Dear Nicodemus...

[cHodAX]

I go away to play 'Knights of the Old Republic' for a week and come back to find out that you and that scoundrel Roo have broken into my summer house, stolen my dvd player and relics. This violation can not go unpunished!

I hereby challenge you to a nekid stick fight at a time/place of your choosing. If I win I expect all my stolen property to be returned or a night of passion with a nice young norselady. However I will not accept a Troll woman like the one you tricked me into dating last time, my back still hasn't recovered from the night she decided to she wanted to make love 'bronco bullriding style'.


<this message will self-distruct in 20 seconds....>


<beep>

<beep>

 

[xplo]

giv pictàrs!

 

[gladvoffs]

You will never get to lay hand on a Norse lady!

They're to good for you!

 

[scarffs]

Whats wrong with Troll ladies ?
You are probably not 'man' enough to handle them

/cheer at naked stick fights though.

 

[cHodAX]

He's just a gimp, I'm just a Theurg
Could it be any more obvious.....

lets ave it!

Gonna make you mah biatch Nico

 

[Cyradix]

Nico naked? Spare us the sight please!!! We still haven't recovered from the time he ran around Gna naked.... :scared:

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Nico wasn't there

 

[Gaeswen]

Neither are the str relics anymore

 

[cHodAX]

Nevermind, I will just have to kick Roo's arse now

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Aha!!

So you finally noticed eh?

Well I also have your Val Doonican and Leo Sayer records too....

I notice that once again the Waaaalbions have got the Strength relics... but I'll gladly turn up and smack you

Although I wasn't actually there, I did throw a few suggestions at Roo when he was planning it. Don't know if he used them or not but I sort of felt part of the party because of that

So.. if you can prize yourself away from the TV for more than 20 seconds I'll hand you your arse

Hmmmm.. if you win you want a Norse woman eh? I think I can arrange a date with TEH WIGGLE. Although Kirinia has a bit of a battery problem atm and she tends to shock everyone near her...

Time, date, place.... your turn to choose.. but please, take off that dodgy saracen perfume... it's disgusting.

Best I go throw myself in Lake Yggdra for my monthly bath then

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by Old Nicodemus


Well I also have your Val Doonican and Leo Sayer records too....

Never got my 'Black Lace - The Greatest Hits' or 'Teh chicken song' albs though did you

 

[Mid - Kirinia]

Hmmmm.. if you win you want a Norse woman eh? I think I can arrange a date with TEH WIGGLE. Although Kirinia has a bit of a battery problem atm and she tends to shock everyone near her...

Nico stop offering me to people! How rude!
<spanks Nico>

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by Mid - Kirinia
Nico stop offering me to people! How rude!
<spanks Nico>

Let me kill him please. Ohh wait then I have to find someone else to steal horses from.

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by Mid - Kirinia
Nico stop offering me to people! How rude!
<spanks Nico>

You couldn't handle the 'Avalonian Love Machine' anyway, I am too much for just one lady to handle

 

[Zebolt]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
You couldn't handle the 'Avalonian Love Machine' anyway, I am too much for just one lady to handle

Kirinia isn't "just one lady" fyi

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by Zebolt
Kirinia isn't "just one lady" fyi

She is the lady, alongside Louise, Mellin and Cerbie.

 

[Mid - Kirinia]

...I am too much for just one lady to handle ...

...unless it's a troll lady. Ask Nico to sort you out, I'm sure he's up with who's hot and who's not in the troll community. Hmm does Fatmomma still play?:kiss2:

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
You couldn't handle the 'Avalonian Love Machine' anyway, I am too much for just one lady to handle

lol More like the Mule of Beno - All promises, no equipment to deliver those promises, and a lot of loud braying too


And Nico, since when did you up the bath rate? Is there some new sheep in your life you haven't been telling us about?

 

[Cyradix]

Maybe it’s that new inflatable model that just hit the market…

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Mid - Kirinia
Nico stop offering me to people! How rude!
<spanks Nico>

Awwww... but Kiri..... I was just thinking of your Rp's

Admitedly he's a bit scrawny and smells suspect in that cheap Saracen perfume.. but he's still worth over 1k rp

Besides you are TEH WIGGLE! And you want to prove to him that Kyra is just a cheap imitation of the REAL thing

:wub:

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
You couldn't handle the 'Avalonian Love Machine' anyway, I am too much for just one lady to handle

Pfffft... you can't even handle Docwolfe let alone a tub of warm wax.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn

And Nico, since when did you up the bath rate? Is there some new sheep in your life you haven't been telling us about?

Baaaaath? Ooops.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Cyradix
Maybe it’s that new inflatable model that just hit the market…

Do tell.. you seem to have first hand information....

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Mid - Kirinia

<spanks Nico>

Oooo baby! :whip:

Domnikirix...... hubba hubba

 

[Cyradix]

Originally posted by Old Nicodemus
Do tell.. you seem to have first hand information....

Naah, I'm more into elvish dolls and luri pr0n

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Did Nic just call me cheap??

I'm insulted!

Wow take a few months off and look what happens...

Cho dear, I certainly hope you taught Nic yet another lesson.

BTW by definition TEH WIGGLE can only be done by minstrels. We all know that no other realm or class is able to wiggle their hips in the manner in which us minstrels can.

Me thinks you are just kissing up to Kirinia so she's let you get under her armor.

Shameful!!

 

[cHodAX]

He is avoiding me Kyra, Roo tells me that he is paralysed by the fear of the thought of yet another devastating defeat. Who can blame him to be honest, I am by far the toughest stick waving gimp in Albion

 

[minstrel_kyra]

*gets her pom poms ready for the next meeting*

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
He is avoiding me Kyra, Roo tells me that he is paralysed by the fear of the thought of yet another devastating defeat. Who can blame him to be honest, I am by far the toughest stick waving gimp in Albion

You are making this up, its like this. Roo cant find his horses, and i have no clue where they have gone. *BURP*

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Heh.... avoiding you eh?

Last message I recieved was along the lines of....

"No probs bud, I'll let you know on Saturday if I can make it.. as I don't have as much time as I did before because of a very demanding new distraction..."

And you know what I'm talking about cHo


Did I get a message?

Noooooooo.. of course not.. Old cHo was using his stick for other purposes that day.. in fact the entire weekend I think.

So.. it's quite plain that I'm not avoiding him... I'm quietly sitting in my retirement home waiting for a message from an old adversary inviting me to a bit of fun.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some kobolds to torment before opening up a good barrel of Dwarf Gutbuster ale...