up to Kirinia so she's let you get under her armor.

Shameful!!

Cheap.. never.

But someone did mention you did freebies

And as for no other class can wiggle hips like minstrels can... no wonder there are so many confused Highlanders then... poor dears can't tell the difference between men and women.

Anyhow.. nice to see you back Kyra. :kiss2:

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

There's only one Wiggle.

And it isn't Kyra

Sorry

 

[Cyradix]

Originally posted by Old Nicodemus
Now if you'll excuse me I have some kobolds to torment before opening up a good barrel of Dwarf Gutbuster ale...

Tormenting kobolds? I thought you only tormented thanes?

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by Cyradix
Tormenting kobolds? I thought you only tormented thanes?

He tries, but he fear our lightning.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Actually Faf, I think he fears your diet of cabbage, sprouts and curry sauce just like the rest of us

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
Actually Faf, I think he fears your diet of cabbage, sprouts and curry sauce just like the rest of us

Well you forgot the horsie.

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by Old Nicodemus

Did I get a message?

Noooooooo.. of course not.. Old cHo was using his stick for other purposes that day.. in fact the entire weekend I think.

So.. it's quite plain that I'm not avoiding him... I'm quietly sitting in my retirement home waiting for a message from an old adversary inviting me to a bit of fun.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some kobolds to torment before opening up a good barrel of Dwarf Gutbuster ale...

Bleh, empty your bloody inbox and you might receive the pm's ya great steaming wazoak!

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Originally posted by Fafnir
Well you forgot the horsie.

He eats horses???!!

I really hope you mean horseradish

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
He eats horses???!!

I really hope you mean horseradish

Nope, steal a horsie, slice and dice, let it simmer in some sweet mead, season it and grill it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yummy.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Technically from you Faf thats cannibalism

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
Technically from you Faf thats cannibalism

I'm a dwarf, horses are much bigger than me, or have you lost your glasses again, or looked to deep into the wine glass again.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Oh I dunno, Shetland Ponies don't win any prizes for height. They're just small, harmless and generally spend all day eating.

Hmm not unlike dorfs

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
Oh I dunno, Shetland Ponies don't win any prizes for height. They're just small, harmless and generally spend all day eating.

Hmm not unlike dorfs

And they are ponies not horses, you think headed, magician.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
Bleh, empty your bloody inbox and you might receive the pm's ya great steaming wazoak!

I refer the said gentleman to a rendition of Old mother Hubbard that goes like this....

And his inbox was bare.


Not even Snotmail was telling me that I had a full inbox...

Admit it Grandpa cHo... your advancing years has dulled you mind!

AND as for you Fatnir.... Rumblebum is a far more apt name for one as malodorous as you. You even make Albs smell nice... and that's going some!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Cyradix
Tormenting kobolds? I thought you only tormented thanes?

One must have other pleasures in life....

A quick joke for you...


What do you call a warrior without a brain?

A Thane.


I thank you.. goodnight.

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by Old Nicodemus
One must have other pleasures in life....

A quick joke for you...


What do you call a warrior without a brain?

A Thane.


I thank you.. goodnight.

Its the other way around.

 

[Cyradix]

awww Nico, why must you hurt my feelings like this all the time

We thanes have our use....

THANE POWAH!!! YEAH!!!

Ain't that right guys? Guys?? Ello??

<walks off to sulk in a corner>

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Cyradix
awww Nico, why must you hurt my feelings like this all the time

We thanes have our use....

THANE POWAH!!! YEAH!!!

Ain't that right guys? Guys?? Ello??

<walks off to sulk in a corner>

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by Old Nicodemus
I refer the said gentleman to a rendition of Old mother Hubbard that goes like this....

And his inbox was bare.


Not even Snotmail was telling me that I had a full inbox...

Admit it Grandpa cHo... your advancing years has dulled you mind!

AND as for you Fatnir.... Rumblebum is a far more apt name for one as malodorous as you. You even make Albs smell nice... and that's going some!

When I tried to pm you on the Saturday here on BW I got admin messages saying that you couldn't recieve anymore messages as your limit was reached, that you must delete before you could recieve anymore.

You sir are a turnip, I am calling you out! Pistols at dawn, sticks at seven, cucumbers at christmas! Your choice but choose wisely as I must now defend the honour of both Kyra and myself.

Prepare to get serverly beaten ya filthly blaggard!

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Nico...

<cough> Sent Items <cough>

All that spam you send... it counts to your mailbox size too

 

[cerbie]

Sechmet is dreaming : she sees her hammers (hardly used) come down with a lot of electricity on nico and jeeves.

Actually nico has no brains lucky jeeves has a lot

Don't cry Taromas as soon as sechmet is a bit older we will rule

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
When I tried to pm you on the Saturday here on BW I got admin messages saying that you couldn't recieve anymore messages as your limit was reached, that you must delete before you could recieve anymore.

You sir are a turnip, I am calling you out! Pistols at dawn, sticks at seven, cucumbers at christmas! Your choice but choose wisely as I must now defend the honour of both Kyra and myself.

Prepare to get serverly beaten ya filthly blaggard!

My Hero!!

Let me know the place and time Cho and I'll be there as an unbiased judge. (well as unbiased as I can possibly be )

BTW Cucumbers at Christmas?? LOL

 

[Cyradix]

Get your tickets here! Tickets! Get them here.....
The fight of the year!!

Cho vs Nico in an all out cucumber fight.

Front row tickets 5g. Free beverage included....

 

[Aule Valar]

Originally posted by Old Nicodemus
One must have other pleasures in life....

A quick joke for you...


What do you call a warrior without a brain?

A Thane.


I thank you.. goodnight.

don't think thats going to go down well with kirinia nico

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by Aule Valar
don't think thats going to go down well with kirinia nico

Just shows how much brain Nico has .D

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
Your choice but choose wisely as I must now defend the honour of both Kyra and myself.

Kyra? Honour? The Fabulous Tart Of Camelot? Honoured nightly by the knightly dozens? Used to do the dance of the seven veils but felt that was overdressing? Pah

And Papa Cho, Mr. Limp himself and not because of the way he walks? Known as Mama Cho on weekends? Pah I say and pah again

What a pair. Its like George and Mildrid in Albion

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
When I tried to pm you on the Saturday here on BW I got admin messages saying that you couldn't recieve anymore messages as your limit was reached, that you must delete before you could recieve anymore.

You sir are a turnip, I am calling you out! Pistols at dawn, sticks at seven, cucumbers at christmas! Your choice but choose wisely as I must now defend the honour of both Kyra and myself.

Prepare to get serverly beaten ya filthly blaggard!

Would that be European cucumber or the larger more squishy South American variety?

Are you sure you can get up early enough to see the crack of dawn?

I think not sirrah, not only are you a cad.. but a bounder too! As for defending the honour of the Tart of Camelot, I believe that that is the job of Choppy the Long suffering.

<seriously though I had no message in my hotmail saying I had a full mailbox at BW.>

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
Nico...

<cough> Sent Items <cough>

All that spam you send... it counts to your mailbox size too

Roo..

<cough> no message from BW in hotmail <cough>

Besides there was not that much there.. I've had a lot more than that in my BW folder before.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Aule Valar
don't think thats going to go down well with kirinia nico

Kiri isn't a Thane... she is the avenging Valkyrie of Thor and also TEH WIGGLE. So she doesn't count as a Thane in my books. Besides there are always exceptions to the rules.

Solid being one, Kiri being the other.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Fafnir
Just shows how much brain Nico has .D

It's still more than enough to outwit a mead hall full of Thanes.

All that muscle and still not an active brain cell amongst them.